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====== Top 10 Reasons ======
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Why Beer Is Better Than Jesus
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10. No one will kill you for not drinking Beer.
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9. Beer doesn't tell you how to have sex.
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8. Beer has never caused a major war.
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7. They don't force Beer on minors who can't think for themselves.
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6. When you have a Beer, you don't knock on people's doors trying to
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give it away.
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5. Nobody's ever been burned at the stake, hanged, or tortured over his
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brand of Beer.
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4. You don't have to wait 2000+ years for a second Beer.
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3. There are laws saying Beer labels can't lie to you.
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2. You can prove you have a Beer.
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1. If you've devoted your life to Beer, there are groups to help you
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stop.
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