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You can tell it's going to be a rotten day when...
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you wake up face down on the pavement
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you put your bra on backwards and it fits better
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you call suicide prevention and they put you on hold
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you see a '60 minutes' news team waiting in your office
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you want to put on the clothes you wore home from the party and they aren't there
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you turn on the news and they're showing emergency routes out of the city
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you wake up to discover your waterbed has broken, then
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remember you don't have a waterbed
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your car horn goes of accidentally and remains stuck as you follow a group of Hell's Angels down the motorway
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your wife wakes up feeling amorous and you have a headache
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your boss tells you not to bother taking off your coat
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you wake up and your braces are locked together
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you call your answering service and they tell you it's none of your business
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your blind date turns out to be your ex wife
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your income tax cheque bounces
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you put both contact lenses in the same eye
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your pet rock snaps at you
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your wife says, "Good morning, Bill" and your name is George
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-- Author unknown...but troubled
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