51 lines
1.7 KiB
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51 lines
1.7 KiB
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The Toilet-Chain Letter
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Dear Sir or Madam;
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This letter is being sent to you, for we know that you are
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critically interested in your lawn.
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The Spring season is almost upon us, so I would like to tell
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you about our little club.
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This is a fertilizer club and it will not cost you a cent to
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join. Upon reciept of this letter, go to the address at the top
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of the list below and shit on the front lawn. You will not be
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the only one there, so don't be a bit embarrassed.
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After having done that, make five copies of this letter and
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send them to five of your friends who appreciate good lawns. You
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will not get any money or checks, but within just one week, if
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this chain is not broken, there will be 9.126 people shitting on
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your front lawn. Your reward will come next Spring when you will
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have the greenest lawn in the neighborhood.
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Mr. Harry Butt Mr. & Mrs. Took a Fissik
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236 Corn Cob Alley 724 Running Loose Ln.
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Wipeout, Wis. Cuttoff, Conn.
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Mrs. Windy Ayers Mr. Smelly B. Hind
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1422 Enema Dr. 476 Diarrhea Way
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Freely, Tx. Airhoot, Ok.
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Mr. P.U. Sniffer Mr. Howie Farts
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#2 Suppository Ln. 286 Fertilizer Way
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Whistle Britches, Pa. Sniffensmell, Ok.
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DO NOT BREAK THIS CHAIN!! One man didn't give a shit and
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lost his entire lawn.
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If you are constipated, pass this on to a neighbor.
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Sincerely,
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Mr. B.M. Blaster
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-/Vuarnet International/-
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617/527.oo91
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24oo-16.8k HST/V32bis |