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OK that said, it's TTYme for my column and then on to running numbers
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and dates. HMMM. OK. NUMBERS DATES AND WALNUTS. NUMBERS DATES AND
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WALNUTS.
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We're Beatrice. Brought to you by H&R Bloch, Tandycorpse, and
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Michigan Bank. Princess Diana is dead, get over it. Brooke Shields
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should have been driving that car. She said it herself. Shut up Brooke.
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You would've choked on your american cheese, whitebread and mayonaise
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sandwich the minute those motorcycles started chasing you. You wouldn't've
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hit that telephone pole you would've swerved to miss that doubledecker bus
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full of schoolchildren and dumped it in the THAMES with all of you dying;
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you wrinkled old ex-lolita brat. Shut up!
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I'm so sick of television. Will someone please take out their webtv
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and shut the flogging thing down?
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Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeze?
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This is not a joke: How many websurfers does it take to sign a
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guestbook?
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ans: The current statistic is 1 in 50.
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Dear HumanLifeForm CarbonBased,
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This is a hand-generated computer-sent email-message to let you
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know that the URL you requested
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http://www.angelfire.com/wi/kokopeli/ATI.html
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has been updated.
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If you did not request this update or wish to not receive any
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further advances,
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simply write UNSUBSCRIBE on a cocktail napkin and hand it
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to someone tonite.
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-THE MANAGEMENT-
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Beginning fiscal 98 all vegetarians will be able to continue calling
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their cost of living adjustment (ie: 4% payraise) a "cola." So drink
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up. All meat eaters must begin calling it a cost of living INCREASE.
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"Coli."
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Eat up...
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What do 3,47, 567, 6897, 7892, 432675, and 23 have in common?
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Silly... They're all numbers.
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