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75 lines
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Island Mediacal Lab Mediacl Dictionary
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Anally - occuring yearly
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Artery - study of paintings
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Bacteria - back door to cafeteria
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Barium - what doctors do when treatment fails
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Bowel - Letter like A,E,I,O,U
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Caesarian Section - A district in Rome
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Catarrh - stringed instrument
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Cat Scan - seaching for kitty
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Cauterize - made eye contact with her
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Colic - a sheep dog
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Coma - a punctuation mark
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Congenital - Friendly
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D & C - where Washington is
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Diarrhea - journal of daily events
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Dilate - to live long
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Enema - not a friend
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Fester - Quicker
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Fibula - small lie
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Genital - non-Jewish
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Grippe - Suitcase
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Hangnail - coat hook
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High Colonic - Jewish Religious Holiday
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Impotent - distinguished; well known
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Intense pain - torture in the teepee
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Labor pain - getting hurt at work
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Medical Staff - doctor's cane
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Morbid - high offer
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Nitrate - cheaper than day rate
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Node - was aware of
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Outpatient - person who has fainted
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Pap Smear - fatherhood test
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Pelvis - Cousin of Elvis
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Post Operative - Letter carrier
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Prostate - flat on your back
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Protein - favoring young people
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Recovering Room - place to do upholstery
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Rectum - dang near killed 'em
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Rheumatuc - amorous
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Scar - rolled tobacco leaf
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Secretion - hiding anything
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Seizure - Roman Emperor
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Serology - Study of knighthood
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Tablet - small table
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Terminal illness - sickness at the airport
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Tibia - Country in N. Africa
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Tumor - an extra pair
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Urine - opposite of "you're out"
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Varicose - located nearby
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Vein - conceited
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