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48 lines
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Real Engineers...
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Real Engineers consider themselves well dressed if their socks match
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Real Engineers buy their spouses a set of matched screw- drivers for their
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birthday.
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Real Engineers wear moustaches or beards for "efficiency". Not because they're
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lazy.
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Real engineers have a non-technial vocbulary of 800 words.
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Real Engineers think a "biting wit" is their fox terrier.
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Real Engineers know the second law of thermodynamics - but not their own shirt
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size.
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Real Engineers repair their own cameras, telephones, tele- visions, watches,
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and automatic transmissions.
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Real Engineers say "It's 70 degrees Farenheit, 25 degrees Celius, and 298
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degrees Kelvin" and all you say is "Isn't it a nice day"
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Real Engineers give you the feeling you're having a con- versation with a dail
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tone or busy signal.
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Real Engineers wear badges so they don't forget who they are. Sometimes a note
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is attached saying "Don't offer me a ride today. I drove my own car".
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Real Engineers' politics run towards acquiring a parking space with their
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name on it and an office with a window.
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Real Engineers know the "ABC's of Infrared" from A to B.
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Real Engineers rotate their tires for laughs.
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Real Engineers will make four sets of drawings (with seven revisions) before
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making a bird bath.
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Real Engineers' briefcases contain a Philips screwdriver, a copy of "Quantum
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Physics", and a half of a peanut butter sandwich.
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Real Engineers don't find the above at all funny.
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-- Anonymous --
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