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SPECIAL
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ivist times inc!!!
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vol. 3 issue 23
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November-One-'88
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increments. / BRO Box 94
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PAP, prime anarchist productions,
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numbers run, for this morning, 8:32:29
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am.
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1988.
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516-922-wine dial a dirty joke.
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516-751-2600 2600 magazine
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201-644-2335 ap newsline for the blind
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202-456-1414 Reagan's desk
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203-324-3117 comedy shop newsline
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415-995-2606 Reality Hackers magazine
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619-375-1234 time and temp.
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415-923-0900 PEACENET.
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- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - .
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FAH-Q'S CORNER ..
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. .
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"I WAS JUST PUTTING litter . .
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in its place". .H .
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. O .
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- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - . O .
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. T.
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. FAH-Q is the official . .
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. Irish Road Warrior . .
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. ..
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- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -.
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A new class of person has been found
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lurking the streets of New York.
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The NOPIE. NOPIES are people that
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have vowed a personal NO to drug use
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but
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firmly believe that no one has the
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right to tell others whether they
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should do
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something to their bodies or not.
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NOPIES replace the yuppie for the
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following reasons. 1) yuppie was the
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me
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generation.
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NOPIE represents the nobody
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generation. In fact, they are even
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appointing
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Nobody as an alternative candidate to
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the ones currently runnin. 2) yuppies
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are extremely wealthy and seldom give
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to causes.
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NOPIES are sometimes seen being
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busted for picking up stoned hitch-
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hikers
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and consequently thrown in jail
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overnight as an accomplis. When given
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the
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chance between jail/fines/donations
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NOPIES oftentimes give money to NORML.
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3)
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yuppies usually have high tech jobs
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like pissmonitor, or pissinspector.
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NOPIES are usually cited with
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putting battery acid in the samples, or
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selling their clean specimens to
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friends.
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All in all the NOPIE will be seen
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as a prominent force in the future of
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Amerikan activism. While status quo
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people and Party Liners "just say no",
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you'll hear an occasional "nope", come
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out of a smirky looking face. That's a
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NOPIE
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($)($)($)($)($)($)($)
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($)NOTAS MUSICAS!!! ($)
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($)($)($)($)($)($)($)
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NOTES FROM THE TOAD. A New Haven
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Yippie Convention.
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ATI recently attended a Vicious
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Hippies/Wavy Gravy concert.
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It was phenomenal.
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Wavy Gravy started us off with his
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"Gong Bong". It involved sitting indian
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style in a circle holding hands. We
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were to breath in slowly and deeply
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thru
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our noses til we couldnt take any more
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in, then you let it out hissing thru
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your teeth. 14 times is an official
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GongBong, according to Hugh Romney, aka
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Wavy Gravy. He suggested we start out
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with just 7 since we're east coast, and
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cant relate to peace and harmony quite
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yet.
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The Yale dweebs got offended and
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demanded a chance at 14, so we did
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fourteen.
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Success. On the 14th "hit" you scream
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out whatever comes out your lungs, and
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the band (Vicious Hippies) takes the
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noise in and resubmits it as raucous
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rock-n-roll.
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And rock, they did.
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There was a pinjuggler off in the
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corner, and an old guy up front doing
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the
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swim to an Elvis tune. He did assorted
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other archaic dances to amuse the young
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crowd. Wavy Gravy was out on the dance
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floor waving a wammo bubble blower full
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of soap bubbles having a grand old
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time.
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I'd say the most unique part of
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their sound would be from the
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percussionist
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with his exotic instruments, and the
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keyboardist with his unmistakable
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Hammond
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organ mixed in with assorted synths.
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After about six songs of grateful
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dead type all out uninhibited dancing,
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we
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took a quick break for drinks or
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whatever, and out came Wavy Gravy. He
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brought
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out two chairs. One to sit in, and the
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other to hold his makeup kit. More
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than
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a musician, more than an activist,
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more than a standup comedian, wavy
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gravy is
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a clown.
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"Clowns are safe," says Gravy. "Can
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you say that?" he asks the audience.
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"Clowns are safe". He began putting on
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his makeup while telling us about times
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he took advantage of the fact that
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cops WILL NOT HARM A CLOWN ON NATIONAL
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TV.
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A peace activist in the 60's, 70's,
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80's and 90's, gravy is these days
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trying
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to stop a logging company in Norton,
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VT from doing their dirty work. They
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apparently got permission to do
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logging on thousands of acres that
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Gravy and
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"the people" legally purchased back in
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the 60's. The head logger is John
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Belued, and for more information on
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how YOU CAN HELP STOP THIS LOGGING
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SHIT,
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call Laura at 802-754-6695.
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He helped us dance to the Vicious
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Hippies, and he helped sing to some of
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their (his as well) songs. The least
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we can do is get him the people's land
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back, eh?
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He ended the show singing a few
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songs from his album with the help of
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the
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Hippies, and his helpers sold Tshirts,
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albums, and bumperstickers off in the
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hall. All in all, it was a good show.
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"Hey, how's this for the tourist
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problem?" said Radio Bob Fass. "Wavy
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Gravy
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gets dressed up real straight and buys
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a ticket to go on one of the tours We
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all get dressed up as cowboys and hold
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up the bus when it turns the corner
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into
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Second Avenue. We board it, pull Wavy
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off and hang him from the lamp post.
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Well, not really. We rig up one of
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those harnesses under his jacket just
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like
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they do in the movies."
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- - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
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:ATI, changing the way people :
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read for over 2 years.
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:ATI, a freedom paper. :
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ATI, a way of life, patriots /
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:ATI, more than just a - -
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newspaper, it's the rag /
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:of justice!!! /
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- - - - - - - - - - -
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TO THE EDITORS:
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Why is Manuel Noriega trading drugs
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to Bush for guns?
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JS (512)
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:I was talkin to AH the other day,:
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:and he was discussing that very :
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:hysterical (sic) drug phenomenon.:
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: "We're repeating the 60's with :
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:our clothes, our music, our :
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: poetry, :
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:our rallies. How come we can't :
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:thought too? That's why I'm :
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:bringing back Steal This Book, :
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:and Dancin In the Ice Age :
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:If all goes well, I'll bring back:
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:Woodstock Nation too. :
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: :
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: For Sale: :
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: Steal this Book :
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: Steal this Urine Test :
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: Square Dancin in the Ice Age:
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: Write: /
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:Contemporary Classics /
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:PO Box 15 /
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:Worcester, MA 01613 /
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"Quayle isn't qualified to lead the
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nation. How hard Mr. Bush must swallow
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when
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he talks about the senator's
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abilities!" --New London Day newspaper
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Comes the time Prime Anarchist must
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endorse the Duke. Michael Dukakis is
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the
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better of the two.
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Heck, he's not even the lesser of
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two evils. Some of the democrat
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platforms I
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dont agree with, but a little
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lobbying, and assorted other activism
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can help
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offset any of his ideas. Plus, he's
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gonna have some damned good advisors up
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there.
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Frankly, Bush scares me. There's
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nothing worse than having a KGB member
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leading the nation. Except the KGB's
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former leader!!!
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There's simply no excuse for secret
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leadership of the Central Intelegence
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(I
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refuse to spell this word correctly in
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that context) Agency. We have a
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definite
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conspiracy here. I heard Raygun the
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other morning saying he truly wants to
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repeal the 22nd Ammendment. "Not for
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myself anymore, but for George. I think
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when you're on a roll, you should have
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a chance to rule 3 or more terms. Not
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just two".
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I have a feeling the incredibly rich
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executive leader is gonna do some
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serious lobbying in his spare time
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next January. Scared? You betcha.
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Read Dukakis' platform entirely. If
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there's more than 3 things you dont go
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for, then by all means, vote Bush. Or
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go Libertarian. But please, if at all
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possible, let's have a democrat the
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next 4 years to offset these TERRIBLE
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injustices we've suffered, the last 7.
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I say, Dukakis is our only path this
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January.
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Wail, that's it for 22!!! Can you
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believe it? It was a short one, but
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chock
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full of great energy. Remember, you
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can get back issues real chepe to
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spread
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out at Grateful Dead shows, Moodie
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Blues concerts, etc. Heck, why not
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stand out
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in front of the post office alongside
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your WRL friends and pass em out.
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They'll feel supported. hehehehe.
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Prime
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