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From: danny@westford.ccur.com
Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny
Subject: Lateral Thinking Puzzles Revisited
Date: 19 Aug 90 23:30:04 GMT
In article <5522@uwm.edu> bnk@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (Bob N Keenan) writes:
>
> Scene: There is a dead man in a garage surrounded by >51<
> bicycles and an over turned table. What happend?
> [Answer: The bicycles were playing cards and a fight ensued after
> cheating was discovered. ]
>
> [ Solicitation for other Puzzlers ]
Other classics:
Scene: A man is found dead in a locked room in a puddle of water.
Answer: The poor guy died of starvation; the room was locked, right?
The water? Oh, the roof leaked.
Scene: A man gets out of bed, and kills himself.
Answer: The man was a midget for the circus, and had just gotten fed
up with his bleak and demeaning lifestyle.
Scene: There is a dead man in a cage surrounded by 51 cats, an
overturned table, and an empty gun. What happened?
Answer: A depressed midget switched blanks for the live ammo in
the lion tamer's gun.
Scene: A man goes into a restaurant and orders some albatross. After
some delay, the food arrives. He takes a taste, and then
kills himself. Why?
Answer: Obviously a whacko. I mean, who orders ALBATROSS in a
restaurant?! I say "good riddance to bad garbage!"
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