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THE CANONICAL LIST OF SORORITY GIRL JOKES
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What does a sorority girl put behind her ears to make her more attractive?
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Her ankles.
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What is the difference between a sorority girl and a bowling ball?
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You can only put three fingers in a bowling ball.
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You could eat a bowling ball if you had to.
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You can't fit a sorority girl inside a bowling ball.
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How are a sorority girl and a bowling ball alike?
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You can pick them up, stick your fingers in them, and throw them in
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the gutter and they always come back for more.
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What is the difference between sorority girls and hookers ?
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Sorority girls cost less per score.
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What is the difference between a sorority girl and an elephant?
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About 40 lbs.
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How do you equalize the two?
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Feed the elephant.
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What's the first thing a sorority girl does in the morning?
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Walks home.
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What's the difference between a sorority girl and the Titanic?
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Only 1500 went down on the Titanic.
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How can you tell if a sorority girl has achieved orgasm?
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She drops her nail file.
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What's a sorority girl's favorite wine?
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"Daaadddy, I want to go to mi-ammmmi."
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What do you get when you cross a sorority girl with an ape?
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Don't know. There is only so much an ape can be forced to do...
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Why is a sorority girl like a door knob?
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'Cause everyone gets a turn.
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How do you get a sorority girl in your bed?
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Grease her hips so she'll fit through the door and throw a twinkie on
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the bed.
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Did you hear about the new sorority girl doll?
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You put a ring on her finger and her hips expand.
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A sorority girl was hitch-hiking along an empty desert highway. After
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five or six cars had passed her without even slowing down, she decided she
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really wanted out of there. She decided the quickest way to get someone's
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gang. The gang spotted her, and acted quickly. They drug her off into
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a side canyon and gang-dressed her.
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What's the difference between sorority girls and garbage?
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Garbage gets taken out once a week.
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What do you call 100 sorority girls sun-bathing on a beach in Cuba?
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Bay of Pigs.
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What do you call a sorority girl hang-glider festival?
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Multiple total eclipses.
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What is a sorority girl's mating call...
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"I'm soooo drunk, I'm sooooo drunk!"
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What is the difference between a sorority girl and a toilet?
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After you use a toilet it doesn't follow you around for three days.
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What do you get when cross a lawyer with a sorority girl??
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Nothing. There are some things a sorority girl won't do.
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I don't know, but it sure enjoys screwing people.
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I don't know, but when it sucks your cock, it does't stop until it
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gets blood.
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