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PAO NOODLES - A PRIME ANARCHIST OPINION.
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(PUBLISHER'S COLUMN)
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Greetings. And welcome to ATI144. The "gross" issue.
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It's 1am, Sunday, Sept 13, 1998 in the year of our
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Which Hunt.
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Can I state my opinion?
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Clinton's going down.
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Fine.
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Too bad, He always gave great hugs. Always so generous with his
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wonderful paraquat-free kind, smooth skunk-weed; and his acid never
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had any strichnine in it.
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I don't give a rat's bad tripp about Monika, Paulette, or Tammie,
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Meg, Beth, Jamie, Trish, Marcia, Megan or Linda.
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I've now received more than 20 "secret" emails here at ATI
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headquarters, with reason after credible reason why Clinton should
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be impeached -- and some or NONE (closer to 0) have anything to do
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with encounters of the sexual kind.
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He needs to go, but, I'm going to say something really strong
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here:
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Let me be perfectly unequivering (sic) -
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Along with Clinton, needs to go down:
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1) more than 300 congress-people
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2) over 80 senators
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3) thousands of administrators
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4) just about every justice besides Rehnquist. (surprisingly
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the only one who hasn't molested an underage girl, a mime,
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a lesbian woman or the first ammendment in the last two
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months.
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5) Anyone else I forgot to mention.
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Why?
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You know why. I refuse to waste your time and mine listing all
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the transgressions - but I will state something personal which
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primarily picks my potatoes.
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William Jefferson Clinton has one ugly nose.
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It's heinous. I mean the honker from hell. A bulldog's better
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looking. Nixon's was humourous compared to that of the Hillary
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House-Husband. I mean it's half-way gin-blossomed already, for
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cryin' out loud. And if one more high schooler wakes up from
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her date-rape drug and smashes the heel of her hand into it;
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it's going to be cauliflower.
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OK now that I've taken us on this yummy rhetorical jaunt,
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can I ask you one question?
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When are we going to discuss the power-differential that
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got Clinton into this mess in the first place???
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