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34 lines
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WHAT IF DR. SUESS WROTE TECHNICAL MANUALS?:
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If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port,
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And the bus is interrupted as a very last resort,
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And the address of the memory makes your floppy disk abort,
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Then the socket packet pocket has an error to report.
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If your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash,
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And the double-clicking icons put your window in the trash,
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And your data is corrupted 'cause the index doesn't hash,
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Then your situation's hopeless, and your system's gonna crash!
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If the label on your cable on the gable at your house,
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Says the network is connected to the button on your mouse,
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But your packets want to tunnel to another protocol,
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That's repeatedly rejected by the printer down the hall.
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And your screen is all distorted by the side effects of gauss,
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So your icons in the window are as wavy as a souse,
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Then you may as well reboot and go out with a bang,
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'Cause as sure as I'm a poet, the sucker's gonna hang!
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When the copy of your floppy's getting sloppy on the disk,
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And the microcode instructions cause unnecessary RISC,
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Then you have to flash your memory and you'll want to RAM your ROM,
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Quickly turn off your computer and be sure to tell your mom!
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"Because E-mail can be altered electronically, the integrity of
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this communication cannot be guaranteed. Any spelling or typo errors
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were probably caused by the network."
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