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__________
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/ | | _|__|_ (THE BLAH/AFTERSHOCK TWIT OF THE MONTH)
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/| | || \ BY LORD GEE
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\ / DISCLAIMER: Don't smell your dogs butt, and
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\ | everything will be just peachy.
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/FTERSHOCK
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Greets... [NuKE], Phalcon, SKISM, BLaH/Guido (Make sure to see THE GET GUDIO
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A NEW COMPUTER FUND, later to come), my mother and to all the true
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h/p/a/b/c/d/e/f/g/h/i/j/k/l/m/n/o/p/q/r/s/t/u/v/w/x/y/z users out there.
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One rainy day I was sitting alone at home with absolutely nothing to do.
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My girl friend and I had just broken up so I was feeling a bit down in the
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dumps. Well, I decided to browse through some of my old issues of BLaH in
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order to cheer me up. As I was sitting there laughing my ass off, I came upon
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a particular issue (17) which really got my funny bone a-tickling. In this
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issue Chessman was in search of "BLaH's Twit" of the Month. He called up a
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chat board pretending to be a girl to see what type of response he could get
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from the horny adolescents that so often frequent at such boards. Well when
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your bored outta your fucking mind this doesn't seem like such a bad idea.
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And actually it's loads of fun. Lets see what happens when I log on to a
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board called the Lunitic Phringe.
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NAMES HAVE NOT BEEN CHANGED IN ORDER TO PERSECUTE THE GUILTY
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After receiving our own private channel, because this chat board as many
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others do not allow most ideas and opinions to be expressed, as well as the
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use of vulgar language. Here's what happened.
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#06(T4:Scarface) So beautiful how are you? <=-- A little flirting never
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hurts anyone.
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#07(T4:Hardclit) Just fine handsome. <=-- Just playing along
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#06(T4:Scarface) So lets have modem sex. <=-- Woooah, but what is this?!?!
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#07(T4:Hardclit) hmmmmm ok.
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#07(T4:Hardclit) But I'm not that experienced w/modems you start.
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#06(T4:Scarface) come on sexy it's easy. <=-- Impatient little bugger
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ain't he.
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#07(T4:Hardclit) Hmmm, ok how is this. As you begin to take off your shirt
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I start by licking your huge muscular chest and nipples. All the while trying
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to find a bulge in your pants to rub.
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#06(T4:Scarface) oh yesssss do it... <=-- This guy obviously is not very
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perceptive
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#08{T4:Phobos} well.. I'll leave you two alone here. <=-- Wooah where did
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the SysOp come from?
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#07(T4:Hardclit) bye Phobos <=-- I'm so polite.
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--> (10) Minutes added by Node [08]
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#08{T4:Phobos} and I gave you both more time
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#07(T4:Hardclit) oh thank you o' masterful one <=-- I hate that guy.
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--> Login Node [09] at 2400
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#06(T4:Scarface) see ya phobos, at last were alone
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#07(T4:Hardclit) How peachy
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#08{T4:Phobos} BUT... only users can use the other channels...
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#07(T4:Hardclit) ok
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--> #08:{Phobos} left to channel 1
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--> Channel LOCKED
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--> Node #09: Connect/2400 at 4:15:46 pm
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--> (Guest):Squelch
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--> (10) Minutes added by Node [08]
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--> Login Node [10] at 2400
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#07(T4:Hardclit) As I rub your cock through your pants I unzip your fly and
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remove your pants, and start by licking your tasty little cock.
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--=> Holy Shit! Where did that come from?
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#07(T4:Hardclit) Ohhhh your cum tastes so good
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Please make me cum! =-- I'm starting to sicken myself
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#06(T4:Scarface) I rip your shirt off and start sucking the delicious milk
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from your big beautiful breasts. <=-- Strangely I go downstairs and get a
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glass of milk. Am I normal?
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#07(T4:Hardclit) ohhh baby.... Eat me... Lets fuck in a 69, oh suck my
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clit. <=-- Now I am sick!
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--> Login Node [01] at 2400
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#07(T4:Hardclit) Suck my clit,
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Lick it! Bite it! Ohhh it feels so good <=-- Wooah too many adult text
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files for me.
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--=> Always looong pauses before he replies, he is obviously masturbating.
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#06(T4:Scarface) i rub your clit. now i slowly bring my mouth to your
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pussy and I suck, lick, and enjoy the juices.
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#07(T4:Hardclit) Funny I don't feel a thing, why don't you masturbate. It
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will make the experience so much better.
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#06(T4:Scarface) oh yes baby. I already am! <=-- I knew it....
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#07(T4:Hardclit) oh yesss. I started cumming just thinking about it.
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#06(T4:Scarface) Are you really cumming? I spurted three huge loads already
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since the conversation started. <=-- I'll bet, but more like three teaspoons.
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#07(T4:Hardclit) Oh do you have your pants off? Are you really jacking off at
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home for me, oh please do. I want you to imagine me.
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#06(T4:Scarface) yes but, you'll have to come over and do to me for real.
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It feels so goood, but I bet a girl's hand would feel ever better.
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#07(T4:Hardclit) Ohhhh.. Are you cumming again... I can just imagine you
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stroking your cock at home right now... Oh I would love to see that.. Describe
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it for me... How are you doing it. <=-- Yeah I would just love too see that.
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#06(T4:Scarface) Come on lets fuck, you get on top.
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#06(T4:Scarface) My massive python is ready to go long and hard. The purple
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headed warrior is standing erect. <=-- Yeah i'll bet all two inches of it.
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How old is this fucking guy, 13?
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#07(T4:Hardclit) By the way I really need to know how old are you?
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#06(T4:Scarface) 13 <=-- I knew it.
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#06(T4:Scarface) my hand goes up and down all the while i imagine your soft
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skin rubbing on your pussy. <=-- Huh?
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#7(T4:Hardclit) Oh you turn me on so much.. Does it feel good? Are you
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enjoying the jacking off while we talk.
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#06(T4:Scarface) I love it !! I need to see you for real <=-- Pathetic
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#06(T4:Scarface) Oh it feels so good when I rub it. Have you cum yet.
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--=> I love horny adolescents, there so silly.
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#07(T4:Hardclit) No...
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#06(T4:Scarface) Can you put 5 fingers in your pussy? <=-- Where did this
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comment come from?
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#07(T4:Hardclit) No i'm too tight. <=-- Man-o-man, my mind sure is in the
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gutter today.
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#06(T4:Scarface) are you a virgin?
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0#07(T4:Hardclit) no I just don't have a pussy. By the way did I tell you
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I am of the male species? <=-- Dumb question. I don't think I did.
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#06(T4:Scarface) I take you down to the bed slowly Uzip your jeans, take off
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your sexy panty langerie, put my lips to your pussy lips, and french kiss.
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--=> Can't this loser read or what? I just said I was a guy!!!
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#06(T4:Scarface) what do you look like? Are you really a girl?
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--=> What's this? Is the super genius catching on....
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#07(T4:Hardclit) Of course! I have blond hair, green eyes. Am 5'10, 118
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pounds. I have a tight cute little ass. And wear C-Cups.
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#06(T4:Scarface) Oh baby I need to see you. (Long Pause) Then: Oh yes I
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came again. <=-- Hmmmm, well, maybe he's not catching on....
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#07(T4:Hardclit) Oh I bet it tastes so good. Taste it and tell me please.
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--=> I would really not put that past this dude.
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#06(T4:Scarface) Ok.. I have never done this before. Lemme see, well it
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tastes a bit salty but I kinda like it <=-- OH MY GOD, Who is this
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loser!?! See I knew it.
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#07(T4:Hardclit) Hmm well thats just wonderful, but by the way as I mentioned
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earlier I am a guy. For some reason you seemed to ignore this? Yes, I am in
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BLAH tradition, betwitting you. <=-- Maybe he'll figure it out this time.
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#06(T4:Scarface) Oh yeah sure do you really think I would be sitting here in
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front of all my friends jacking off. I'm just showing them how I am making a
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fool of you. <=-- First stage: denial. The cover up. He made one fatal
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mistake here, I am quite sure this guy has no friends. And who is the fool?
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Moving on......
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#07(T4:Hardclit) :) Sure.. Well have fun jacking off my friend. By the way
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did I mention that I captured this conversation and it will appear all over
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the world in an AFTERSHOCK issue? Along with your voice number. Well, thanx
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for playing, cya. <=-- Of course I don't have his number, just playing him
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for the fool he is.
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#06(T4:Scarface) Wait, stop don't
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NO CARRIER (Capture Closed)
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Welp folks there ya have it. The AFTERSHOCK in BLaH tradition TWIT OF THE
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MONTH. I hope you all you little boys and girls out there enjoyed the show.
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I know I sure did. Oh-my-gosh, I just now realized that I have become a
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victim a gross manipulation in the third degree. I read a text file written
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by BLaH and then acted upon that. What should I do? Thats freaky. But
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o'well I like it. If you would like to contact our friend Scarface you can
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reach him on a board called the Lunitic Phringe.
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708-232-9196
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........9196
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........9197
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........0565
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Special thanks go out to:
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My Mother, who without, none of this would have ever been possible. And of
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course, thanks go out to BLaH. Thanx guys for filling our lives with such
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enjoyment and wonderful laughter. Be /\/eat not eLiTe you silly guyz.
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Which reminds me. Our hacker friend Guido Sanchez is without a computer.
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Therefore BLaH is sorta dead. Although it did make a sort of Cum back <grin>.
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Anyways, if you would like to help out Guido send all your money to:
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THE HELP GUIDO BUY A NEW COMPUTER FUND.
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P.O. BOX 145
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Clergy Land USA, IL 21293
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Later, and while your sitting at your computer with nothing to do call these
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great boards or i'll piss on you.
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The Cult Of The Uncircumcised Masturbater (CUM) 7o8-961-o927 Based after
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NBA! - Remember if you beat it we'll eat it.....
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You can also call:
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Room 101. A good board. Although I did forget the number. O'well make it
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up and call anyways.
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