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36 lines
1.8 KiB
Plaintext
Subject: Aural exam
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There was this man who was in a horrible accident, and was injured.
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But the only permanent damage he suffered was the amputation of both
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of his ears. As a result of this "unusual" handicap, he was very
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self-conscious about his having no ears.
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Because of the accident, he recieved a large sum of money from the
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insurance company. It was always his dream to own his own business,
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so he decided with all this money he had, he now had the means to own
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a business. So he went out and purchased a small, but expanding
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computer firm. But he realized that he had no business knowledge at
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all, so he decided that he would have to hire someone to run the business.
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He picked out three top candidates, and interviewed each of them.
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The first interview went really well. He really liked this guy. His last
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question for this first candidate was "Do you notice anything unusual
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about me?" The guy said, "Now that you mention it, you have no ears."
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The man got really upset and threw the guy out.
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The second interview went even better than the first. This candidate was
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much more better than the first. Again, to conclude the interview,
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the man asked the same question again, "Do you notice anything unusual
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about me?" The guy also noticed, "Yes, you have no ears." The man
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was really upset again, and threw this second candidate out.
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Then he had the third interview. The third candidate was even better than
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the second, the best out of all of them. Almost certain that he
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wanted to hire this guy, the man once again asked, "Do you notice
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anything unusual about me?" The guy replied "Yeah, you are wearing
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contact lenses." Surprised, the man then asked "Wow! That's quite
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perceptive of you! How could you tell?" The guy answered "Easy. You
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can't wear eye glasses. You don't have any f*cking ears!"
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