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The following is blantantly stolen from Mel Brooks. In the real version,
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he break-dances with sexy SS cadetts.
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Well hi there people, you know me,
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I used to run a little joint called Joimany.
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I was number one, the people's choice,
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and eveybody listened to mah mighty voice!
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My name is Adolph, I'm on the mike,
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I'm gonna hip ya to the story,
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of the new third Reich.
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It all began down in Munich town
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and pretty soon the word started gettin around.
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So I said to Martin Boehmann, I said "Hey Marty!
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Why dont we throw a little Nazi party?"
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So we had an election,
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well kinda sorta,
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and before you knew it,
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Hello, new Order!
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To all the little muddars in the fadder land,
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I said "Achtung, baby!" I got me a plan.
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Dey said "What you got, Adolph, What you gonna do?"
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I said "How about this one, World War Two!"
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I said "Heil, Heil! Siegity Heil!"
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I'm gonna stick it unto em, sinbolic style.
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I drunk wine on the Rhine with the finest ladies,
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then did it in the back of my black Mercedes.
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With your boots in black and your shirt in brown,
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get back Jack, you can't get down!
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Soon all the little countries they began to fall,
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Ya better believe, we was havin a ball.
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Denmark, Belgium, France, and Poland,
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da troops were rockin and the tanks were rollin!
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We was on a roll, we couldn't loose,
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then came D-Day, the birth of the blues.
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People all around me started swallowing pills,
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lets face it folks, we was goin down the hill.
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So I grabbed a blonde, and a case of beer,
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and said "The Russians are comin,
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lets get out of here!"
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So you say I had a poor demeanor,
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got me a one-way ticket to Argentina*.
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* For those of you not in the know, Hitler is 100 years old and living
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in the mountains of Argentina (Just read the Enquirier! :-) )
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I think this is pretty close to the real version. Email me if you think
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otherwise. If you happen to find this offensive, thats your problem!
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Extra strength asbestos nuclear powered flame shield: ON.
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