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From the Poor Boys BBS
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Kingsport, TN
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615-239-3073
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120 Meg.
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1200-2400-9600 w/HST
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AT/286
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Running latest PCBoard software
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28 Doors
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The best and latest files.
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Public and subscription nodes.
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The following is from a Poor Boy door.
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+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
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Nobody goes there anymore, its too crowded....
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No purchase required, details inside package.
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Bad luck is being run over by the welcome wagon.
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Bless you, and the horse you rode in on.
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First they take your money, then your clothes.
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Not all the cookies are in the jar.
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Virtue is its own revenge.
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How you look depends a lot on where you go.
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Breeding rabbits is a hare raising experience.
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All requests for sick leave must be approved two weeks in advance.
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Never go to sea with two chronometers, take one or three.
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The generation of random numbers is too important to be left to chance.
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Nice guys get sick.
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A fool wants to be king. A wise man wonders if he can handle the job.
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Murphy's Golden Rule:
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Whoever has the gold makes the rules.
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I must hurry, for there they go and I am their leader.
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Ahead warp factor one, Mr. Sulu.
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But Captain--the engines can't take this much longer!
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We'll pivot at warp 2 and bring all tubes to bear, Mr. Sulu.
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Schopenhauer named envy and sympathy as the characteristics that
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are responsible for the main difference in people, stating that envy
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created a wall between people and sympathy negated any barrier.
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Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie!' till
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you can find a rock.
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I must hurry, for there they go and I am their leader.
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He "May I kiss you?"
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She "Heavens, another amateur!"
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He "Hi Mabel, may I come over tonight?" She "Sure John, Come on over".
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He "This is not John" She "This is not Mabel, either".
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Baby stork, "Mama, where did I come from?"
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When you are in a peach orchard, don't look for turnips.
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Customer "I would like to try on that suit in the window"
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Salesman "Sorry sir, you will have to use the dressing room"
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Well if you need me, I'll call you........and
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If I want your opinion, I'll give it to you...
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For those that like that kind of book,
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That is the kind of book they will like...
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You might as well fall flat on your face as lean too far backward.
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The beatings will continue until moral improves.
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Misfortunes one can endure - they come from outside, they
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are accidents. But to suffer for one's own faults - Ah!
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there is the sting of life.
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Tell the truth and run.
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I have tried relaxing but somehow I
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just feel better all up-tight.
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Pharmaceutical companies have it made. You have to take their vitamins
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so you can open their medicine bottles.
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You have to wonder about any period in history in which people are
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saying that God is dead and Elvis is alive.
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Trying to sell a product you have never used
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is like trying to sell a belief you have never believed in.
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His taw is a little out of round.
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His fork only has one tong.
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He has been upset ever since he found out there was no Santa Claus.
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An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile, hoping it will eat him last.
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Have a nice day - void where prohibited.
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Acoustic Used to play pool.
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Denial: A river in Egypt.
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Buccaneer: The price of corn.
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Ah well, they say its not as bad as they say it is......
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People have one thing in common: they are all different.
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Classified add: For Sale: Man's suit, perfect fit......
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"Have you lived in this village all your life?"
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"No, not yet."....
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A closed mouth catches no feet.
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He that falls in love with himself will have no rivals.
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I know the sun don't shine on the same dogs *** all the time,
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But I have been in the shade for years......
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As you walk through the great pasturefield of life..........
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He's so dumb he thinks cheerios are doughnut seeds!
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Conceit is a pain killer for stupidity.....
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Maybe it was something your mother took during pregnacy.........
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Size and color will vary....
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Fascinating Captain.
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I have made no undetected errors...
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People have one thing in common, all are different
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Courage isn't haveing the strength to go on -
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it's going on when you don't have the strength.
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Life is a s--t sandwich and on bad days you get no bread.
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Never joke with the ignorant. They take it serious and think you're crazy.
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There are four stages of senility:
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1. You forget peoples names. 2. You forget their faces.
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3. You forget to zip up. 4. You forget to zip down.
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Hoocccckkk Ptewieee sputttt pfsttt hack hack
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80% success, most of the time......
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Now this won't hurt a bit....
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Trust me, I know how how this works....
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The nicest thing he ever did was to mumble "I'm sorry"
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when he flicked ashes in my coffee...
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Become a millionaire, send $1.00 for details...
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Are you angry Mabel? ... ... ... Hey, Mabel...
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You are the winner of one of these prizes...
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Better than counting your years......
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is making all your years count.
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Eat well, exercise, and die anyway.
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The tweeters are all burned out....
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Why don't they make an electric battery... ?
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What the world needs is an electric match.
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Jack, "You have interrupted me seventeen times."
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Jill, "That's no way to carry on a conversation,
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counting the interruptions."
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Failure to plan on your part does not
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constitute an emergency on my part.
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Meets Government specs, if any are applicable.
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Everywhere is walking distance, if you have the time.
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Part of the happiness of life consists not in fighting battles.......
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but in avoiding them.
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A masterly retreat is in itself a victory.
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Peace is not the absence of conflict but the ability to
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cope with it.
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You can observe a lot by just watching.
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For sale: 1/2 piece of mountain climbing rope - cheap.
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Examine the contents, not the bottle.
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What is mine is mine, yours is negotiable.
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Too few of the bucks stop here.
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We all knew Ollie wouldn't do no time ....
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I can resist everything except temptation.
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I'll have a donut and buttermilk, please.
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The registered copy don't work either?
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Compliments of Ron Herring (Sysop) and William Watkins.
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