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HEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEY
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HEYHEYhey, hey, hey, it's ATI!HEY
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HEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEY
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issue 25
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November 8, 1988
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P A P, the prime anarchist / / /
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productions, numbers run, for this
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morning, 7:16:44am. 1988.
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= info following brought =
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= on by a need for more =
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= real information =) =
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619-298-4844 CRONOS
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516-922-wine dial a dirty joke.
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516-751-2600 2600 magazine
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201-644-2335 ap newsline for the blind
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202-456-1414 Reagan's desk
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203-324-3117 comedy shop newsline
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415-995-2606 Reality Hackers magazine
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619-375-1234 time and temp
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415-923-0900 PEACENET.
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212-966-5000 National Lawyers Guild
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800-833-news National Student News
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Service/ Hunger Campaign
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303-499-7111 Atomic Clock
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($)($)($)($)($)($)($)
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($)NOTAS MUSICAS!!! ($)
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($)($)($)($)($)($)($)
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WHAT do you make picklecake out of?
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Dill dough!!
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Why do they spell sex s-e-x??
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They couldnt spell "Ahh!!Oh!!Uhh!!OO!!
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What's brown and full of holes??
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Swiss shit!!
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What's a Texan call a marriage licence?
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Exclusive drilling rights!!
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When is a hard-on like money??
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When a guy pisses it away!!
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- - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
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:ATI, changing the way people :
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read for over 2 years.
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:ATI, a freedom paper. :
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ATI, a way of life, patriots /
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:ATI, more than just a - -
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newspaper, it's the rag /
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:of justice!!! /
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(APWN)GROTON, Ct--Cygnus, that weirness character from the comicstrip, Life,
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has declared himself the Son of Man,and started his own religion. "Praise
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Cyg," they say. "From whom all fluids flow" "Praise him all weirdness cheese
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from toes, "Praise Cyg above his mischievous throne,"Praise Cyg when he tries
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to play trombone." He has claimed it is not funny. He says he is totally
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serious. He promises not to make us drink grape coolaid. When asked for
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assurance that the grape coolade trick would not be played, he was heard
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saying, "I much prefer cherry."
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SOVIET HAPPENINGS (APWN)Moscow/Georgia-
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-Although the official religion of Soviet Union is atheism, there are a
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couple religions flourishing. Orthodox Christianity, and Judaism are quite
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strong in Russia and Georgia.
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Most Jews in the Soviet Union have asked for permission to leave. Only a
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handful are granted that each year. Upon confession of Christian faith,
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a Soviet citizen is required to sign a paper saying, 1) I am Christian 2) I
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vow poverty 3) I kick myself out of the party. He will then never get a
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promotion at work, the state treats him like garbage, and his peers for the
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most part ignore him.
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Despite this, organized religion is quite strong in the soviet union. They
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arent making strong statements about abortion, and things like that, but
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their main issue in the 1980's has been world peace. They constantly nag at the
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Soviet government to go further on human rights. It will be interesting to
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see what becomes of the Church when Gorbachev is ousted. Will the church-
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bashing be as violent and hatefilled as during Kruschev? Time will only tell.
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1988 was the thousand year anniversity of the Church in Russia, and Gorbachev
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had no choice but to allow them to dance in the streets.
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Things are really brewing there. We'll see.
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- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
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:I was talkin to AH the other day,:
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:and he was discussing that very :
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:phenomenon. :
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: "We're repeating the 60's with :
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:our clothes, our music, our :
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: poetry, :
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:our rallies. How come we can't :
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:start repeating the political :
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:thought too? That's why I'm :
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:bringing back Steal This Book, :
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:and Dancin In the Ice Age :
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:If all goes well, I'll bring back:
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:Woodstock Nation too." :
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- - - - -
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: :
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: For Sale: :
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: Steal this Book :
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: Steal this Urine Test :
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: Square Dancin in the Ice Age:
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: Write: /
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:Contemporary Classics /
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:PO Box 15 /
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:Worcester, MA 01613 /
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**************
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** HOOT!!! **- - - - - - - - - - .
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************** /
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/ /
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Activist Times, Inc. ATI is a
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journalistic, causistic, /
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/cyberpolitical /
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/organization, / 4 more info?
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/trying to / send SASE
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/help y'all, and us / stamps???
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change the world / to:
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radically, in less / ATI
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than two minutes / c/o Kelly
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increments. / BRO Box 94
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- - - - - - - - - Groton, Ct.
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06340
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***Call these awe-fish-y'all ATI
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Host BBS's. AuTobahn 703-629-4422
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AT-Tel 812-446-2881
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One Byte 203-444-1597
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Peacenet (call 415-923-0900 for info)
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(APWN)LONG ISLAND--Jackie "The Joke Man" Martling, a comedian and radio
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personality from East Norwich, New York, has been a professional entertainer
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since the age of fourteen. He started playing guitar in a rock and roll band
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before the coming of the Beatles, played all thru his schooling at
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Michigan State University (Mech. Engineer '71) and continued in a Long
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Island-based comedy/original music trio, the now-infamous OffHour Rockers.
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Jackie made the switch to standup in 1979, and started "Use your Finger!! 516
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922-wine!!" the worlds only x-rated joke line (516-922-9463), which is
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still in operation and gets thousands of calls a day from all over the world.
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with the help of his laughline, Jackie has been producing and promoting comedy
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shows since the recent boom was in its infancy. Jackie became "The Joke Man"
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when his jokeline was picked up by Rick Dees from KIIS-FM in LA for his daily
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morning show. "Jackie the Joke Man" is now a regular feature on "Weekly Top 40
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Countdown", heard coast to coast in all major markets. Jackie and his
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production partner Nancy Sirianni are at work around the clock expanding
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their catalogue of videos, albums, cassettes, books, joke cards, t-shirts,
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sweatshirts, mugs, and many more hilarious products. Jackie insists that his
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family is middle class on a good day, lives on the beautiful North Shore
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of Long Island, is incredibly intimidated by just about everything, and sees
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more biographies in his future.
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OFF HOUR ROCKERS.
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BOX 62.
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EAST NORWICH NEW YORK, 11732.
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(516)922-9463
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THINGS ARE BAD ALL OVER
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(APWN)Warwick,RI--"Leon was here," says a piece of graffiti on the stall
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door of the bathroom of the local IHOP. IHOP is the only place within 30
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feet that's open 24 hours, and the pricesure reflects it. It gets a fierce bar
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rush. There's more vomit and assorted other cookie chunks out and around the
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toilet than all the queasybags in a 737 on a tuesday afternoon.
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The sink is overflowing, and the mirror is in about 4 different sections from
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a 2am fight pitting a teenage crack dealer against a very pissed off vialbuyer
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who didnt like the amount of sugar and flour cut into his cocaine. The floor
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is filling-in tonite as assistant garbagebucket for the receptical that took
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a walk out to visit the shortorder cook. The large IHOP throwrug is a soggy mes
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almost slips over to the doorway as you regain your footing. It doesnt say
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"Leon was here", anymore. Someone stole the bathroom door.
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LOVELOST (APWN)Guyanna--I loved her. I gave her all I had in existance. She was
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young. I was too; but not quite weird enough for her. She needed more. She
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needed excitement, I guess.
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Sure, I was exciting but not weird enough for her. I drove an old beat up
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Datsun for mileage, and a Chevy pickup for the haul. I guess I just wasnt
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sporty enough. She left me for a guy with a bitchin camaro.
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...........
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/ from /
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/ the / March, 1988.
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/publisher/ That's when it ended for
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......../ me.
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My truck totalled, my insurance $2800 a year, my manager
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stealing computer sales from me, no girlfriend for a whole month, Citibank
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screaming judges, lawyers, and court, the local cable company, and national
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telephone company wanting to "talk to me", half a college degree, 21 pounds
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of excess fat I cant get rid of, a psychotherapist that doesnt want my body--
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she wants my penis. and 80 dollars, and a partridge shitting on me from a
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peartree overhead.
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By 1990, I will be installing step-by-step switching systems in the third
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world with the US Army. I signed up in July, and will ship by the time you
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get this letter. I dont feel good about joining RayGun's Raiders, or Bush's
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Broncos for that matter. Or even Duke's Dingalings. But I'm going after
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communicatons skills I simply cannot get in college, and surely aren't getting
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making sandwiches at 6.50 per hour. I leave ATI in good hands. Your new
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publisher will be Fah-Q, and contributing editors are Ground Zero, the 8th
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Defendant, ee the Minuteman, Rick Stoddar, Cygnus, Yipster, and Chip, and the
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usual bunch of hacks.
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Fah-Q comes to us from Indiana, and says he plans on headquartering in
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Providence, Groton, Philly, AND Denver by the year 1991. He's basically taking
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us into 1989 with strong footing. That's a lot considering we live in a nation
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that hasnt been able to claim strong footing since custer's last stand.
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I'll be fully removed from ATI for 8 weeks while I undergo namecalling,
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daily floggings, and practice using various weapons like m-16's and 9mm's. Not
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much different from my usual daytoday
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lifestyle. After that I'll try to get mycomputer out to me, so I can come back
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on as a strong force within Activist Times Incorporated.
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Good luck Fah-Q, and look out world. You thought I play rough.
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SAVE THAT CARD by INSANE ANGELO WARLORD
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You dial your 800xxx-xxxx to use your card, and get a bad code siren again.
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You call it back and sit there for a minute waiting for the operator and let
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her put you thru to CS. 3 times it worked. "I payed $60 2 weeks ago, you didnt
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journalize it yet?"
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They gave you the benefit of the doubt and reactivated your card,anticipating
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their rubberalloy payment.
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No go.
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You gotta fork over at least 100 bills this time or you'll NEVER SEE YOUR
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CARD AGAIN. "Screw that," you tell her, "eat cockatoo ka-ka"
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You'll leave it bad and pay them 5 a month til it's paid off or you die--
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whichever comes first.
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If youre thinking of cuttin up that card, and tossing it, dont. That magneeto
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strip on the back is a blank key.
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Can you say ATM?
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I knew you could.
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Next time u need to visit your friend or hack a few 4digit pins or
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whatever, dont let him leave a key under the doormat: too risky, you dont
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know WHAT kind of people would try gaining access to such a room. Insert your
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own personal magneeto card. It's not active anymore, but it's still a zipstrip.
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That's all they are looking for at the scanner!!! You knew those silly looking
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14 digit things were good for something. Besides, it's good reference in case y
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That's it for ATI25!!!
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