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51 lines
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Hierachy Of A Business.
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BOSS:
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Leaps tall buildings in a single bound.
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Is more powerful than a locomotive.
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Is faster than a speeding bullet.
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Walks on water.
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Gives policy to God.
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ESTIMATOR:
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Leaps short buildings in a single bound.
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Is more powerful than a shunting engine.
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Is just as fast as a speeding bullet.
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Walks on water if sea is calm.
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Talks with God.
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ENGINEER:
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Leaps short buildings with a running start and favourable winds.
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Is almost as powerful as a shunting engine.
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Can shoot a speeding bullet.
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Walks on water in an indoor swimming pool.
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Talks with God if special request is approved.
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PROJECT MANAGER:
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Makes high marks on the walls when trying to leap tall buildings.
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Is run over by locomotives.
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Can sometimes handle a gun without inflicting self injury.
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Dog-paddles.
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Talks to walls.
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SUPERINTENDENT:
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Runs into buildings.
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Recognises locomotives two out of three times.
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Is not issued with ammunition.
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Can stay afloat with a life jacket.
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Argues with himself.
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PROJECT OFFICE MANAGER:
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Falls over doorsteps when trying to enter buildings.
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Says `Look at the choo-choo.'
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Wets himself with a water pistol.
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Plays in mud puddles.
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Loses arguements against himself.
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THE SECRETARY:
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Lifts buildings and walks under them.
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Kicks locomotives off the tracks.
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Catches speeding bullets in her teeth and eats them.
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Freezes water with a single glance.
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She is God.
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