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68 lines
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CHILDREN'S BOOKS YOU'LL NEVER SEE
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"Pop! Goes The Hamster....And Other Great Microwave Games"
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"You Were an Accident"
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"Strangers Have the Best Candy"
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"The Little Sissy Who Snitched"
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"Some Kittens Can Fly!"
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"Getting More Chocolate on Your Face"
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"Where Would You Like to Be Buried?"
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"Kathy Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her"
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"The Attention Deficit Disorder Association's Book of Wild Animals of
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North Amer- Hey! Let's Go Ride Our Bikes!"
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"All Dogs Go to Hell"
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"The Kids' Guide to Hitchhiking"
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"When Mommy and Daddy Don't Know the Answer, They Say God Did It"
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"Garfield Gets Feline Leukemia"
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"What Is That Dog Doing to That Other Dog?"
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"Why Can't Mr. Fork and Ms. Electrical Outlet Be Friends?"
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"Bi-Curious George"
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"Daddy Drinks Because You Cry"
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"Mister Policeman Eats His Service Revolver"
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"You Are Different and That's Bad"
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"Dad's New Wife Timothy"
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"Testing Homemade Parachutes Using Only Your Household Pets"
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"The Hardy Boys, the Barbie Twins, and the Vice Squad"
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"Babar Meets the Taxidermist"
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"Curious George and the High-Voltage Fence"
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"The Boy Who Died from Eating All His Vegetables"
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"Start a Real-Estate Empire With the Change From Your Mom's Purse"
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"The Pop-up Book of Human Anatomy"
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"Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will"
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"The Care Bears Maul Some Campers and are Shot Dead"
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"How to Become The Dominant Military Power In Your Elementary School"
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"Controlling the Playground: Respect through Fear"
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