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%:::::::::::::::::::::::::::% 80 COLUMN CONVERSION & SPELLING
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%::=======================::% CORRECTIONS BY CAPTAIN AVATAR
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%::\ HOW TO SPOT A LOSER \::%
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%::=======================::%
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%:::::::::::::::::::::::::::%
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=============================
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CONCEIVED AND WRITTEN BY:
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THE INCOGNITO OF THE 202 ALLIANCE
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ALL FACTS AND STITUATIONS ARE REAL (WITH LITTLE DRAMATIZATION). NO NAMES
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OR SITUATIONS HAVE BE CHANGED TO PROTECT THE INNOCENT, BECAUSE WE
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TRUTHFULLY DONT CARE ABOUT THE INNOCENT.
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THIS FILE WILL HELP YOU TO DETERMINE "HOW TO SPOT A LOSER". THERE ARE MANY
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EXAMPLES WHICH SHOULD BE AMPLE FOR YOU TO PROPERLY DEFINE THE WORD LOSER.
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[BBS SIMULATION]
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AE: NUMBER?A
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AE: AUTO-SEARCHING...
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(YES, IT IS AMAZING THAT THIS LOZE HAS "AE PRO"...)
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[CONNECTION ESTABLISHED]
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[-HIT ANY KEY-]->
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(AT THIS POINT THE KID HITS SHIFT. NOTHING HAPPENS....HE DOES IT AGAIN
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...STILL NOTHING...THINKING THAT ITS HIS TERMINAL PROGRAM HE DISCONNECTS
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AND PROMPTLY CALLS IT RIGHT BACK)
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AE: NUMBER?A
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AE: AUTO-SEARCHING...
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[CONNECTION ESTABLISED]
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[-HIT ANY KEY-]->
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(BEING REAL CAREFUL THIS TIME, HE HITS SHIFT AGAIN...NOTHING....HE THINKS..
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"OH YA, I FORGOT TO HIT RETURN!!!!")
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CONNECTION CONFIRMED...
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WELCOME TO: [ A BBS ]
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ENTER PASSWORD OR TYPE 'NEW' FOR NONE.
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-=>'NEW'
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-=>
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(WONDERING WHY IT DOESNT WORK, HE TRIES AND TRIES AGAIN...)
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-=>'NEW'
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-=>HELLO!211!! HELP ME..
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(THE SYSOP INTERVENES....)
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-=>HEY LOZE..WAKE UP..HERE LET ME DO IT
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-=>NEW
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WHAT IS YOUR FULL NAME: NEW
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MUST BE AT LEAST 6 CHARACTERS!
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WHAT IS YOUR FULL NAME: HAPPY HACKER
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WHAT IS YOUR PHONE NUMBER?
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(XXX-XXX-XXXX): XXX-XXX-XXXX
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WHAT KIND OF COMPUTER DO YOU HAVE?
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-=>VIC-20!!!!!!12211!@!
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WHERE DO YOU LIVE?: USA
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WHERE DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THIS BOARD?
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-=>MY EARS
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YOU ARE: HAPPY HACKER
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XXX-XXX-XXXX
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VIC-20!!!!!!12211!@!
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USA
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MY EARS
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IS THIS CORRECT?: YES IT IS
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JUST HIT (Y OR N)
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IS THIS CORRECT?: Y OR N
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JUST HIT (Y OR N)
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(SYSOP AGAIN INTERVENES...)
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IS THIS CORRECT?: Y
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TYPE IN AN 8 CHARACTER PASSWORD
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-=>I ADORE MY COMMODORE
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ONLY 8 CHARACTERS PLEASE...
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-=>HELLO???
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YOUR PASSWORD ASSIGNMENT IS
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-=>98HELLO???
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HIT [CR] TO ENTER THE SYSTEM: CR
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HIT [CR] TO ENTER THE SYSTEM:
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(HE FINALLY LOOKS INTO HIS APPLE DICTIONARY OF COMPLEX TERMS AND
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REALIZES THAT "CR" MEANS A CARRIAGE RETURN)
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[END OF BBS SIMULATION]
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THIS IS A TYPICAL EXAMPLE OF A LOSER. (THE SYSOP'S SIDE) AS LONG AS THERE
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ARE HUMANS...THERE WILL ALWAYS BE LOSERS THUS WE MADE A FILE TO HELP
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YOU BE AWARE OF A POTENTAIL LOSER.
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ANOTHER TYPICAL EXAMPLE OF A LOSER ON A BOARD...
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[BBS SIMULATION]
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[CHAT OFF]:[BOARD #2]:[TIME 10:10]
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+>COMMAND (?=HELP):GO INTO MONITOR
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(NOW, REALLY...WHAT IS HE TRYING TO ACCOMPLISH? THEY ALSO TRY THE
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OLD "99E99".. AND IF THAT DOESNT WORK THEY HIT "99F99" AND THEN "99G99" UNTIL
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THEY GET THROUGH THE WHOLE ALPHABET.)
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[CHAT OFF]:[BOARD #2]:[TIME 10:12]
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+>COMMAND (?=HELP):POST
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ILLEGAL COMMAND
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(HERE THE HE WILL PAGE YOU UNTIL YOU HAVE TO ANSWER. YOU EXPLAIN TO
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HIM IN GREAT DETAIL HOW ONLY TO ENTER A ONE CHARACTER COMMAND)
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+>COMMAND (?=HELP):P
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[POST A BULLETIN ON TRADING BOARD]
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ENTER TITLE:MY NEWEST WARES AND NEWEST MEMBER!21!@!!!
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TOO LONG! ONLY 25 CHARACTERS!
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ENTER TITLE:MY NEW WARES AND MEMBER!
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BULLETIN POST:
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YOU MAY NOW ENTER YOUR MESSAGE: TYPE '/EX' ON A NEW LINE TO END OR TYPE '.S'
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FOR A FAST SAVE :
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(AT THE BEGINING HERE THERE IS SOME 2 MINS OF TEXT GRAPHICS AND TRICKS, THEN
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THE LOSE GETS TO THE MESSAGE)
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WOWOW THAT WAS NEAT! I LOVE*** THESE TRICKS! IF YOU NEED ANY HELP IN MAKE-
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ING K00000000L MESSAGE LEAVE E-MAIL!
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HI GUYS!
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UM, ALOT OF NEW SOFTWARE IS IN...HERE IS MY LATEST!
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A NEW DOS THAT I FOUND WHILE I WAS AT MY CUMPUTER STORE! I NEVER SEEN IT
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AROUND ITS CALLED "DOS 3.2.1" I THINK! I EVEN CALLED AN NASCOMP MEMBER AND
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ASKED IF HE HAD IT! AND HE SAID "NO DUDE!" SO YOU KNOW ITS NEW!!!
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ALSO MY DADDIE HAS CONNECTIONS TO A DISK COMPANY..AND HE BROUGHT HOME ONE NIGHT
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A K-K00L PROGRAM AND I STOLE IT FROM HIM WHILE HE TOOK A PISS! IT CALLED
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"MAXELL"!
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I JUST FINISHED MY FINE CRACK TODAY! I CRACKED PRO-DOS INTO A 60 SECTOR
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FILE!!!!!!!!!! (I ADMIT I HAD HELP WITH IT THOU...)
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I WANT TO WELCOME A NEW MEMVER TO THE PIRATES' ALLLLIANCE!
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JOE HIMDICKEL AND IMA GEEK!
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-=>HAPPY WACKER<=-
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PIRATES' ALLIANCE!
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(HERE IS THE PART WHERE THEY HAVE 5 MINS WORTH OF TEXT GRAPHICS AND
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INSERTED BACKSPACES...)
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IF YOU THINK YOUR COOL ENOUGH TO JOIN MY GROUP THEN LEAVE ME SOME
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E-MAIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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'/EX'
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I AM DONE NOW
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(AT THIS POINT HE HITS RETURN ABOUT 20 LINES TILL IT ENDS...)
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-=> THATS 50 LINES...
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EDIT [?=HELP]:'.S'
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(SYSOP AGAIN INTERVENES...)
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EDIT [?=HELP]:S
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SAVING.... PLEASE WAIT...
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MESSAGE SAVED AND STORED!
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[CHAT OFF]:[BOARD #2]:[TIME 1:20]
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+>COMMAND (?=HELP):GOODBYE
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ILLEGAL COMMAND
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[CHAT OFF]:[BOARD #2]:[TIME 1:30]
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+>COMMAND (?=HELP):BYE
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(NOTICE THE TIME IT TAKES IN-BETWEEN INPUTS)
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GOODBYE HAPPY HACKER. PLEASE CALL AGAIN
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AE: DISCONNECTED
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AE: NUMBER?(REDIALS NUMBER)
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THEY'RE THE TYPE THAT CALL BACK RIGHT AWAY, ESPECIALLY WHEN THEY RUN OUT OF
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TIME. ALSO THEY RIGHT AWAY GO TO THE DOX SECTION AND DOWNLOAD ALL THE FILES
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THE LOSE CAN. WHEN THERE ARE ABOUT 100 MESSAGES ACTIVE THEY DECIDE TO READ
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MESSAGE NUMBER 1...
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[END BBS SIMULATION]
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SITUATION: SYSOP ANSWERS PHONE BECAUSE HE IS WORKING ON BOARD..
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(RRRIIIINNNNNGGGGGG)
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"HELLO.. SYSOP SPEAKING..."
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(CLICK!)
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(RRRIIIINNNNNGGGGGG)
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"HELLO.. SYSOP SPEAKING..."
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"GOSH! ISN'T YOUR BBS UP?"
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(SOUNDS LIKE A 7-YEAR OLD WITH NASAL PROBLEMS!)
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"NO, I AM WORKING ON IT RIGHT NOW..."
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"WELL PUT IT UP FOR ME!!!!!!!!!"
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"I SAID I AM WORKING ON IT!"
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"SO WHAT? DO IT LATER. I WANTO GET ON YOUR BBS!"
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(CLICK!...SYSOP GETS PISSED..)
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(RRRRIIIIINNNNNGGGGGG)
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(RRRRIIIIINNNNNGGGGGG)
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THEN THE SAME KID CONTINUES TO CALL UNTIL THE SYSOP UNHOOKS THE PHONE..
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SITUATION: AN AE LINE HAS BEEN DOWN FOR OVER A MONTH...
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(RRRIIIINNNNGGGGG)
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"HELLO?"
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(CLICK!)
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(RRRIIINNNNGGGGGG)
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"HELLO?"
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"ISN'T YOUR AE LINE UP?"
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"NO! IT'S BEEN DOWN FOR OVER A MONTH AND IS GONNA STAY THAT WAY! DON'T
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CALL BACK!"
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(CLICK! SYSOP HANGS UP)
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....TIME PASSES.....
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2 MINUTES LATER
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(RRRIIIINNNNGGGGGG)
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"HELLO!!?"
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"ARE YOU GONNA PUT THE AE LINE BACK UP?"
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"LISTEN ASSHOLE! I SAID IT WAS DOWN AND IS GONNA *STAY DOWN*..."
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"WELL COULD YOU JUST PUT IT UP FOR ME? I WANTO GET SOME NEW WARES. MY NEWEST
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IS MS. PAC-MAN...YA WANT IT?"
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"FUCK YOU!" (CLICK!)
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THIS IS A TRANSCRIPT OF A TELEPHONE CONVERSATION THAT APPLE AVENGER OF MPG
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HAD IN THE MORNING AT ABOUT 1 AM.
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[RING!]
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AA - HELLO, GRAPEVINE.
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ASSHOLE - YA, WHAT IS THE GRAPEVINE?
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AA - ITS A BBS
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ASSHOLE - WHAT IS A BBS?
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AA - BBS STANDS FOR A BULLETIN BOARD SERVICE
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ASSHOLE - WHAT IS A BULLETIN BOARD?
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AA - A BOARD IS SOMETHING WHERE PEOPLE WITH OTHER COMPUTERS CAN COMMUNICATE
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WITH EACH OTHER VIA THE TELEPHONE LINES AND MODEMS
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ASSHOLE - WHATS A MODEM?
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AA - A MODEM IS SOMETHING A COMPUTER USES TO COMMUNICATE OVER THE PHONE
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LINES WITH OTHER COMPUTERS
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ASSHOLE - OH, CAN I GET ONE FOR MY TI/99?
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AA - I DONT KNOW...
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ASSHOLE - COULD I SET UP A BOARD ON MY TI/99?!
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AA - NO, IT ISNT WORTH IT..
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ASSHOLE - WHATS YOUR REAL NAME
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AA - AH... FRED.
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ASSHOLE - HI, I AM JASON.. WHAT DO YOU DO ON YOUR BBS?
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AA - IT DEPENDS ON YOUR INTEREST..
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ASSHOLE - WELL, I LIKE TO TALK BREAKING INTO COMPUTERS LIKE THE ONE AT SCHOOL!
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AA - OH REALLY? LIKE WHAT KIND DO THEY HAVE AT YOUR SCHOOL?
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ASSHOLE - APPLES..
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AA - THEN HOW DO YOU BREAK INTO IT?
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ASSHOLE - WELL, I GUESS I MEANT COPYING THINGS..
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AA - YOU HAVE APPLE WARES?
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ASSHOLE - YA, I JUST GOT SABOTAGE THE OTHER DAY!
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[CLICK!]
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1 MINUTE LATER...
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[RING!]
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AA - HELLO, GRAPEVINE.
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ASSHOLE - HI, THIS IS JASON, WE GOT CUT OFF BEFORE ..
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AA - NO, I HUNG UP ON YOU.
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ASSHOLE - WHY?
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AA - WHY NOT.. HEY LISTEN, I'M TRYING TO CALL OUT SO CAN YOU LEAVE ME ALONE
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SO I CAN..
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ASSHOLE - OK, BYE.
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[CLICK!]
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2 MINUTES LATER, BOOTING AE PRO (AGAIN) TRYING TO DAIL, PICK UP THE PHONE...
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AA - HELLO, GRAPEVINE.
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ASSHOLE - HI, I FORGOT TO ASK YOU WHAT YOU HAVE FOR GAMES?
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AT THIS POINT I JUST DID A 1200 BAUD AUTO-SEARCH ON THE KID AND HUNG UP.
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THEN I JUST SET UP THE SYSTEM.. MAN WHAT A ASSHOLE..
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HERE IS AN ACTUAL "CONTRACT" TO ENTER THE PIRATES' ALLIANCE AND OTHER LESS
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GROUPS... (SOMEWHAT FICTIONAL, BUT TO PROVE A POINT)
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______________________________________
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\ \
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\ MR. CONTRACT \
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\ -=-==--=--=-- \
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\ \
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\ \
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\ WHAT IS YOU ALIAS??:_______________\
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\ \
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\ WHAT IS YOUR MOTHERS NMAE??:_______\
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\ \
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\(THIS IS FOR IN CASE OF AN EMERGCY!)\
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\ \
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\ DO YOU HAVE A COMPUTER?? CIRCLE ONE\
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\ \
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\ YES NO ONE \
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\ \
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..(NOTE: THAT CIRCLE ONE STATEMENT IS AN INTELLIGENCE "HIDDEN" QUIZ THAT
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IS USED TO DETERMINE THE IQ OF THE PROSPECT.)...
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\
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\ SIGN HERE (PLEASE PRINT)-> \
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\ \
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\ PLEASE SEND IN YOUR $10 PER YEAR \
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\ DONATION AND I WILL GET BACK TO YA!\
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\ \
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\____________________________________\
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WEBSTER DICTIONARY:
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LOS-ER (LOO'ZER) N. 1. ONE WHO BOTHERS, AND/OR TRIES TO ACT LIKE "REAL PIRATES"
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( PLEASE REFER TO "THE REAL PIRATES GUIDE" ) 2. DOESN'T KNOW THE MEANING TO
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"SOCIAL LIFE" & THUS HAS NONE. 3. CONSISTENT PEST, ANTAGONIST, ASSHOLE AND
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GREAT AMOUNTS OF RUGGIENESS. 4. HAS A PHYSICAL STENCH (ODOR) THAT CONSTANTLY
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SURROUNDS THEM. FEELINGS OF NAUSEA WHEN WITH OR COMMUNICATING WITH THEM.
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HOMICIDAL TENDICIES USUALLY SET IN.
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[CALLING AN AE SIMULATION]
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MICROMODEM II: DIALING:(AE NUMBER)
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MICROMODEM II: AWAITING CARRIER
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MICROMODEM II: CONNECTED
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AFTER FUTILE ATTEMPTS HE FINALLY FIGURES OUT HE NEEDS TO USE AE PRO TERM.....
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AE: NUMBER?:(AE NUMBER)
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AE: AUTO-SEARCHING
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ENTRY:
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...7 MINUTES LATER...
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ENTRY:
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...4 MINUTES LATER...
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ENTRY:
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(SYSOP, INTERVENES AND HITS A CR)
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(>?
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(AFTER LOOKING AT THE MENU AND TRYING TO MEMORIZE IT...HE CONTINUES..)
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(>DIRECTORY
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DISK VOLUME 254
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*T 002 AE.WELCOME
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T 006 << SYSOP PAGE >>
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T 010 CALL THIS BOARD!
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T 026 THE REAL PIRATES GUIDE
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T 000 PIRATE'S ALLIANCE MEMBERS
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*B 126 CATSEND 4.0.2
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*B 190 SUPER ZAXXON IV!
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T 002 ^^ UPLOADED BY MR. COPY ^^
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T 210 WHY YOU SHOULD KILL THE FLY
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B 310 TIME ZONE (THE ADVENTURE)
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T 002 ^^ CRACKED INTO A FILE BY
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T 002 ^^ THE K-K00L WRENCH OF S*S
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(>VIEW: T 006 << SYSOP PAGE >>
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NO SUCH FILE!
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(WONDERING WHY IT DOESNT WORK...HE CONTINUES...)
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(>VIEW: HELLO?!??! LETS TALK!
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(SYSOP ENTERS CHAT MODE)
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WHO ARE YOU DUDE?
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UM, DONT YOU KNOW?
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NOPE
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APPLE BANDIT!!!
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REALLY? WOW...WELL HOWS DISK-FER 2.0 GOING?
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UM....WHATS DISK-FER II??!?!??
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COME ON...YA KNOW...
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OH YA, ...WELL, I'M HAVING A SMALL PROBLEM.
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WHATS THAT?
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WELL, I NEED SOME NEW WARES! YA WANT TO TELEPORT THEM TO ME!!
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(THE SYSOP ENDS THIS GOON'S CHARADE)
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LATER LOSER.
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AE: DISCONNECT
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[END OF AE SIMULATION]
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OH THEY DONT STOP THERE, THEY WOULD MAKE THERE *OWN* INTERESTING PAGE
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TEXT FILES AND UPLOAD THEM UP......
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THEY ALSO INFEST THE ELECTRONIC MAIL BOXES. THIS IS WHERE THEIR STUPIDITY
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SHINES AT LARGE.
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THEY'RE QUESTIONS LIKE...
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"DO YOU WANT TO BE E-MAIL PEN PALS??!"
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"WHAT COMPUTER ARE THOSE WARES FOR?!?"
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"CAN I JOIN YOUR GROUP? IM REAL GOOD"
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"I WENT TO EUROPE FOR A YEAR AND IM REAL BEHIND IN WARES...SO COULD YOU
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PRETTY PLEASE SEND THEM TO ME?"
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"WHAT IS DISK-FER OR CATSEND???!? PLEASE REPLY!! I LOVE MAIL!!!"
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"HI...I KNOW YOU ARE REAL BUSY PERSON BUT I JUST LEARING HOW TO CRACK..AMD
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WOULD YOU PLEASE TEACH ME YOUR CRACKING THINGIES.."
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"DO YOU COLLECT BASEBALL CARDS?"
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"ARE THESE NEW WARES... (THEY SOME NAME ANCIENT OLD CRAP)"
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"WOW! THOSE WAREZ ARE REALLLY K-K00L AND WOULD YOU LIKE TO DFX EM TO ME?!"
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"I HAVE YOUR REAL VOICE NUMBER AND IF YOU DONT GIVE ME HIGHER ACCESS AND
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NEW WARES I'LL POST IT EVERYWHERE SO EVERYONE CAN SEE IT!!!!!1!@!1!"
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"OOOPS..WRONG MAILBOX.."
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"HOW DO YOU JOIN M.P.G. OR THE 1200 CLUB??!? PLEASE TELL ME!!@@!"
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"HEY DUDE! CONGRADS! AFTER A LONG**** VOTING SESSION WITH MY CLUB MEMBERS
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WE HAVE DECIDED THAT YOU CAN JOIN OUR GROUP! ITS TOOOTTALLLLLLYYYYYYY
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ELITE! ALL THE AWEWEWEWESOME MEMBERS WE ARE GETTING SOME AWESOME WARES
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NEXT WEEK. BUT WE MOSTLY PUT OUR NAMES ON THE OLD WARES BY SECTOR EDITING..
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ITS PHUN!! BY THE WAY.. WHATS YOUR ALIAS AGAIN?"
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"I'VE READ 'BENEATH APPLE DOS' INSIDE OUT AND I CANNOT STILL FIGURE OUT
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WHERE THE ROM SUBROUTINE THAT CLEARS THE SCREEN!"
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"I KNOW YOUR NOT GONNA READ THIS BUT I STILL DECIDED YOU DROP YOU A LETTER
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...BUT I SHOULDNT BECAUSE YOU NEVER* REPLY TO ME! WHY! WHAT DID I DO SOOO
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BAD! I THINK I'LL STOP WRITTING THIS LETTER SENSE YOU ARE NOT GONNA READ
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IT ANYWAYZ!!@# (IF YA DO REPLY!!)"
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"WHATS A 'WARE'?!?!?!??!??!??!!???!?
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?!?!?!!?!?1???!?!?!?!!?/1/1@"
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"HOW DO YOU DISK-FER WITH MY
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COMMODORE? I NEED THOSE WARES...."
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|
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THE MOST INTERESTING LETTERS IS THE HATE MAIL YOU GET FROM LOSERS. YOU
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CAN EASILY PICK THEM OUT. THEY HAVE A SWEAR WORD EVERY OTHER WORD. AND
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USUALLY HAVE AT LEAST 40 (GIVE OR TAKE 10) EXCLAMATION POINTS "!" AT
|
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THE END OF EACH SENTENCE. AND ALWAYS FILLED OF EMPTY THREATS. THE HARD
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PART IS TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHAT IN THE HELL THE LOSE IS TALKING ABOUT.
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AT LEAST ITS FUN READING...
|
||
|
||
|
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SITUATION: A LOCAL LOSER WANTS A NEW WARE FROM YOU. HE KEEPS ON PERSISTING
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IN ASKING YOU FOR IT. HE MAKES UP A LAME STORY. TO GET THE LOZE OFF YOUR
|
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BACK, YOU DECIDE TO TRANSFER HIM THE WARE...
|
||
|
||
"MAN, OK DUDE..."
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||
|
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"GOLLY? REALLY! WOWZO!"
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|
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"OK, WHAT DO YOU WANT TO USE? DISK-FER OR CATSEND?"
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"UM, I LIKE DISK-FER MUCH BETTER... BECAUSE I PERSONALLY KNOW THE
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REDHEADED PHREAK!"
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||
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"AH RIGHT, WELL DO YOU HAVE IT BOOTED UP?"
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|
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"WAIT! LET ME LOOK FOR IT..."
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|
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(AFTER AN EXTENSIVE SEARCH OF HIS ROOM AND 5 MINS LATER...HE FINDS IT)
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"OK, I'M BOOTING IT UP NOW...HMMM..."
|
||
|
||
"OK, WHAT MODE ARE YOU IN?"
|
||
|
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"UM, MODE? MODE..HMM..OK..I'M IN MODE"
|
||
|
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"NO...WHAT MODE ARE YOU IN! ORIGINATE OR ANSWER?! LOOK AT THE TOP OF YOUR
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||
SCREEN. WHAT DOES IT SAY?"
|
||
|
||
"OH, OK..LOOKS LIKE IT SAYS 'ORG'"
|
||
|
||
"OK, I'LL BE IN ANSWER MODE THEN... ARE YOU READY TO RECEIVE?"
|
||
|
||
"YA, I JUST HIT [R] THEN RETURN AND ANOTHER RETURN? RIGHT?"
|
||
|
||
"YA...YA...YA...YOU READY?"
|
||
|
||
"YA...GO!"
|
||
|
||
(SUDDENLY HE SITS THERE AND CANNOT FIGURE OUT WHY IT DOES NOT INIT
|
||
THE DISK...SO HE PICKS UP THE PHONE)
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||
|
||
"HELLO! HEEELLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOO!!!"
|
||
|
||
(LOSES CARRIER AND THE PIRATE PICKS UP THE OTHER END)
|
||
|
||
"DUDE, WHAT HAPPENED?"
|
||
|
||
"THE DISK DIDNT INIT! IT JUST SAT THERE. I THINK I HAVE A BAD COPY
|
||
OF DISK-FER!"
|
||
|
||
"WAIT, WHAT KIND OF DOS ARE YOU USING?"
|
||
|
||
"DOS? WELL, I'M USING DAVID-DOS."
|
||
|
||
"OH BROTHER.." (CLICK)
|
||
|
||
ANOTHER SITUATION: A DIFFERENT LOSER HEARD ABOUT A BRAND NEW WARE OUT. HE
|
||
GOT LUCKY AND HAD SOMETHING NEW. THUS, HE CALLED A PIRATE AND ASKED FOR A
|
||
TRADE.YOU ONLY* GIVE ME WHAT NEW ONE THAT
|
||
CAN OUT THIS WEEK"
|
||
|
||
"AH, RIGHT DUDE.. WELL, CALL BACK IN AN HOUR OR SO..."
|
||
|
||
"WHAT? AN HOUR?! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!"
|
||
|
||
"LIKE MY GIRLFRIEND IS OVER.. YA KNOW"
|
||
|
||
"GIRLFRIEND? YUK!, YOU ARE A FOOL WASTING TIME LIKE DAT!"
|
||
|
||
(OBVIOUSLY A GLITTER CHILD)
|
||
|
||
"CHILL OUT, AND CALL BACK IN ONE HOUR"
|
||
|
||
"DUH, OTAY"
|
||
|
||
30 MINS LATER...
|
||
|
||
"YA READY?"
|
||
|
||
"I SAID ONE HOUR! YOU HAVE 30 MINS TO GO YET [LOSER!] (HE SAYS IN HIS MIND)"
|
||
|
||
"OH, MY WATCH MUST BE FAST..."
|
||
|
||
30 MORE MINS LATER...
|
||
|
||
"OK, NOW AN HOUR HAS PASSED, I HAVE MY CATSEND ALL READY TA GO!"
|
||
|
||
"OK, OK, OK, OK.. LET ME GET MINE OUT" .... I'M READY, I'LL SEND YOU THIS
|
||
FIRST"
|
||
|
||
"SOUND OKEY DOKEY TO ME.. LETS GO!"
|
||
|
||
"READY? BYE.."
|
||
|
||
AFTER THE TRANSFER...
|
||
|
||
"HEY, AWESOME THAT ONLY TOOK 21 MINS AND 18 SECONDS! I COUNTED! WOW THATS
|
||
COOL!"
|
||
|
||
"YOU ACTUALLY SAT THERE WATCHING THE SCREEN COUNTING HOW LONG IT TOOK?"
|
||
|
||
"YA, OF COURSE! WHAT ELSE IS THERE TO DO? OK, YA READY FER THIS NEW AWESOME
|
||
WARE I HAVE?"
|
||
|
||
"YA, I S'POSE...I'M READY TO RECIEVE..."
|
||
|
||
"OK, HERE GOOOOOOOOOOEESSSSS!!!"
|
||
|
||
"OK, LATER..."
|
||
|
||
AFTER THE TRANSFER...
|
||
|
||
"HEY, DUDE. HELLO? YO!"
|
||
|
||
(OBVIOUSLY THE LOSER FORGOT ABOUT THE TRANSFER AND CAUGHT THE ICE CREAM
|
||
MAN BEFORE HE TURNED THE CORNER...)
|
||
|
||
THE PIRATE BOOTS UP THE PROGRAM HE GOT FROM THE LOSE...
|
||
|
||
"SHIT, WHAT A JOKE! THE LOSER SENT ME HIS CATSEND DISK! (ARRGHH...)"
|
||
|
||
---------------------------------------
|
||
|
||
THESE WERE ACTUALLY CONVERSATIONS AND SITUATIONS AS MENTIONED BEFORE) THAT
|
||
PEOPLE HAD WITH LOSERS. THERE WERE A LOT MORE BUT THIS FILE IS GETTING
|
||
RATHER BIG. IT IS TO POINT OUT THE AMOUNT OF STUPIDITY THERE IS IN THIS
|
||
WORLD. GRANTED, PEOPLE ARE HUMAN, AND ITS REASONABLE THAT THEY CAN MAKE SOME
|
||
MISTAKES. BUT THERE IS A LINE BETWEEN MISTAKES AND PURE STUPIDITY, THUS I
|
||
MADE THIS FILE TO POINT THAT OUT. THERE WILL SOMEDAY BE A PART ][ TO
|
||
THIS. AS ALWAYS THERE WILL BE ANOTHER GENERATION OF LOSERS.
|
||
|
||
ANY LOSER THAT DOES GET OFFENDED BY THE MATERIAL WITHIN THIS FILE SHOULD REALIZ
|
||
E
|
||
THAT'S WHY YOU'RE IN IT!
|
||
|
||
THANX TO THESE PEOPLE FOR THEIR IDEAS AND HELP:
|
||
|
||
THE WAREZIRD
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APPLE AVENGER
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THE CRACKON
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RABID RASTA
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APPLE REBEL
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APPLE BANDIT
|
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CTRL RESET
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BLACK KAT
|
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|
||
AND ANY OTHERS THAT I FORGOT TSHIT!
|
||
|
||
|
||
DAMN!
|
||
|
||
GIFUCK!THIS SUCKS
|
||
|
||
I KNOW,
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||
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|
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