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<:> <:>
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<:> T H E R E A L R U G G I E ' S <:>
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<:> ~~~~~~~ <:>
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<:> G U I D E ! <:>
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<:> <:>
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<:> Written by Major Havoc <:>
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<:> <:>
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<:> Arrakis - 612/561-0939 <:>
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Yes, here it is, The Real ruggie's guide. 'Why in the hell did I make
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this?', you ask yourself. It's very simple. You see, there are many people
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out there who have no idea what a ruggie is, and there seems to be a
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large number of them since Christmas (when santa claws brings them their
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modem). So, here for your enjoyment..
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-]-]-]-]-]-]-]-]-
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[/BBSing:\]
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Real Ruggies have Networkers and like them.
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Real Ruggies think a 'Cat' is a furry animal.
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Real Ruggies don't know that AE and Ascii Express are the same thing.
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Real Ruggies have aliases like 'Dr. Ace', 'Zero G',(Insert dickshit here), 'The
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Baby' or 'The Enforcer', or use their real names.
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Real Ruggies hang up when you pick up the phone (Voice).
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Real Ruggies post 10-20 messages all on the same board, all in the same day, an
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d wonders why the sysop gets pissed.
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Ruggies page the sysop at 3AM, and wonder why the sysop gets mad.
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Real Ruggies put asterics in their swear words.
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Real ruggies call up an AE line with their term prog and blame the reason it wo
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n't work right on the AE line.
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Real Ruggies call a BBS outside of hours and bitch at the sysop for not having
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it up.
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Real ruggies use the 'k-' prefix all the time (k-k00l, k-bye, k-mart)
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Real ruggies think Anoka RBBS and Duh Crib are 'k-k00l' boards.
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Real ruggies waste 12 sectors of disk space on text graphics and trick bacspace
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s.
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Real Ruggies use 110 baud.
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Real Ruggies type at 10 characters per minute.
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Real Ruggies run a ruggie bbs off of unmodified GBBS or NetWorks II.
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Real Ruggies say they don't phreak/hack because 'they may get arrested and sent
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to prison'.
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Real Ruggies start those loser pirate groups (Pirate's Inc., NPA, etc.)
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Real ruggies always stay for the maximum time limit, and call the maximum numbe
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r of calls per day, right in a row.
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Real Ruggies never give their real number when they log-on, but post messages o
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n the boards saying 'Call me at xxx-xxxx, ask for Lester Cosworth' and wonder w
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hy he's getting all these calls at 3:00 am.
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Real Ruggies think 'Boxing' is a sport where you hit people.
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Real ruggies put after their name 'Non-MPG/Non-NDC/Non-Thought Police' when we
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all know they wouldn't be let into those groups anyway because they are such lo
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sers.
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Real Ruggies use someone elses alias and say thay had it first.
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Real Ruggies think '99E99' is the most awesome thing since shrinky-dinks.
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Real Ruggies leave feedback asking for higher access, to be in a 'k-k00l' club
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or demand to be co-sysop.
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Real ruggies think an Auto-dialer is something on a car phone.
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Real ruggies e-mail all the users of a board asking 'Be an E-mail pen pal' or '
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What is a 'Ware'?' or 'Are these new warezz?' and follow with a string of archa
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ic relics for wares.
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Real ruggies have a logo that takes up 15-20 lines and has backspaces up the as
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s.
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Real Ruggies try to be recognized by doing dumb things, or ragging on cool peop
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le for no reason whatsoever.
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Real Ruggies bitch about charging for higher access and say they'll never come
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back to that board again, but they do anyways..
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-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-
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[\Sysoping../]
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Real Ruggies ask others to fix their board because they don't know basic, and a
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re 'Learning Assembly and Machine Language' like they were 2 different things.
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Real ruggies pronounce sysop SY-sop.
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Real Ruggies always say 'I've ordered a Hard drive, but it's in the mail' or 'T
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he H-drive is on the way.' and other bullshit like that.
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_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_
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{-The Latest Warezz:-}
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Real Ruggies like to play Gorgon or Sabotage.
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Real Ruggies say 'I have Ultima IV, but I won't distribute it right away' or th
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at they have all these NEW warezz that havn't even been made yet.
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Real Ruggies post 'I have' messages and really don't have.
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Real Ruugies use CopyA for copying disks.
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Real Ruggies are offended by what's in text files.
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+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+
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|=|Lifestyles:|=|
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Real Ruggies wear rags, horn rimmed glasses, and have greasy hair.
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Real ruggies are under 15 and have voices like a 6 yr. old with nasal problems.
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Real ruggies ride bikes with reflectors all over it and straws on the spokes.
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Real Ruggies aren't interested in girls.
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Real Ruggies hate rock and like those moldy songs from the 20's and 30's.
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Real Ruggies are constantly with their computer, like they're attatched to it.
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Real ruggies eat Mr. T cereal.
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=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-
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Well, it's about time I quit. Well, I hope you enjoyed this file, and be
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ready, because another one (Not neccessarily by me) will be written
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soon, because there's a loser born every minute..especially after
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Christmas...
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