94 lines
4.6 KiB
Plaintext
94 lines
4.6 KiB
Plaintext
Pickup Lines
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1. That dress would look great on the floor next to my bed.
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2. Do you want to see something swell?
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3. Hey babe...do you realize that my mouth can generate over 750 psi?
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4. Drop 'em!
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5. What do you like for breakfast?
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6. Excuse me. Do you want to fuck or should I apologize?
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7. Wanna fuck like bunnies?
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8. Say, did we go to different schools together?
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9. Why don't you come over here, sit on my lap and we'll talk about the
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first thing that pops up?
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10. I had a friend who used to hand out phone cards that said:
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"Smile if you want to sleep with me."
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And watch them try to hold back their laugh.
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11. Hi, my name is {name}, how do you like me so far?
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12. Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?
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13. Would you like to dance or should I go fuck myself again?
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14. Hey baby, let's go make some babies.
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15. At the office copy machine. "Reproducing eh?" "Can I help?"
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16. Would you like Gin and platonic or do you prefer Scotch and sofa?
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17. I think we have to make love on the front lawn like crazed weasels
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NOW!
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18. Hey babe...can you suck a golf ball thru 50 feet of garden hose?
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19. Hey babe...can you suck start a Harley?
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20. Motion with your finger for a girl to come over.
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When she gets there say, "I knew if I fingered you long enough you
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would cum."
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21. Hey babe, how about a pizza and a fuck?
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HEY! What's wrong, don't you like pizza?
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22. A women asks, "Excuse me, do you have the time?"
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You: "Do you have the energy?"
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23. Hey babe, wanna get LUCKY!?
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24. Say mother, want another? (if she has kids)
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25. Bond. James Bond.
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26. Do you spit or swallow?
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27. You look like the type of girl that has heard every line in the
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book. So what's one more?
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28. Your place or mine?
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29. Nice shoes, wanna fuck?
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30. You have some nice jewelry. It would look great on my nightstand.
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31. Would you like to have morning coffee with me?
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32. Your face or MINE!?
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33. "Are you ready to go home yet?"
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34. If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?
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35. When she asks, for a match. How about the hair on my head and the
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hair between your legs?
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36. Nice tits. Mind if I feel them?
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37. I love you. I want to marry you. Now fuck my brains out.
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38. Forget that! Playing doctor is for kids! Let's play gynecologist.
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39. Wanna play carnival? You sit on my face and I guess how much you weigh.
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40. I wanna floss with your pubic hair.
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41. I'm on fire. Can I run through your sprinkler?
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42. I'd look good on you.
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43. Excuse me, have I fucked you yet?
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44. I'd give you a piece of my mind, but I have more of something else.
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45. I would kill or die to make love to you.
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46. Sex is a killer...want to die happy?
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47. I love every bone in your body - especially mine.
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48. Hi, I make more money than you can spend.
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49. HI! Can I buy you a car?
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50. NOW, BITCH!
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51. Fancy a fuck?
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52. My face is leaving in 10 minutes. Be on it.
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53. Should I call you in the morning or nudge you?
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54. I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?
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55. Fuck me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Gretchen?
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56. I'm Irish. Do you have any Irish in you? Would you like some?
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56. Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone stole the stars from the
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sky and put them in your eyes.
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57. Look at the tag in her shirt and say:
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"I want to see if you were really made in heaven."
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58. Do I know you from somewhere, because I don't recognize you with
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your clothes on?
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59. You got nice breasts, but what color are your nipples? Brown or
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Pink?
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60. Do you mind if I ask you a personal question?
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Have you ever had your belly-button licked?...(Yes)...From the inside?
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61. Your legs must be tired because you've been running through my mind
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all night.
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62. If your right leg was Christmas and your left leg was Easter, would
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you let me spend some time up between the holidays?
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63. Hi, how are you?
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64. Do you have a mirror in your pocket? (Why?) 'Cause I could see
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myself in your pants.
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65. Really like your peaches, wanna shake your tree.
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66. Hi, my name is {name}, I like peanut butter, wanna fuck?
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67. I am a magical being, take off your bra.
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68. Hey baby, wanna go halves on a bastard?
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69. Do you know the essential difference between sex and conversation?
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(No.) Do you wanna go upstairs and talk.
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70. Hold out two fingers and say:
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"Why should a women masturbate with these two fingers?" (I don't
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know.) "'Cause they're mine sweetheart."
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