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/` ANARCHIST'S : `/
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/` `/
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`/ What a Bunch of Pussies!! `/
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`/ `/
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`/ Written by a pissed Pirate `/
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`/ Mr. Curious `/
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`/ `/
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Anarchists, you know, those typical social loosers out there, the ones
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who make the cheapest Text files of all. The whole Anarchists industry was
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sorta OK(?) at first, but then these loosers like Metal Comm. and Neon Knights
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jump in with their cheap Text and constantly making new ones of the same shit,
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just a diffrent Author or a few changes here and there. Well assholes, we're
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sick of it, and writing these so called 'Files' arent doing shit for you. You
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think making a file will actually make you some kind of Computer Star? Ha! You
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assholes fucked up and hey, we Pirates who save up for the 1200 and 2400 baud
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modems sit here and laugh in your Looser face. Hey you know why we save money
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to buy something faster? Cus we dont have the time to sit and stare at the
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fucking Monochrome Moniter for 24 hours aday. Shesh, give us a break, your
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files suck, and so do you! Why make something and get put down for it? Well who
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the fuck knows what kind of looser life you guys are in. And basically I made
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this Text to save your ass's from the trouble of looking like typical Loosers
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on the fucking modem, I mean hey, why be a looser in the modem world, and the
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reality at the same time? Ok get me on this? I hope so, I just hope I save a
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few of you out of the pitiful life you lead.
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Anarchists: Generally typical assholes who buy about 20 to 30 books and
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sit there all night making Text on everything from page to page. The general
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total looser in Anarchy are the 40 col. assholes, you know the ones with the
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Vics, Commodores, Atari's and so on. These guys I dont know if I can save them,
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I mean, any computer with a Cartridge slot you know its a piece of shit. As for
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you guys I suggest you buy an Apple asap!
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The ones with the Apples, well have some sort of problems I can say at
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the least. I dont know why, but for some reason Anarchists with the Apples
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must either niot be able to afford a good modem (Why? Not sure, it seems anyone
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who can afford an Apple sure as hell can buy a good modem). Anyways, these are
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easily spotted by the , usually, 80 col. Text. You guys have hope, buy a good
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modem and hey, your on your way to a good simple pirate life, or if not, I
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suggest you pay for the local Character Fight BBS and at least get to know some
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one, not some group who runs a sorry as board, that you know is probably
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mentally insane, like that faggot JR's AE in 313.
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Generalization of an Anarchists:
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Type about fifty files a day.
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Type the same file about 2 months later, while about 500 other Anarchists also
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made it.
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Has every Anarchists book that has ever been published, and has copied it onto
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about 100+ wasted disks, and keeps ever bit of them.
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Nevers leaves home on the weekends.
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Always, Im saying ALWAYS, puts this quote at the beginning of his Text, 'I nor
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my phukin Phriends gives a shit for the spelings on dis Phile, and Iph you Doez
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not like it, Den Phuck Yu.' And the PH for the F (visvera) are put all over
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the Friggin File. What a pittiful site it is.
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Posts the supposidly the 50 or so Cool Metal BBS's all over the file, and then
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runs out of space before he can type the damn thing, then the xxxx Part II must
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be put out immediatly.
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Usually gets on a good AE and posts this shit like 'God is a...' such and such.
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And then keeps it up until a Riot takes place and the whole AE goes down.
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Usually is not found on an AE/CF with a password needed to get on. I mean this
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is a very UNUSUAL Case.
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Never leaves his real Fone number cuse he doesnt want to gte momy and daddy
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mad at him becuase of the 500 or so Prank calls he got from when he logged
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onto his first Metal AE.
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Always must lie to make himself look cool, heres and example of what I mean,
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I saw this shit in the first Text I got:
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'Well me and Joe Blow, got so phuked up, we went and burnt the bitches
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house down. We had so much smoked that we was high, and it felt good, I mean
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we was seein all sorts a tings man, it was so bad, but de weed, it was real
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cool, I mean, we smoked it....'
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....and so on so on and so on. Until the whole File is filled with all
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about this Weed he smoked, which the asshole doesnt even know what a Quarter
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Bag is. Then xxxx Part ]I[ comes out.
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Anarchists pick their nose.
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Well thats it, could do more, but hey, is it worth it? Anyways, there
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you go, and I hope this file can Heal those losers and well, more life better
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for all of us. Anyways if you have any comments on this file, call Stalag 13
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[214] 253-8921 pw: STALAG, and, be sure to have 1200, you 300 users cant get
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on, we dont have time for 5 hours of 300 baud leeches to waste. Well just leave
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your comments to Mr. C , Volume 3 or 4. I might answer them might not. Thats
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it for now.
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Mr. C
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PS: Hackers are Pussies too! But, well thats another story.
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Call The Works BBS - 1600+ Textfiles! - [914]/238-8195 - 300/1200 - Always Open
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