textfiles/humor/JOKES/undergov.txt

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Son: "Dad, I have to do a special report for school. Can I
ask you a question?"
Father: "Sure son. What's the question?"
Son: "What is Politics?"
Father: "Well, let's take our home for an example. I am the
wage earner, so let's call me Capitalism. Your mother
is the administrator of money, so we'll call her
Government. We take care of your need, so let's call
you The People. We'll call the Maid The Working Class
and your brother we can call The Future.
Do you understand son?"
Son: "I'm not really sure, dad. I'll have to think about it."
That night awakened by his brother's crying, the boy went to see
what was wrong. Discovering that the baby had seriously soiled
his diaper, the boy went to his parents' room and found his
mother sound asleep. He went to the maid's room, where, peeking
through the keyhole, he saw his father and the maid, so the boy
returned to his room and went back to sleep.
The next morning he reported to his father.
Son: "Dad, now I think I understand what politics is."
Father: "Good son! Can you explain it to me in your own words?"
Son: "Well Dad, while Capitalism is screwing the Working
Class, Government is sound asleep, the People are being
completely ignored and the Future is full of shit."