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(OPINION)
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MainStreet, USA. Here at the new Prime Anarchist World News Tonite
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headquarters -- Oshkosh, WI -- I believe with all my heart that
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63 year old Bob Denver (known to most as Gilligan) should N O T
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be thrown in prison for the rest of his life for having a pound of
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organically grown, paraquot-free Mexican marijuana mailed to his
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house.
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When people like me, who don't even smoke pot anymore jump to
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Gilligan's aid, you can take this as EXCATHEDRO-GOSPELLIC
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truth-in-all-absolition fact: Our Justice System Has Cancerously
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Grown Into A Mockery Of Its Very Own Self.
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I, Prime Anarchist, await its crumbling, of its own stupidity,
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waiting, awaitingly, with sated breadth.
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Hola, and welcome to the hundred thirty first issue of P.A.P.'s ATI.
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Activist Timor's Incredible.
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I'm Prime Anarchist and this is my humble rant for Sonday,
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February 131st, 1998. We have lots of stuff here, as you can see.
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Plenty of submissions came in last week and some turned up from the
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week before. I now wonder how many University of Connecticut might
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have lost on me. Oh well, if you don't see your stuff this week or
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next, send it again, I'm not ignoring you; I'm just deft. It's
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official, Bill Clinton has dedicated Henley's Walden Forest. I'm
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glad it happened mostly. But I must say I have a little trouble
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hearing Thoreau quotes from a man who likely spends more money
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on condoms than I make per year in gross income. But as usual
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we suffer the need to take the bad along with the good I guess.
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So there, I give you ATI131. Happy summer reading. Oh, and tell
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http://www.amazon.com that you want one of each, and you'd like
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Prime Anarchist to get the commissions, ok?
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For now we have this:
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Has anyone heard the song "Counterfeit," by Limp Bizkit?
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Me either.
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Good.
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"Somewhere, Alan Freed is laughing," says Southern Connecticut
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copyright lawyer Mark T. Gould in a recent Soundwaves magazine.
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Thank you for reading this column. That will be 50 cents.
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NOTES FROM INSIDE AN ELECTRON by Yak Atom.
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I don't care about the Y2K bug. Bring it on. I'm refusing to
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stress one bit about it. If tech plods on past 2000 I shall keep
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writing HTML, basic, Unix, VB, etc. If not, I go back to pad and
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pencil. Why, I've been using technology AND notepads since Janet
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Reno was knee high to a congressman.
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No fear man. To risk misquoting Hunter Templeton Stockson, "It
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just can't possibly get weird enough for me."
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Yak
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And while we're doling out quotes, here's a WS Merwin that I
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particularly like. (as if there's anything Merwinish I don't)
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"You die without knowing
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whether anything you
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wrote was any good.
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If you have to be
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sure, don't write."
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As is the tradition, I'll end with a Prime Anarchist Original
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Poem. This PAOP brought to you by the Vatican Council on
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hemp shower soap. (pope's dope on a rope soap)
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. Send all contributions, contrasting contradictions,
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. corrections and cohesive camraderie to:
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. ati@etext.org
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. primeanarchist@thepentagon.com
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. or:
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. ati@etext.org
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. letters to the editor go to:
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. editor@intst.com
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. music notes go to:
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. lutenist@geocities.com
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.
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. poetics go to all of the above!
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This is entitled Rice Pudding.
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(c) tomorrow. by marco
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I'm peeling potatoes for Sonia
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While I await my rice pudding's finish
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(she's cooking for 35 people)
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It'll be done about "fivish."
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Sonia's is timed for just before six.
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Jalapeno pizza and some kind of potato stix.
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I'm cooking for one
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But I'll share with any
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Of the 35ish when it is done.
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