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part i
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PUBLISHER'S COLUMN
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This column is going to be a 3 or 4 part series.
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I will try to put the entire thing up at etext.org
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as soon as I can for those who want to read the
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entire thing right away instead of let it unfold
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like Harry Potter or the StarWars NINilogy.
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PART i OF "IS THE CATHOLIC CHURCH SCAPEGOATING
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S/11 OR ENRON? WAHT ABOUT BOTH, WHAT ABOUT THE
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WHOLE NATION? MERRILL LYNCH, IS THAT YOU???"
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I can handle corruption above me. I've done it.
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I once chose quitting a corporate job rather than
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become a whistle blower like I perhaps should've.
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It cost me a career. A good one, but not my soul
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and not any arms, legs, or my physical life or anything
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else.
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Do I have regrets? Some. But not often.
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It is time to blow though. If someone has to kill me
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over it, oh well. I've risked this kind of stuff before.
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I just hope I quickly enough blow such a huge hole in
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the house of cards so big that before its even an option
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to kill me, any willing conscripts for my death will be
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already dead, retired or vacationing in Tahiti, Trinidad,
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Tobago or East Timor.
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OK, corruption above me, so what?
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You meet with your superiour, she says just go with the
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flow. You try, no go. Back to the super. She sends you to
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HER super. S/he sends you to his/hers. At some point you're
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visiting the person in charge of your entire state, or
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region.
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He tells you, what, you have a new idea??? Listen. ALMOST
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everyone else is doing it. Just go with the flow and when
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YOU'RE a manager, instead of an AM (assistant manager, or
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manager trainee) then if you wish, you can run the place
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the way two or three impoverished shops do, instead of...
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(CON'T in issue 321 and some others)
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PART ii OF "IS THE CATHOLIC CHURCH SCAPEGOATING
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S/11 OR ENRON? WAHT ABOUT BOTH, WHAT ABOUT THE
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WHOLE NATION? MERRILL LYNCH, IS THAT YOU???"
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...the three or four hundred who do it, that's your
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business.
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Is he serious? He seems to have meant it.
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Like I said, he had me, and I chose to quit rather
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than take the whole place down including him, her,
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him and all the others.
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What are their names? What's the corporation? Soon,
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soon. Soone on the company, but you're not getting
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names, sorry. That part just ain' my job.
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If you've read my columns before, you'll probably
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try guessing Subway, Taco Bell, First Investors
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Corporation. You're wrong, but very close. Soon,
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I promise.
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So listen, corruption above me. That I can handle.
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What about systemic defilement, collusion, bribery,
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essentially the "caligulaism" below? Mmm. I don't
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think I can stomach that. Not when it's such a
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clearcut indication that the entire ship is made
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out of veiny horrendous purple and white petrified
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dog shit, OK?
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Army, you're going to guess next. My shortened
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but honorable stint in the signal corps? Nope. Wasn't
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there, but I can warm you up with a half-way decent
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army analogy here as a minute or two digression if
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you would like.
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In basic training I was a teamchief (squad leader)
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because I had two and a half years college behind me.
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I was fully in charge of 10 or 11 men. The same went
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for A School with about the same amount of people but
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that was men and women. I think, wait. Did we see
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women in A School? Yeah. That's right.
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We'd be given a task to do as a team and there I'd
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be telling my entire squad they must help me. I would
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work just as hard or harder than all of them for as
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much of the same time as I could. I might give myself
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regular breaks that they dind't get because afterall
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I was the chief, right? But that's it. They were very
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short breaks, just long enough really, to keep me
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going for a 10-12 hour day before sleeping for the
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next day of the same old, same old. Back at it quick
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enough to get in there and lead by example.
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Our squad was in danger of getting things done too
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quickly, too efficiently. I came to the attention of
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all three drill sergents pretty quickly. The head of
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the three would take me aside at least 10 times in
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the last half of the 8 weeks and remind me that my
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job was NOT to do the work, but to stand around, be
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a little bit meaner, and make sure it all gets done.
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IN THE TIME ALLOTTED. NO MORE, NO LESS.
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I pretended to learn and apply this valueable,
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important, profound and almighty lesson. Then I
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repeated my "errors" in A School. Same results only
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this time in Georgia instead of South Carolina.
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Worse results actually. I guess the stakes were a
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little higher. I think I was taken aside there at
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least 15 times in those 8 weeks.
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So essentially I waited out my time toward re-up
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where I would opt out. Basically quitting the army.
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Or the closest you can come to such a thing.
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Fortunately for my world, a medical discharge came
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my way, presenting itself when they ruined my right
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knee's ligament and cartilage badly enough to become
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useless to them. Two operations and I was out in my
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three years instead of the four I'd upped for. 9 or
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10 months early if I remember right. Thank you, I'll
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take it.
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Never looked back. So that points a little to the
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NATIONWIDE corruption I wish to discuss here.
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Please stop trying to guess what company. I'll tell
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you that soon enough.
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So corruption below me, wow. You go to your super's
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supervisor's super and discuss someone lower "ranking"
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than you.
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"Give her to me, I'll take care of her," she says.
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(TO BE CON'T In 322 and others.)
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part iii
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You're starting to realize what they'll do because it's
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the third or fourth person of at least nine that this has
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happened to in front of you.
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You find out next that she's been moved to another part
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of the same state and like you she's now in charge of half
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a dozen people below her. What? Parallel to you? Woah.
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Another similar incident, you go to the same "her:"
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"Lemme have him, I'll take care of him." This time you'd
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gotten to know him a little. Kept in touch through the
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years.
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Lo and behold they moved him to a different state and
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he's no in charge of you really, but way up higher than
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you in the "chain of command," so to speak.
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Yes, I said "chain." Years or decades ago, most companies
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weren't run like military wannabes. But these days more
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and more are.
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A military structure can get rid of bureaucracy but not
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corruption. Remember that -- you might need it some day.
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A corporation run this way just might as well be called
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a paramilitary like the Boy Scouts or the KKK but I digress.
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Radio Shack had what was called "stealing." Your store's
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shrinkage could not be above 6% a third month in a row or
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"Texas" would come up and audit the hell out of you. No one
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I know had ever suffered one of these audits, but it was
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one of those scenes NO ONE wanted to find out about.
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Hence, stealing. The store I was an A.M. to usually
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hovered between 2% and 4%, so we were seldom on the receiving
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end, but often the "giver."
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"You've got a pickemup truck, right Prime?"
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"Yeah."
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"I have some items that need to go to store #432. Load up
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these items from the stockroom and deliver them. Take the
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whole day, I'll clock you out."
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He said he'd float me a few small commissions too, from
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batteries and telephones throughout the day so I didn't have
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a big hole in my afternoon or evening.
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After a while I was entrusted with the phone call itself.
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"Radio Shack #435, Prime Anarchist speaking, how may I
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help you, sir or ma'am."
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So the voice on the other end is "we're at 5ish for the
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month. How're you looking?"
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"Not sure," I tell him, "I'll check." "Hey boss, how are
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we looking this month?" Store #408 is over 5ish again."
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"One or two," my boss tells me, "give 'em whatever the
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heck they need."
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This time around it was something like seven Tandy TX
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computers, six SX's, five telephones, four shortwave radios,
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three discontinued turntables, two microphones and a partridge
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family promotional record album.
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Well, something like that. Not precisely, but I assure you,
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it was in the low thousands. The lowest I'd ever conspired to
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"steal" was high hundreds. Last I checked, a felony in NY,
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CT, RI areas was theft over 300. I'm sure it's higher now, but
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surely not quite into the thousands.
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Anyways this was stealing but not quite that kind of stealing.
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Or is it? Yeah. Ask me then, I didn't know. Ask me now? That's
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why I'm writing this up.
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So every other month or so a store would steal enough from
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our store to bring us nearer to 6% but never over.
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[finish later]
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Theirs would go under 6 by stealing from us and/or another
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store or two.
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Thousands of dollars every other month or so just floating
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around from store to store well by itself in a vacuum it
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probably doesn't look so bad, but lets look at a couple other
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things here at Radio Theft. Tandy Corpse. Realistic. Pilferage
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'r' Us before we tumble the whole house of cards. Now I know
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there's going to be hardly any outrage to speak of from the
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mainstream here. Heck, when Oliver North who's at least 500%
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more corrupt than Radio Shack could EVER be,
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woops! runon sentence, ok, when he admitted that the entire
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Untied States of Alimony stinks there was a small outrage.
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A wimper, and a tiny bang really.
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And when Coretta Scott King won her decades-old lawsuit
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against the FBI and the CIA proving there was conspiracy having
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killed her husband there was even less outrage.
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So who cares, right? But it has to be told no matter what
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happens, because I woke up this morning realizing it's a
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metaphor for everything else around me. Enron, Vatican,
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Merrill Lynch, McDonalds, Sikorski, the Pentagram, you name
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it. But I'll get to that in a second.
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Back to Radio Hack. Let's put this stealing into context.
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What else makes up shrinkage? "Ohp, careful with that monitor,
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that's state of the..." Oh man, just put it by the door, a
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part-timer can bring it to the dumpster later... "No, don't
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open that package. I'm sure it's broken. No, I'm sure..."
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He doesn't need to double check. It's going into the
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dumpster. Yeah, right. And/or for how long???
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"Oh boss, I hope that doesn't bring our shrinkage up..."
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"Don't worry, it'll be ok."
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"He boss, I think she stole that fone, did you see the
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size of that purse?"
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"Don' worry."
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"Hey boss, I know neither of us steal and no one else worked
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for us today, but the register is exactly 72.13 short. Isn't
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that the same after tax as two of those cute little..."
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"Don't worry..."
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There were ohter corruptions all around those stores that I
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won't bother going into, involving paychecks, ticket stubs,
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commissions, utility bills, fone and internet...
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Suffice it to say I was being groomed to manage a brand new
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Radio Shack in some suburb of Providence, RI. But alas, it
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never happened. I couldn't take all the management down
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whistleblowing which might risk my getting beaten to death
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or shot, or worse -- having to live with knowing I helped
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cause the suicide of half a dozen moms and dads around
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Mass/RI/Conn. People fearing for their career, their "bacon
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on the table."
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So I cut my next lucrative career short and signed up on
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Delayed Entry Program in the US army signal corps.
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3-4 months I worked odd jobs and temp positions for Olsten
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and also Kelly Girl when the "shady was slim" for Olsten
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corporation.
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One dollar more per hour and no corruption I could sense
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around me. Not bad. I'll take it while I wait.
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So for the next 11 years I minded my own business, and kept
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my mouth shut. But now the Vatican is going down in flames,
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perhaps as a scapegoat so Dick Cheney doesn't have to admit
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all HIS wrongdoing the past 12 or more years. |