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Thanks, Ground Zero. And now for the Prime Anarchist Productions #'s run.
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PAP, as you know, is a subsidiary of NOPE and Nope, it's not Sunday. It's
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Monday, September 1, 1997. 9am believe it or not. We begin our numbers run
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(a short one this week)
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<jumps out of seat looking pissed> - Wait! There's that Royal "we" again.
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To hell with that!! No more Royal we, no more Royal we. Long live the
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Royal we. I'm the only one writing this column, so for the rest of this
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article, yours truly, Prime Anarchist will refer to himself as "I."
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heheheheh.
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We are not amused.
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OK, why so short? I didn't have a lot of time to hunt stuff down. Why you
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might ask. Because "I" have been spending the last 3 days straight (almost
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literally) getting the all new ATI web page started. That's right, you
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heard it here first. That's right; Angelfire Communications Corporation
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decided to sponsor us with a free web page. Go look at it.
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http://www.angelfire.com/wi/kokopeli/ATI.html
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Teaching myself HTML is really fun. Carl of Franklinsnet helped with the
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graphics. OK, so here's the #'s run; and then on to news and stuff.
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http://www.amazon.com review your book, review someone else's.
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http://envirolink.org/mcspotlight/home.html Find out what's new around
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E-Coli hell.
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http://www.queenbee.net/members/pieman Get pied, or just look like one.
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http://www.netvideo.com/nobody This November let's put Nobody in
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The White House. OK, I guess we can
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Wait until the 00 year. But we'd
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Better hurry up and put Nobody in
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The White House.
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Casa Blanca.
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There were no letters to the Editor this week. Got a really weird letter
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Thursday, but we won't go into that.
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"If I shaved my..." well never mind, I said "we" wouldn't go there.
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CALENDULA - Sept 3, 1964. The Wilderness Act was passed.
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Sept 5, 1887. Crazy Horse was assassinated.
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Sept 8, 1763. Stephan Glotlov lands on Kodiak Island demanding
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Tribute for Empress Katherine's horse. They refuse
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And attack the Russians driving them back to about
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Where Alaska's farthest finger sits.
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Sept 9, 1919. Boston police strike. UPS workers loot for 3 days.
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Sep 10, 1997. Quarter moon. Give part of a howl.
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Sep 15, 1995. Largest mass arrest in US environmental history.
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1,033. Wow. 14 to a cell?
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Sep 16, 1971. Greenpeace sets to sea for the first time.
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1997. Full moon. Arouuuuuuuew.
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Sep 18, 1987. Pope John Paul II tells native American's to just
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Forget the past in a Phoenix, AZ speech.
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Sep 22, 1997. Equinox.
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Sep 23, 1997 3/4 moon.
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Sep 27, 1995. Clinton signs Salvage Rider into law."Scarey," says
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A local owl. "Where will I live?"
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Sep 30, 1882. First hydroelectric plant, WI.
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Oct 22, 1936. Bobby Seale born. Anyone know if that's New Haven?
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Nov 12, 1974. Karen Silkwood dies.
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Dec 4, 1835. Hot time in old town. Manhattan burned down. Or
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Were they referring to Chicago? London? Hmmm...
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Jan 10, 1901. Oil discovered in Texas.
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Jan 24, 1848. Gold discovered in California.
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Feb 1, 1960. Civil rights sit-ins begin.
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Feb 4, 1913. Rosa Parks born.
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Feb 17, 1778. Fernando Sor born.
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Feb 20, 1770. Fernando Carulli born.
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Feb 24, 1893. Andres Segovia born.
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Feb 26, 1964. Prime Anarchist born.
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Feb 27, 1973. 200 people occupy Wonded Knee. Pine Ridge SD.
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Mar 24, 1997. Partial Lunar Eclipse.
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Each state in a word.
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Or two. These are Prime Anarchist observations of the states we call our
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etats unidos. I've left out the ones I haven't seen yet, naturally, and I
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also alphebetized the thing. This is NOT in the order I experienced them. OK
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let's say it was. I visited these states alphabetically, have good reading:
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Arizona Dry
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Colorado High
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Connecticut Tiny
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Florida Fire ants
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Georgia Y'all
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Illinois Urban
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Indiana Soy
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Iowa Corn
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Kansas Leavenworth
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Maine Yonder
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Maryland Small
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Massachussetts Down Country
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Minnesota Nord
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Missoura Close to Leavenworth
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Nebraska Cruisin'
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New Hampshire Yuh.
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New Jersey No grass.
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New Mexico Adobe
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New York People.
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North Carolina Navy
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North Dakota Buffalo
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Ohio Columbus sux
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Oklahoma Fort Sill
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Pencil Vein Yeah Construction
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Rogues Island Tiniest
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South Carolina Army
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South Dakota Hot Springs
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Texas Cow oil
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Vermont Cow milk
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Virginia Hills
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West Virginia More hills
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Wisconsin Cheese milk
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Wyoming Missiles
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------------>This list was NOT brought to you by Visi-Calc<--------------
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disclaimer: The story you are about to read is to be completely ignored.
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I wrote this while Princess Diana was merely injured in a car
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crash. She hadn't expired yet.
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4 hours later I learned of her death.
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Dead.
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I can't make fun of the dead.
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So until someone figures out the Zombification drug and brings
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her back to life, IGNORE THE FOLLOWING:
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Princess Diana dumped her car in the Chapamaquody River last night and
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lived to tell about it. She swam all the way to the Atlantic where the
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currents took her right up the east coast to the Peter Bent Brigham Hospital.
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She was found beached next to a dumpster behind a Pizza Hut on Brookline Ave.
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Now her boyfriend didn't fare so well. He was aparently trapped in the
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car until it reached the Federal Trades Commission building. He was thrown
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from the car and spit onto the beach like Jonah out of the whale, pronounced
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dead and promptly Knighted in a sunrise ceremony by Ted Kennedy and Chris
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Dodd.
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While Princess Diana is somewhere between critical and really bad,
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Senator Kennedy is somewhere between Scarborough Beach, RI and Kennebunk ME.
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- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
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This just in
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Webster. 1936. - Scaphism. Punishment. Pouring honey all over
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a convict's body and letting insects eat at him or her until s/he dies a
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slow tortured death.
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... .. ... ...
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Smash your Television but
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keep your modem. For the
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revolution will not be
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televised. But it sure WILL
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be implemented on the web.
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