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All men are mortal. Socrates was mortal. Therefore, all men are Socrates.
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As the poet said, "Only God can make a tree" -- probably because it's
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so hard to figure out how to get the bark on.
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Don't knock masturbation, it's sex with someone I love.
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Her figure described a set of parabolas that
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could cause cardiac arrest in a yak.
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It's not that I'm afraid to die.
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I just don't want to be there when it happens.
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Sex without love is an empty experience, but
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as empty experiences go, it's one of the best.
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The lion and the calf shall lie down together but
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the calf won't get much sleep.
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There are two types of people in this world, good and bad. The good
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sleep better, but the bad seem to enjoy the waking hours much more.
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To you I'm an atheist; to God, I'm the Loyal Opposition.
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When I was in school, I cheated on my metaphysics exam.
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I looked into the soul of the boy sitting next to me.
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"Without Feathers":
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What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists?
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In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet.
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Why does man kill? He kills for food. And not only food:
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frequently there must be a beverage.
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