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| Call these k00l boards |
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| PACIFIC ISLAND- |
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| ALWAYS OPEN..03-890-2174 |
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| 300 BAUD (MULTI? HA!) |
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| ZEN BOARD- |
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| 4 LINES..03-899-6180 |
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| BEST CHAT SYSTEM |
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| 1200 AT THE MOMENT |
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| 300 TRY P.I. PHONE # |
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| MEGAWORKS- |
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| ALWAYS OPEN..03-725-5831 |
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| Nerds call these boards: |
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| TELEGRAPH ROAD- |
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| NEVER ENGAGED..03-743-6173 |
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| 300 BAUD |
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| GAYLINE- |
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| 21:00-08:00 |
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| NEVER CALL IT! |
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This file is the first Evil Angels production written on January 8 1988 by
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The Masked Avenger (#152) on Pacific Island.
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This file is dedicated to all 40 collumn loozers
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Read this file and laugh..Try some stunts out, it's your life, not mine..
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THE PHONE:
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Ahh, the wonderful phone, don't you love to give crankies?? Sure you do.
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We all know a certain wanker by the name of Sludgy...Haw haw, God it was
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funny. Just call up your victim and pretend you can't hear..Keep shouting
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"I FUCKING CAN'T HEAR YOU," Hang up and call back about 4 or 5 am.
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Call up shit like Dial a Dinos (sorry f.f) and ask em for 3 pizzas with the
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lot, 5 garlic breads and one bottle of Coke (sorry, we only have Pepsi..BLEAH!)
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Give them the adress of a Jew (make sure the pizza has got ham!!) and go to his
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place..
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Once the dino's car stops go out and let down it's tyres..
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What a scream!
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I do realise that a certain woman is gonna bash me for this (but what the hell
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it's worth it!!)
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Call up AT&T (0014881011) and just chat up the operator..they are so stupid
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they don't hang up on you!
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Yanks are stupid..
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How about Nips...
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Naa...better save that for part //
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TROLLIES:
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As a former trolly boy, myself, I can say that trollies are the greatest
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car-park menace you can find. Collect about 12 trollies and just leave them
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tied up in the middle of the main road. take the wheels off the first three
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trollies so no one can push em away.
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Another grouse thing is to 'accidently' bump into cars, but my favorite is to
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park 16 trollies in front of a car which is illegally parked, and then piss off
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for half an hour.
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DRIVING FUN:
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A simple trick. Drive at about 85-90km on a freeway until some speed freak
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zooms past you. Floor the car until you catch up with him and over-take him
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Now slow down..if he swaps lanes, speed up and change lanes according to his
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choice. This is legal, as long as you don't exceed the speed limit (but who
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does that anyway?!?)
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BY THE WAY..I AM TRYING TO GET INTO PACIFIC ISLAND..WHEN I FIND OUT WHO GETS ON
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AT 6:30 IN THE MORNING, THEY WILL DIE
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MAKING LIFE HELL FOR ANOTHER:
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So you know this sweet young virgin with a georgous ass and perfect tits, and
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she said NO. Revenge son, Revenge!
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Write a letter to her father stating that she is mixing with the wrong people.
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She is taking drugs and going to sex parties. Then get some guy over with tat's
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studs and chains. Get him to knock on the door and say, "Is Sally ready for the
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orgy we planned?"
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Most of this shit you probably heard before, so don't fucking blame me.
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Write a file of your own or join evil angels
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Anarchist Tendacies
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(C) JAN 8 1988
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All rights worth shit
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* NO PART OF THIS FILE MAY BE *
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* PUBLISHED IN MASS MEDIA WITH OUT *
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* THE AUTHOR'S WRITTEN PERMISSION *
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* - That's a god-dammed warning *
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This is the first of many Australian computer underworld productions
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Thanx to:
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Fearless Fred, Raster Blaster, Captain Choes, Thelonius Monk, & The Neon Knight
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(Neon for eva..the k00lest U.S. d00ds I know)
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Apologies to:
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Fire Fox..sorry kid.. Dino's will never be the same..
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Goodnight and good-bye...
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Remember:
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YOURMOTHERSUCKSCOCKSINHELL
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ANTI BLACK
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ANTI JEW
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ANTI BOGAN
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ANTI YOU
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<C> JAN 8 1988. All rights worth shit
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