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WASHINGTON 1986/87 ATTORNEY SEASON AND BAG LIMITS
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1300.01 GENERAL
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1. Any person with a valid Washington State hunting
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license may harvest attorneys.
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2. Taking of attorneys with traps or deadfalls is
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permitted. The use of currency as bait is prohibited.
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3. Killing of attorneys with a vehicle is prohibited. If
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accidentally struck, remove dead attorney to roadside and proceed
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to nearest car wash.
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4. It is unlawful to chase, herd, or harvest attorneys
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from a snow machine, helicopter, or aircraft.
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5. It shall be unlawful to shout "whiplash", "ambulance",
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or "free Perrier" for the purpose of trapping attorneys.
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6. It shall be unlawful to hunt attorneys within 100 yards
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of BMW dealerships.
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7. It shall be unlawful to use cocaine, young boys, $100
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bills, prostitutes, or vehicle accidents to attract attorneys.
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8. It shall be unlawful to hunt attorneys within 200 yards
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of courtrooms, law libraries, whorehouses, health spas, gay bars,
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ambulances, or hospitals.
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9. If an attorney is elected to government office, it
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shall be a felony to hunt, trap, or possess it.
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10. Stuffed or mounted attorneys must have a state health
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department inspection for AIDS, rabies, and vermin.
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11. It shall be illegal for a hunter to disguise himself as
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a reporter, drug dealer, pimp, female legal clerk, sheep,
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accident victim, bookie, or tax accountant for the purpose of
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hunting attorneys.
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BAG LIMITS
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1. Yellow Bellied Sidewinder 2
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2. Two-faced Tort Feasor 1
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3. Back-stabbing Divorce Litigator 4
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4. Small-breasted Ball Buster (Female only) 3
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5. Big-mouthed Pub Gut 2
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6. Honest Attorney EXTINCT
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7. Cut-throat 2
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8. Back-stabbing Whiner 2
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9. Brown-nosed Judge Kisser 2
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10. Silver-tongued Drug Defender $100 BOUNTY
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11. Hairy-assed Civil Libertarian 7
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