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Hola Buenos, El Anarchisto Primavera Aqui. Your libertarian at large,
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or was that seismologist at the switch? Or was it gynecologist at the
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Guggenheim???
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It's 415am. And a nice calm pleasant 60 degrees up here. I met an old
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friend of Jack Keroac's and he owns a shanty up in the mountains here, 8
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miles up by donkee, 11 by foot. (Don't ask me, that's what the sign says).
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Can't tell you his name; he's one of those hippies who headed for the hills
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for some all too obvious reasons. He owns a Martin guitar from the 1940's
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has a book collection out there that makes the Library of Congress look like
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Nixon's home library, and charges 3.50 a bunk (room for 40 or more if we're
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small) with no hassles about customer name and address. I stumbled into
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this place by accident on a nature hike. (Why would I go 8 miles for a
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place to pee? Hmm) At any rate, I'll be returning there this morning
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sometime and I'll finish this column then.
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Til then; buenos nachos...
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Oh, one quickie -- a FOLK from Prime.
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(basic ADE blues)
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I got the Mercon buerocrat, fat boojuah status quo blues
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I got all-a trumps capital, nothin special to lose.
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Mercon buerocrat, fat boo-juah status quo blues.
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Was it as good for you as it was for me?
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Ever find yourself sleeping too deep to dream? Do "think-of's"; that'll
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bring you back out to REM-- you'll then start dreaming again. If you're
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not good at remembering your dreams when you wake up, keep a small notepad
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next to your bed. When you awake, jot down all the icons instead of trying
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to write the whole story. Then write later from your notes you'll lose less.
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eg: wineglass, pen, sarah, t-shirt, no smoking sign, kiss, ankle bracelet,
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ring, guitar, table, chair, bar, notebook, thongs. Then later you go for the
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story aspect. You're drinking wine at a coffee house with Sarah, exchanging
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poems, wanting to smoke. Sarah's wearing just a really long t-shirt, ankle-
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bracelet and a ring. You kiss her a couple times. You promise to teach
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her to play guitar as she admires the entertainment. She puts on her thongs
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and the two of you leave. Then you woke up.
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What ever happened to MRR magazine? If anyone knows, do tell. THNX
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"The Hopi people [indians for you who have no clue] declare that Hopi
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Power be a force which will bring about world peace." From their Hopi
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Declaration of Peace, circa 17Jun90.
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Beware of false prophets. If it looks too good to be true; it's
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probably tooooooooooooooo risky.
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Insider Info: most people who win on game shows do not naturally jump
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up and down so queerly as is seen on TV. We tend to sit there with a
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"potential mass murderer" grin on our faces. For this we need a coach. He
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makes the gals shake about enough to jiggle their tits in the most queer
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contrived fashion; and us guys are required to wiggle around like an
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uninhibited homosexual. So remember, if it looks real, there's probably an
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"applause" sign staring him down.
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If you spell quiche with a "k" (keesh?) then real men too will eat it.
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What's dharma mean? I drank a whole bottle full of acid rain. How
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come nothing happened for me except the men's room??? Define "yabyum".
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Whatever happened to the Frito Bandito??? Was he replaced by "just do
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it", and "sometimes you gotta break the rules"?!?!?!? I finally got a
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copy of "Skinny Legs and All" by Tom Robbins. I'll let ya know how I'm doin'
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in a little bit. "A close association of unions and big business is the
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hallmark of a fascist economy." Wow. Que concept. From the book "Trilaterals
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Over Washington". Are we already there???Close??? Make a profit; or just
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look like one at Oral Roberts school of Business/Television Entertainment/
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and Gospel Phukking.
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Research Topic of the Week: A war on drugz can be seen as a diversion.
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Just like baseball, wife beating, or the drugz in and of themselves. PS:
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dont forget to turn your parents in if you think they're smoking pot. Witch
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Hunt? Nah... A war on Drugz cannot be "won" cause it is so deeply rooted
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in our culture. Like our violence, our drug abuse (to include for sure
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nicotene and alcohol) is no doubt here to stay. To get rid of drugz,
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you'd have to get rid of the peoploidz involved. And how do you rid
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yourself of your mayor, your sheriff, your mom or yourself???
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We should've kept the Injuns alive long enuff for them to learn us
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how to treat our environ. Enviro-tip of the week-- don't use too much
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detergent. Over sudsing makes the machine work harder. Use half what the
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box recommends. Maybe even less. Remember, they WANT you to use so much.
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Then you keep Mr. Maytag in 24$ per hr. Runner-up: Keep a couple bottles of
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water in the fridge rather than runnin the tap all the time. --good bottles
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are Verifine apple, and just about any grapefruit jug. Prime Note: always
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use glass. Shy away from plastic. Cause u'r gonna hafta throw it away SOME
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time!!!
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Suggestion of the decade: draw a square around yourself. Declare it a
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liberated zone. Kill anyone who enters.
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Who the hell is Peter Kvitek??? The self-proclaimed hacker said
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November 17th, in a SF Examiner article "the speed with which software is
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stolen in the Soviet Union is incredible!" Relax, dood. First off, it's no
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worse or faster than in Germany, Italy or here in the US. Who is this guy??
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Unless someone gets me a handle, a project, or a campaign, I'll just say the
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guy's a wannabe. Probably a code elite/cool warez" kinda dood.
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Everyone's a hacker these days. Right. When's the last time YOU trashed
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a TRW building? I'll bet there are just as many "hackers" today as there are
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people who supposedly "were there" at Woodstock!!!
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The average person's skull can be depressed by 10% before cracking."
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-LM Boyd.
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Soldiers of the Kiori tribe in New Guinea salute their superior officers
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by lightly chucking them under the chin. Do that to your favorite Lieutenant
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Col. Don't forget to say, "hey guy, how's it goin?"
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Mooses are the largest North American member of the deer family. Their
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average height is 6 feet, quite like us, but they weigh in at 1200-1800
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pounds. Even Rosanne and Oprah together don't weigh that much. Besides,
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moose don't whine.
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Delbert Yates, 16, of Valparaiso, IN has been in court for 6 years with
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the Chicago Cubs. They just paid him $67,500 as an apology for hitting him
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in the head with a foul ball. Come on, kid. That's the chance you gotta
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take. If I sued for all 3 windshields I'd lost behind the dugout, I'd
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probably stay in court until my 103rd birthday. You're a jerk, Yates. I
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suggest you've brought more shame to the game of baseball than Pete Rose,
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Pete Rose, and Pete Rose all combined.
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Are you a Yappy, or just Happy? YAP- Yipsters Against Paying.
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HAPPY- Hipsters Against Paying Phor Yuppiedom.
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I sure wish payphone directories would have more empty spaces, or at
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least more blank pages.
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Salvador's getting pretty hairy. I asked a phriend of mine (can't give
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his name for life or death purposes) who really knows a lot about our
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mission down there how much is Castro and how much is us; and guess what
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he said? 80-20 us.
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Feedback: I really like the Skinhead Hamlet in ATI45.
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On car insurance: You notice the rates go up every time they see a
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new risk, but when a risk is alleviated (IE: drunk driving) rates don't
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go down? They just stay the same.
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As your editor-at-large, I firmly announce that it's earth day, earth
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decade, earth millenium. In corrollary to having been asked "what'r u doin
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4 earth day?" I have to ask - WHAT ARE YOU DOING FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE?
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University of Colorado won best college for the environment, an MTV
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award. If you missed it, you missed me. You also missed Paul Newman, and
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also Mytch Snyder, along with a bunch of people doing 30 second spots on what
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they're doing for the environment. For those of you who missed me, here's
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a transcript: (I didn't jot down what the starz said, sorry) "I do a lot
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of biking, and try to hike or walk whenever I can instead of driving."
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Ian McCulloch split for E & the B-Men. And I think he sucks alone.
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WHY I'M SEMIVEGETARIAN, by Prime.
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A) I don't like imposing on people;
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B) I'm a sucker for chili, and,
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C) oftentimes I'd starve if I went without meat.
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If you're eating over someone's house (I do a lot), you eat what's on
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the table. You're an ass for refusing, or demanding. Plus sometimes menus
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don't come right out and say there's meat in a particular dish. And for
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time benefits, I eat and shut up instead of saying "Uh, waitress..."
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Yeah, I'm partial to chili with more beans and less meat, but I'll eat
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just about any chili thrown at me. As long as it's hot. Hot to temperature
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as well as hot to the taste buds. Oh, I also prefer homemade (hint, hint)
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to Hormel (hormel is a capitalist pig co. !!! - GZ)
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Sometimes you just don't have much choice. When veggies aren't around,
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salad is wilted, or meat and potatoes is the only bit offered, you do what
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you must. The commune I live at doesn't make it too easy either. The
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foodage is extremely starchy, and chock full of red meat. But I get by.
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I usually lean towards fish meals, and for druthers take chicken or turkey
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first; but sometimes break down and grab a tenderloin or a shoe-leather
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cheeseburger.
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I never worry as I go to fast-food chains. A full-fledged vegg could
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easily survive a Big Mac or Whopper. There's really no beef to speak of
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there.
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Hasta bueno,
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