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/ Welcome to the best issue /
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/ of ATI, Activist Times, /
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/ incorporated. /
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/ Brought to you by pap /
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10-29-88
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AaAaAaAaAa
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TtTtTtTtTt *****
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IiIiIiIiIi * *
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**issue**
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* 17!!! *
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*****
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And, by the
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way; if you are a lamer, please erase
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this file before reading it.
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. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ..
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publisher: prime anarchist
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president and general electrician: .
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fah- q.
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board of directors: prime anarchist,.
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fah-q, J. Danforth Quayle,
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connecticut censorship bureau, the .
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medejeen columbian cocaine cartel,
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and King George the 40th. .
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. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ..
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This particular issue is specially
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dedicated to fryguy, just an allaround
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great technofrend.
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fan orationf JUST TIP THE SCALES
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/ / OF JUSTICE.
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f 10-22-88 f CONN college, you just
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/ / informed me that 2 of
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----------- your students are getting
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suspended, and one expelled for acts
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of vandalism. From what I hear, all
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they did was break a window when they
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were drunk one nite.
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On one hand you should be outraged.
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This punishment far outweighs the crime
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and very unjustly. On the other hand
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you should notice that Conn College is
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simply following a recent trend along
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with other colleges, other
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institutions, other countries.
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You see zero-tolerance laws seizing
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large boats because of 3 joints or 4
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hits of acid, sometimes just for
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paraphanelia on board.
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Congress is about to see to it that
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the death penalty be mandated for
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convicted drug dealers. Maranda rights
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are swiftly going the way of the Cave
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man, and Friday-the-13th sequels. The
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First Ammendment? What first
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ammendment?
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I'm not signing your petition mainly
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because I dont go here. But let me
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impress this on you. If you believe
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that the college campus is a microcosm;
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a practice spot for the real world
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you'll soon face, or even a big part
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of the real world,
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GET OUT THERE AND GET THE "CONN THREE"
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BACK IN SCHOOL.
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The petition is fine. But followthru.
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Serve it to the right people. Sit in,
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camp out, demonstrate. Stop school.
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Send out fliers "suspending" EVERYONE
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until "Conn 3" are back attending.
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I'm thinking of fasting in a glass
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booth for 3 days to symbolize the
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outrage; maybe shattering it on the
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3rd day.
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Get out there and show your rage.
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Win this one, and then we can start
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working on this Omnibus/zero/Drug
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hysteria thing.
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..............
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another oration
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..............
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Que es "free enterprise"?
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Que es "central intelligence".
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Intelligente del central?
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Si! Si! Es mui facile.
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Que es "political suicide".
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El George Bush y el Manny Noriega
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Esta en; que es, que es, how you say
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"Cohort"? El medejeem columbian cocaine
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Cartel.
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Los drugs. Los drugs. Esta. Diga. Oye.
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"Just say Noriega to drugs".
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Now they're executing the death pen.
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for drug dealers? Hmmm. I say we start
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a lobby group pushing for Mr. Bush
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to get the chair then.
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##the pap number section###
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703-629-4422 ATI host board #1
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203-834-0367 ATI host board #2
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812-446-2881 ATI host board #3
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213-935-1111 sweep tone test
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313-424-0900 mich. bell cn/a
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412-633-3333 at&t newsline, pa
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619-375-1234 time & temp
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800-222-talk talking yellow pages
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800-526-3366 jam demo hotline
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800-692-8766 watson voice demo
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800-759-talk skytalk
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800-877-4700 sprint weatherline
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reach ATI at
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Kelly
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BRO Box 94
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Groton, Ct.
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06340
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ARMAGEDDON ISLE
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TO THE TUNE OF: Gilligin's Isle...
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It all started when we tried to smoke
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A joint that was too fat.
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We smoked it from beginning to end
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In 30 seconds flat.
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Them buds they crackled
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'n' seeds all popped as
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Paper inched across.
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I noticed that my head was getting
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High as a kite.
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High as a kite.
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The thoughts grew few and far between,
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the topics were of peace.
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If not for the US and our secret wars
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The whole world would be free.
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The whole world would be free.
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So then the others turned to me
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And this is what one said.
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We can have peace,
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And Freedom too,
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Equality,
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And justice.
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But the movie star
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Is a war monger and greedy bastard.
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Here on Armageddon Isle.
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Here on Raygun's Isle.
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Here on Bush's Isle.
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TO THE TUNE OF: an op interupt...
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The koolwarez board
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you have reached
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Has been crashed by
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hackers at this time.
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Please be sure you have
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the right modem online
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and try your call again.
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TO THE TUNE OF: The Oscar Mayer
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Weiner Commercial.
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Oh I wish I had-a paid the bucks
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for 3 way, ay.
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Then I could call 2 dial-a-porns
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At once...
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And if I paid the cash to get the
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3 way, ay.
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Cherry coulda moaned and grunted
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At Anal Alice.
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How'd I do?
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part 1: the history 58 minutes.
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!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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!!!!RACISM ALERT!!RACISM ALERT!!!!!
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!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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THE SIGNIFICANCE OF MICHAEL
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JACKSON'S ONE GLOVE
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I have figured it out.
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It is not to be cool. It is not to
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start a trend. It is not out of respect
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for those that only have one arm.
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Michael Jackson wears a glove on his
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right hand for shaking hands with
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white people.
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I was watching his new "movielet"
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the other day, and noticed that he
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wore the glove whilst shaking hands. I
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put that and the oxygen tank he sleeps
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in, all together and deduced that he
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must be afraid to touch people.
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Then in the movie, you see him go
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into his hometown. He puts the glove
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in his coat pocket, and all his
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"brothers" gather around:
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"gimme five, man"
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"lay it on me"
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"slap me silly, homeboy"
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"put it there"
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Michael Jackson wont touch white
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people. I am almost sure of it.
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- - - - - - - - -
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CONVERSATION WITH SOME PEOPLE IN ITALY
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LAURA-now here are coming USA f-16.
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YIPSTER-what???
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L-i asked which state is so poor and
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then i tell u then ur F-16 are coming
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here, ok?
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Y-rhode island is so poor, and ct is
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so rich. right next to each other.
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hmmm. you worried f-16 planes coming to
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italy?
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L-no, i am happy for that!
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Y-sorry. I didnt know f-16's are coming
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to italy. maybe you know something I
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dont?
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L-they are nato's f-16 and they were
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in spain, now they're coming in italy.
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Y-nato? hmmm. in the name of peace no
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less? I'd be worried about the missile
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silos we have stationed all thruout
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europe. I saw a russian comic in Pravda
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that portrayed europe as "united states
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of europe". hehehe
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L-I think israel is right to do that
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to palestinian.
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Y-hmmm. what makes you say that,
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pretell?
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L-what is pretel?-
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Y-hmm. slang for, like, "please do
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tell me". hmmm. umm. you think the
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israelis have the rights to that land?
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L-have the???
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Y-what did you say, chica?
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L-I never said chica.
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Y-I know. hmmm. what were you saying?
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SAM-Hi all.
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Y-you know laura?
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S-yes.
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L-hi all.
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Y-she's a smart cookie.
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S-hi laura!!
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Y-I see sam and laura have already met
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S-y up.
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L-SAM!!!!!
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Y-Sam, you from venus too?
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S-yayaya!!
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S-no, not from Venus :)
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L-what is a smart cookie???
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Y-I meant smart cookie, a smart person
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S-smart person! clever person!
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L-what is?
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S-smart cookie = clever person
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Y-I just told sam you were verrrrrrry
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inteligente.
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S-slang, laura.
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L-I saw on dictionary, thanx yipster.
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Y-yup, wouldnt have said it if I didnt
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mean it. Hmm. why are u guys so
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worried about our f-16's??
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L-i am not worried. i am happy!
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Y-what time is it over there?
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L-it is 111z:17::4:3 am
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Y-Lost ya there, babe.
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L-lost ya there, babe???
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Y-"babe", more slang.
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S-later yipster, seeya!
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Y-Later, sam.
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L-bye yipster.
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Y-Later, nice meeting you.
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L-and you. bye.
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- - - - - - - -
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NORIEGA/BUSH '88 bumper stickers.
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$2 for 1; 7 for $10.
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FYL
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8315 Lake City Way, #207
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Seattle, WA 98115
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NONSOLICITATION PACT: I promise
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not to
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solicit you with misleading junk
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mail
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or annoying telephone surveys.
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Nor will
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I sell your address to any other
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services. Send three dollars to:
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TMP, PO Box 488, LaHonda, CA 94040
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. . . . . . . . . . .
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n n n n n n n
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e e e e e e A PAYPHONE IS WORTH A
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a a a a a THOUSAND DIMES;
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t t t t EXTENTIONS ARE WORTH
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! ! ! MILLIONS OF DIGITS.
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! ! Wow.
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! This place is just infested
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with plain old desktop AT&T touchtone
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fones. Each one has a four digit # on
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it. What tipped me off (to what?) was a
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payphone with one of these fones right
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next to it.
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This set of fones was in the library
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of a private college; (try a private
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college near you. You know how
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we are about naming names. Especially
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when it's Connecticut College).
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Anyways, with what I know now, it's
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a wonder that payphone gets any dimes.
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What are they teaching you in college??
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I finished my payphone call and
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decided to try something.
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I scanned a few 4-digit #'s. Not much
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I got. Just a few professoras,
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secretaries, and students, a buncha
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"wrong #s" and a reorder.
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A reorder???
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I tried "0".
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"Can you connect me with 800-424-9090
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"Sure. For the next time dial "9"
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then the #".
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Credible. Not credible, wow. I cant
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believe they'd leave something like
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this so vulnerable. They must take
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today's kollege kid for a fool.
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They're probably right.
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I did a few local calls and got out
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of there. Even if there's no LD (long
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distance) there's myriad extenders,
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divertors, and local carriers to play
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around with there.
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Now, to find out which buildings are
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open 24!!!
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We just realized we didn't follow
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thru telling you what became of
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the General Dynamics, Electric Joke
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Division strike.
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It's over.
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Union got busted.
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Well, that's it for ATI17. 18 should be
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out soon with any luck. We didnt have
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room for the ITT stuff. Wow. next time.
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