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This is not a love song.
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This is:
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Issue #43 October 18, 1989
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Special Star Trek issue!
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Write to us: Activist Times, Inc.
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P.O. Box 2501
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Bloomfield, NJ 07003
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===========================
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= info following brought =
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= on by a need for more =
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= real information =) =
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===========================
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Hi folks. First up, it's Prime Anarchist with Prime Anarchist World News:
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p*a*w*n*p*a*w*n*p*a*w*n*p*a*w*n*p*a*w*n*p*a*w*n*p*a*w*n*p*a*w*n*p*a*w*n*
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PRIME ANARCHIST PRODUCTIONS Presents ATI, now a GZP - in case you didn't know
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that already. PAP, Activist Times Inc. and Ground Zero Productions all come
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under the same umbrella (but we're not trying to sell you insurance - just
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share some ideas).
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"Check out special billing options....like accounting codes. These codes
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are dialed with the call (usually 2 digits). Calls come back summarized by
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code.
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"One warning: most accounting codes are not 'restrictive', i.e. calls
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will go through for any 2 digits dialed, so this is not a good way to control
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abuse."
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See possibilities there? I do. Adding 2 digits to a 14-digit Sprint or
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MCI card could force 17 calls to the same place to take up 17 lines. So
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--instead of your bill showing 17 calls to Oshkosh, Wyoming for a total of so
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many minutes, there will be 17 lines for those calls. In other words, do a
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random number each time (99 possibilities for each call dialed) and the bill
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will come home in a box.
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Looooooooooove that paper trail!
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Best prank I've heard of so far?
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23 year-old Joseph Mulcahey tried to withdraw money at his local bank.
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Suddenly, police showed up and took him away. He says he had no idea
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someone days before scribbled "Give me $10,000. I have a gun." on the back of
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a withdrawal slip and put it back in the middle of the stack at the bank's
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table.
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Dweezil hotline: dial 818-PUM-PKIN.
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A real "war-on-drugz" would have to involve alcohol, tobacco, caffeine,
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valium, phenobarbitol, and many other substances. What we have before us is a
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witch hunt. I think Bush is going to "Blow his Wod".
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Book review: "Loyalties" by Carl Bernstein. Carl tackles the issue of
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having a mom and dad who joined the Communist party. More than just commies,
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Mr. and Mrs. Bernstein were hard workers in the labor movement. Joining the
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Communist party just helped them getting around.
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AROUAH!!!
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I.D. trick of the month: Go to East Germany as a tourist. Get their
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version of a white card. Flock to West Germany as a "refugee".
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West Germany is flooded with newbies. They'll give you instant citizenship
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, hence credentials.
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Don't worry about the heavy American accent. Everyone speaks fluent
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English except us anyways.
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Prime signing off now.
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I be gone.
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Bye bye.
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NO CARRIER.
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--- The Roving Eavesdropper---
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We got a lot of compliments on the story called "Terrorism of a 976 Phone Sex
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Line" in ATI37. And the chat buffer in ATI34 got a lot of laughs, too. So, ATI
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will now have a new occasional feature called "The Roving Eavesdropper", where
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we will bring you possible conversations that possibly took place over the
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phone, over the modem (via buffers), or even in person. We bring you this
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feature to represent reality. To show you humorous sides of human interaction
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that are normally not encountered. To just have some fun!!!
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So, in this issue we bring you a buffer from a chat system called Diversi-Dial.
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Diversi-Dial, or D-Dial as it is commonly referred to, is a 300-baud chat
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system run on an Apple computer and 7 modems and phone lines. It seems to
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sometimes attract a more interesting variety of individuals, as we will see
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now.
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When a + is shown, it means someone is had logged on. A - indicates someone
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logged off. Users who do not have a password (they cost between $5-$15 per
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month) have a time limit of 5 minutes on the system. The callers in this
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instance were all non-password holders, so you will see a lot of logging on and
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logging off, including the signons and signoffs of the person who buffered this
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fascinating conversation.
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A /s gives a list of users online. So wh
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a short list. And any line beginning with P was a private message to the user
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who buffered this.
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Anyway, on with the show:
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#6(T1:penile sensation) so whats up
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/s
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#1(T1:Living Abortion) 001
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#3(T1:PussHead) 001
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#6(T1:penile sensation) 002
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--> 07/15/86 1:11 AM
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#3(T1:PussHead) well
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-->. +
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#4
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#3(T1:PussHead) the death toll
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#6(T1:penile sensation) cool
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#2(T1:blood filled) its been up most of the day
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-->. -
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#4
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#3(T1:PussHead) I had a tall frosty glass of puss today
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#6(T1:penile sensation) what flavored puss?
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-->. +
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#4
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#6(T1:penile sensation) hi 4
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#1(T1:Living Abortion) I had a "Bloody Mary"
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#6(T1:penile sensation) i only have those periodically, 1
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-->. -
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#4
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#3(T1:PussHead) I like to eat scabs
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#6(T1:penile sensation) sorry, just a little humor there
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#3(T1:PussHead) the dry blood melts in my mouth
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#1(T1:Living Abortion) haha
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#3(T1:PussHead) not in my hands
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#1(T1:Living Abortion) hehe
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-->. +
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#4
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#6(T1:penile sensation) hi 4!
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#3(T1:PussHead) High 4
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#1(T1:Living Abortion) hi 4
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#6(T1:penile sensation) like anal sex, 4?
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--> #6 Cutoff in 30 sec
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*6(T1:penile sensation) be back!
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#3(T1:PussHead) bye peni
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#3(T1:PussHead) peee ny
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#1(T1:Living Abortion) bye ps
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*6(T1:penile sensation) beback!
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*6(T1:penile sensation) oooooh
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-->. -
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#4
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/I
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02861 Calls / 060 Today
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Welcome to:
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-=*> Ascii Connection <*=-
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-->. +
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#6
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-->. -
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#4
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#3(T1:PussHead) re
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--> #3 Cutoff in 30 sec
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/w80
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--> Done
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--> #2 Cutoff in 30 sec
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--> #1 Cutoff in 30 sec
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*** /MB ***
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Ascii message index: 2
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/mj: D-DIAL numbers [8/11]
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/ml: Wishes are like dishes +
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/mm: Zen's zany world +
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/mn: Ascii Connection news +
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/mo: Maxx's message +
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/mp: Profitic statements +
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/mq: 2toneville +
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/hbleeding anus
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--> Done
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*1(T1:Living Abortion) repenile
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*3(T1:PussHead) you guys
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*3(T1:PussHead) and penis
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-->. +
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#4
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#6(T1:bleeding anus) hi!
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*1(T1:Living Abortion) hi 4
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#6(T1:bleeding anus) call back guys!
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P*1(T1:Living Abortion) haha
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*3(T1:PussHead) ok!
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-->. -
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#1
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-->. -
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#2
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-->. -
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#3
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-->. -
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#4
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#1
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#2
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#4
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#3
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#1(T1:?) whoa
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hi 1-4
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#6(T1:bleeding anus) hi 1-4
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#2(T1:Nose Bleed) hi
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#3(T1:craN) line 4 hates me...
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#2(T1:Nose Bleed) I had too much coke tonight
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#1(T1:Crusted) hi
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/s
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#1(T1:Crusted) 001
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#2(T1:Nose Bleed) 001
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#3(T1:craN) 001
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#4(T1:blood filled) 001
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#6(T1:bleeding anus) 002
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#2(T1:Nose Bleed) hi cc
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#2(T1:Dan) HI guys! want to come to a thuper meeting?
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#1(T1:Crusted) hah
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#3(T1:Pregnant Nun) I'm old, gray, wrinkled, my tits sag..
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#4(T1:blood filled) ive been in and out today
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#1(T1:Crusted) in and out of who?
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#6(T1:bleeding anus) i like sex with young seminarians better
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#4(T1:blood filled) ive gotten into the habbit
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#2(T1:Dan) we can play thome thuper games! like pin the poker in the anus!
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#1(T1:Crusted) is that why it bleeds?
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#2(T1:Dan) and slide and go squeek
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#6(T1:bleeding anus) yeah!
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/s
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#1(T1:Crusted) 002
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#2(T1:Dan) 002
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#3(T1:Pregnant Nun) 002
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#4(T1:blood filled) 002
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#6(T1:bleeding anus) 003
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#1(T1:Crusted) hah
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#3(T1:Pregnant Nun) haha
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#4(T1:blood filled) i hear blood makes a good lubricant
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#3(T1:Pregnant Nun) hahaha
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#2(T1:Dan) blood makes such a good lubricant
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#2(T1:Dan) shit
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#3(T1:Pregnant Nun) haha
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#4(T1:blood filled) fuck you
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#2(T1:Dan) with blood?
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#4(T1:blood filled) a dried stick of it
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#3(T1:Pregnant Nun) I hear puss makes a better one
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#1(T1:Crusted) mmmmmmmmm
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#1(T1:Crusted) a dried stick of puss, mmmm
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#3(T1:Pregnant Nun) yummy
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--> #6 Cutoff in 30 sec
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#4(T1:blood filled) puss sticks
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*6(T1:bleeding anus) be back!
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tructions, enter:
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/I
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02867 Calls / 064 Today
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Welcome to:
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-=*> Ascii Connection <*=-
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-->. +
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#6
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/w80
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--> Done
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--> #4 Cutoff in 30 sec
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--> #3 Cutoff in 30 sec
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--> #2 Cutoff in 30 sec
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--> #1 Cutoff in 30 sec
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*** /MC ***
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Ascii message index: 3
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/mr: Rules of Ascii Connection
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/ms: 0odspeak +
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/mu: Guest subscribers list +
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(updated soon)
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/mz: Locked system information
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*3(T1:Pregnant Nun) 6, log off when we do and call back, then we will all
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be synched
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#6(T1:?) call back guys
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*2(T1:Testtubeabortion)
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*4(T1:blood filled) wheres baby aims when you need her
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#6(T1:?) sync time
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*1(T1:Crusted) ya
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*1(T1:Crusted) haha
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*4(T1:blood filled) hell sync
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-->. -
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#1
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-->. -
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#2
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-->. -
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#3
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-->. -
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lcome to:
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-=*> Ascii Connection <*=-
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-->. +
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#6
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/wq
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#1(T1:?) hi 2-6
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/w80
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--> Done
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#2(T1:) hi
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/hsheep whore
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--> Done
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-->: +
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#4(T1:pregnant fetus) hi
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#3(T1:Pregnant Nun) haha
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#6(T1:sheep whore) rehi everyone
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#1(T1:Dried) hi 5
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#3(T1:Pregnant Nun) hahahahahahahhaa
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#1(T1:Dried) HAHAH
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#2(T1:GhostofJesus) hi
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#2(T1:GhostofJesus) im dead
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#5(T1:ROBIN) HI ALL
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#1(T1:Dried) hi Robin
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#6(T1:sheep whore) hi robin
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#3(T1:Pregnant Nun) the Virgin mary was a whore
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#4(T1:pregnant fetus) get in on some bird action
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#2(T1:GhostofJesus) the jews would crucify me all the time
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#1(T1:Dried) robin?
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#6(T1:sheep whore) robin hood and his band of merry men?
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#6(T1:sheep whore) ever have sex with a grizzly bear?
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#4(T1:pregnant fetus) guess thats what was meant by a double fuck
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#5(T1:ROBIN) YOU ALL KNIGHT PEOPLE ARE SO CRAYZY
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#1(T1:Dried) haha
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#1(T1:Dried) c'mon big boy, you know you want it up the ass
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#3(T1:Pregnant Nun) c'mon honey bun, slip it in my back door
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#4(T1:pregnant fetus) under your mudflaps
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#1(T1:Dried Clitoris) hah
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#3(T1:Pregnant Nun) bundtcakes
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#4(T1:pregnant fetus) the bigger the cushin the better the pushin
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#2(T1:Mother goose) hickory dickory dock the mouse pulled out his cock.
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his orgasm begun and out came cum hickory dickory dock
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#5(T1:ROBIN) THI CUNVERSATION IS STUPID
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#3(T1:Pregnant Nun) The looser the waistband, the deeper the quicksand
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#1(T1:Dried) the farther the punt, the larger the stunt
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/s
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#1(T1:Dried) 004
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#2(T1:Mother goose) 004
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#3(T1:Pregnant Nun) 004
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#4(T1:pregnant fetus) 004
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#5(T1:ROBIN) 003
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#6(T1:sheep whore) 004
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--> 07/15/86 1:24 AM
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--> Full
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#5(T1:ROBIN) CUTOFF
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--> #6 Cutoff in 30 sec
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--> #4 Cutoff in 30 sec
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--> #2 Cutoff in 30 sec
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*** /MF ***
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Friday weather forecast:
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Today will be partly sunny, but with a 40% chance of thunderstorms during
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the day.
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High/low: 82/65
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0ods
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*6(T1:sheep whore) cunt off
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*6(T1:sheep whore) baaaaaaaaa everyone!
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*3(T1:Pregnant Nun) hahahahaha
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*1(T1:Dried) hah
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-->. -
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#2
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*3(T1:Pregnant Nun) baaaaa!
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#5(T1:) BYE ALL
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*1(T1:Dried) bye
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-->. -
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#4
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/w80
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#6(T1:?) re
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#2(T1:Mother Goose) slice
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#2(T1:Mother Goose) with 10 % cherry juice
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#1(T1:blood) hsaha
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/hhot fur demon
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--> Done
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#3(T1:popped cherry) rip me
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#1(T1:blood) haha
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#6(T1:hot fur demon) hi
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#3(T1:popped cherry) hahaha
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#2(T1:Mother Goose) haha
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#2(T1:Goose Mother) ooOooOOo
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#3(T1:popped cherry) I WONDER WHO 6 is! <duh>
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#1(T1:blood) haha
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#6(T1:hot fur demon) hmmm
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/s
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#1(T1:blood) 003
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#2(T1:Goose Mother) 003
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#3(T1:popped cherry) 003
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#4(T1:?) 003
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#6(T1:hot fur demon) 002
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#2(T1:Mummy sex) i want to go to egypt and fuck some corpses
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#6(T1:hot fur demon) yeah!
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#2(T1:Mummy sex) those dead ones turn me on
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#1(T1:blood) hahahaha
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#6(T1:hot fur demon) i like to fuck skeletons
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#5:?:#375$
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#6(T1:hot fur demon) with BONERS
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#1(T1:blood) hi 375
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#4(T1:?) fuck you 375
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#1(T1:blood) you are the father of my unborn child, 375?
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#3(T1:oozing red liqui) naaa, I wanna go to ancient greece and fuck a goddess
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whos been dead for over 2000 years
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--> #4 Cutoff in 30 sec
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*** /MH ***
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Well....
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There might be a message here later.
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#6(T1:hot fur demon) into anal sex, 5?
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#5(T1:=izer) hi all
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#6(T1:hot fur demon) sync time again
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#5(T1:=izer) call back 1,2,3,4
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*2(T1:Mummy sex) I want to fuck sea animals
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-->. -
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#4
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-->. -
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#2
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-->. -
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Welcome to:
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-=*> Ascii Connection <*=-
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#6
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#3
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/w80
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#2(T1:?) fuck you izer
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/hquad
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#1(T1:Raging Erection)
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#5(T1:=izer) now now childre
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#5(T1:=izer) n
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/hquad-dildoe
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#6(T1:quad-dildoe) hi
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#4(T1:horny infant) give it to me
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#6(T1:quad-dildoe) hahahaa
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#3(T1:Reddened Pink) hahaha
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/hpulsing purple
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#1(T1:Cripple) who stole my wheelchair?
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#5(T1:=izer) are you all friends?
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#6(T1:pulsing purple) hey great
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#2(T1:Tidalwave) hi
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#4(T1:horny infant) sink me with your pink torpedo
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#3(T1:Reddened Pink) hahaha
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#3(T1:Reddened Pink) <fire away!>
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#5(T1:=izer) how old r ya
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#2(T1:Tidalwave) I want your throbbing shaft of love inside of me
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#5(T1:=izer) 8? 9?
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#3(T1:Reddened Pink) old enough to know how and young enuff to do it well
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#1(T1:Cripple) well the infant is 6 months old
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#1(T1:Cripple) I am impotent
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#5(T1:=izer) do all of u have orgys together?
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#3(T1:Reddened Pink) yes, every nite
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#4(T1:horny infant) you just get fucked over
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#2(T1:Tidalwave) ya, with your momma
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#6(T1:pulsing purple) i want your cane up my ass, cripple
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#3(T1:Reddened Pink) hahaha
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P#2(T1:Tidalwave) hahaha
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#1(T1:Cripple) hahaha
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#2(T1:Tidalwave) hahahah
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#5(T1:=izer) u all must be friends
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#1(T1:Cripple) Its not a cane but a walker
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#3(T1:Reddened Pink) I've never done it in a wheelchair before
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#2(T1:Tidalwave) I have 6, no make that 7, 7 flavors
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#2(T1:Tidalwave) for the entire family
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#6(T1:pulsing purple) hahaha
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#2(T1:Tidalwave) go ahead, bring the kids
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#5(T1:=izer) why do u insist on all being gross?
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#1(T1:Cripple) shut up izer
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#5(T1:=izer) or?
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#2(T1:Tidalwave) fuck you izer, you fucking nerd
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--> #5 Cutoff in 30 sec
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*5(T1:=izer) or
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#1(T1:Cripple) why do you insist on being an asshole?
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#6(T1:pulsing purple) bye =fucker
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#1(T1:Cripple) haha
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#4(T1:horny infant) fuck off =izer
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#2(T1:Tidalwave) hahaha
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-->. -
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#5:=izer:#375$
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#3(T1:pink pleasure) why dont you just stay the fuck out?
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#1(T1:Cripple) hahaa
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/s
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#1(T1:Cripple) 004
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#2(T1:Tidalwave) 004
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#3(T1:pink pleasure) 004
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#4(T1:horny infant) 004
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#6(T1:pulsing purple) 004
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--> 07/15/86 1:34 AM
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P#1(T1:Cripple) who is this?
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#2(T1:Tidalwave) lets go twit some system
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P#1(T1:Cripple) this is a cripple
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#3(T1:pink pleasure) no!
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--> #6 Cutoff in 30 sec
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--> #4 Cutoff in 30 sec
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--> #3 Cutoff in 30 sec
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--> #2 Cutoff in 30 sec
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--> #1 Cutoff in 30 sec
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*** /MN ***
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Well....
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There might be a message here later.
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*1(T1:Cripple) ya
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*6(T1:pulsing purple) well this is it for me
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*6(T1:pulsing purple) bye kids
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*1(T1:Cripple) paradise
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*2(T1:Tidalwave) bye 6
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*3(T1:pink pleasure) we are all so nicely synched, WE OWN Ascii right now
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*6(T1:pulsing purple) all buffered
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*4(T1:horny infant) gang banged by the system
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*1(T1:Cripple) electric
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-->: +
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#5:?:#375$
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*2(T1:Tidalwave) fuck you izer
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/hfuck me
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--> Done
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#5(T1:?) rehi
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***END OF BUFFER***
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Wasn't that special? Look in ATI44 for a great story called "Typical
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Converstion Heard at a Suburban Mall". It'll knock your socks off!!
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flash flash flash flash flash flash flash flash flash flash flash flash flash
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Now for a special announcement:
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RC Cola drinkers, unite.
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Boycott Pepsi.
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Wayne Calloway, Pepsico's Chairman also sits of Exxon's Bored of
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Directors. Exxon and Pepsi are both bad on the First Ammendment (not to
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mention the environment! -GZ). Pepsico's address is Purchase, NY 10577; fone
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number is 914-253-2000.
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Suggestions:
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1. Light up their switchboard.
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2. Tear up your Exxon card.
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3. Don't buy Exxon gas or other products.
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4. Tape or crazy-glue all Pepsi vending machines.
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5. Write "Pepsi Boycott" in the street in front of major sidewalk promotions.
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6. Jam Pepsi ads on your local TV station (We're not in the Max Headroom days
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yet! -GZ)
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7. Buy your grocer's homemade colas.
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8. Get the Coke recipe and brew your own.
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9. Start drinking iced tea.
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10. Hijack a Pepsi truck and and drive it off a cliff (dress up like an Indian
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or a Coke deliveryman).
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11. Call your operator and pose this rhetorical question: "On your next break
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will you drink a Pepsi, which stands for censorship, or will you participate
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in the boycott?"
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So next time you want to make the choice of a New Generation, pop open a Royal
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Crown.
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GZ's note: Don't forget other Pepsi products, like Slice. If in doubt, check
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the can or label.
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$-$-$-$-$-$-$-$-$-$-$-$-$-$-$-$-$-$-$-$-$-$-$-$-$-$-$-$-$-$-$-$-$-$-$-$-$-$-$-$
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And now, a story from the 10-17-89 issue of The Sun. For all you Trekkies like
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me! Read it and laugh:
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Hundreds of Trekkies Shave Their Heads to Look Like Captain Picard--
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(Typed in from a tabloid called THE SUN)
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The next generation of trekkies has had it with the fake Vulcan ears of
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Mr. Spock --they're shaving their heads to look like Captain Picard!
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Bald heads are popping up all over the country as more and more
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spaced-out STAR TREK fans pay tribute to the skinhead Enterprise captain of
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TV's STAR TREK: THE NEXT GENERATION.
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"STAR TREK isn't just a TV show, it's a way of life", says bald Kevin
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Johnson, 23. "And Captain Picard is the best example of what the Enterprise
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crew stands for.
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"Shaving your head is the ultimate test for a Trekkie to show his
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allegiance."
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While older STAR TREK fanatics are free to do what they want with thier
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hair, parents are alarmed that growing numbers of young children are taking
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razors to their scalps.
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Mad mom Marlene Peterson forbid her 10-year old son Gary from watching
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his favorite show when he arrived at the breakfast table sporting a Captain
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Picard top.
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"I could have dropped dead", she recalls.
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"He had used his father's electric razor the night before and shaved off
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every hair.
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"When I screamed at him he just shrugged and said all the kids were doing
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it."
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STAR TREK has always had a large group of steadfast loyal fans who'll go
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to amazing extremes to imitate their heroes.
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But according to Dr. Louise Fitzgibbon, a top psychologist who has
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|
studied the phenomenon, Captain Picard is an especially attractive role model.
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|
"He is very dedicated and professional", she says.
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"Although he seems unemotional on the surface, he will make any sacrifice
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for his crew.
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"To devoted trekkies, he is the man of the future, and for them, shaved
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heads are the final frontier."
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poetryCORNERpoetryCORNERpoetryCORNERpoetryCORNERpoetryCORNERpoetryCORNER
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|
Now, a poem from Ramin S. (213)
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The time
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|
allotted for
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|
you to dial has been
|
|
exceeded... Please hang by
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your neck
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till dead.
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-- Ramin S.
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(That's kind of like what the fone compaany thinks of its public...Heh.)
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|
Now for a great poem I saw in Environmental Action magazine:
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WHAT KING GEORGE SAYS
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"It's sweet and it doesn't have any of that stuff theey spray on the apples"
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-George Bush, on why he drinks carrot juice (Newsweek, March 27, 1989)
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He ought to know,
|
|
head of a government that
|
|
okays carcinogens on
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|
our apples, grapes and
|
|
other produce.
|
|
Friend of Uniroyal, which makes Alar.
|
|
Buddy of the fruit and vegetable cartels.
|
|
Overseer of comprador governments that
|
|
spray DDT on their own field hands.
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|
Carrot juice, though less dangerous,
|
|
is not cheap, nor available in Safeway,
|
|
Kroger or Winn-Dixie.
|
|
It's the juice of those who know,
|
|
those who can afford to shop
|
|
in gourmet health food stores.
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|
|
|
As for the masses, King George says:
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|
LET 'EM EAT ALAR
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|
|
|
-- Bob Slaymaker
|
|
|
|
Alar is a ripening agent used mainly on apples and is a known carcinogen.
|
|
And it looks like the masses ARE going to eat Alar. The federal government is
|
|
buying out a 15-million surplus created when the serious effects of Alar became
|
|
widely publicized. These apples will be distributed to the poor. They will not
|
|
be tested for Alar content.
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==============================================================================
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|
A major quake happened in Northern California, affecting San Francisco,Oakland,
|
|
San Jose and other cities. I hope the people affected get the best help
|
|
possible. At least ol' Bush was kind enough to declare the area a disaster
|
|
area, and federal aid will soon follow.
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That's all for ATI43. See you on the dark side of the moon!
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