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19 lines
878 B
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A man was having problems with premature ejaculation so he decided to go
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to the doctor. He asked the doctor what he could do to cure his problem.
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In response, the doctor said, "When you feel like you are getting ready to
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ejaculate, try startling yourself."
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That same day the man went to the store and bought himself a starter pistol.
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All excited to try this suggestion, he ran home to his wife. At home,
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he found his wife was in bed, naked and waiting. As the two began, they
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found themselves in the 69 position. The man, moments later, felt the sudden
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urge to ejaculate and fired the starter pistol.
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The next day, the man went back to the doctor. The doctor asked, "How
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did it go?" The man answered, "Not that well... when I fired the
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pistol, my wife shit on my face, bit 3 inches off my penis and my neighbor came
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out of the closet with his hands in the air!"
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