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>: ______ How to be ______ :<
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<: \ \\ an \ \\ :>
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>: ----\- Anarchist ----\- :<
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<: \ \ --------- \ \ :>
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By The Highwayman and The $muggler
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Written between 1:12:38.61am
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and 4:19:54.12am
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| This text phile is dedicated to all |
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| the so called wanna be Anarchists". |
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| This text file is meant as a guide |
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| for those beginning in the art of |
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| terrorism. |
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We have decided to be considered real at all, you must be over 15.
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Real Anarchist skate ramps.
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Real Anarchists watch David Letterman.
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Real Anarchists wanna fuck and then kill Madonna.
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Real Anarchists like the Dead Kennedys.
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Real Anarchists hate Smurfs.
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Real Anarchists don't give shit how they spell.
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Real Anarchists kill cats.
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Real Anarchists know how to program.
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Real Anarchists don't threaten to kick some luzers ass, they merely blow up
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the whole god damn city.
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Real Anarchists hate the President.
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Corollary: Real Anarchists say "Fuck the government"
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Real Anarchists puke on breakers.
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Real Anarchists have memorized the text file "How to build a Nuclear Warhead
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from Basic Kitchen Ingrediants in 10 Easy Steps"
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Real Anarchists write poems.
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Corollary: Only The Highwayman writes true Anarchist poetry.
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Real Anarchists live within the 8 mile blast zone surrounding all major
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cities.
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Real Anarchists smoke frogs.
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Real Anarchists drink motor oil.
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Real Anarchists handles never include the word "ANARCHY" in them.
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Real Anarchists know that Sid Vicios is alive and well.
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Real Anarchists have had parents at one time or another.
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Real Anarchists spike thier hair.
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Real Anarchists dress like Yogi Bear.
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Real Anarchists stay up till 4 in the morning. Corollary: Real Anarchists
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sleep until 2 in the after noon.
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Real Anarchists have color monitors so they can get the best effects when they
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play Nuke War.
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Real Anarchists dress like Johnny Rotten.
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Real Anarchists piss on headbangers.
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Real Anarchists slam dance.
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Real Anarchists don't give a shit what people think of they're text philes.
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Real Anarchists wanna nuke chicks that wear flourescents.
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Real Anarchists don't give a shit!
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\\_ _ _ /\\__|A Highwayman|__________
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| / ___| $muggler |__________\
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|\_\_\_\\ \__|Presentation|__________/
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