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From GAMES Magazine, AUG/SEPT 89:
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From the Murphy Center for the Codification of Human and Organizational Law
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ACW's Theorems of Practical Physics - The volume times the frequency of the
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neighboring dog's bark is inversely proportional to the intelligence of its
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owner.
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Alicia's Discovery - When you move something to a more logical place, you
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only can remember where it used to be and your decision to move it.
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Beck's Political Law - A good slogan beats a good solution.
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Boyle's Laws - 1) The first pull on the cord will always send the drapes
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the wrong way. 2) Anything sore will be bumped more often.
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Dillon's Rule - The Soup-de-Jour is always cream of broccoli.
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Dolan's Law - If a person has had any connection with Harvard University
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or the state of Texas, he will find a way to make that known to you during
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the first ten minutes of your first conversation.
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Ehre's Laws of Double Doors - In approaching an entrance that has two doors,
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you will: 1) always enter the locked side; 2) Always pushed when you should
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have pulled (or vice-versa); 3) Always, even when the door says to push or
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pull, do the opposite 90% of the time.
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Grissom's Law - The smallest hole will eventually empty the largest
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container, unless it is made intentionally for drainage, in which case
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it will clog.
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(Henry) Kissenger's Discovery - The nice thing about being a celebrity is
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that when you bore people, they think it's their fault.
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McGregor's Revised Maxim - The shortest distance between two points is
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under construction.
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Morgan's Discovery - The average man is a little below average.
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N-1 Law - If you need four screws for a job, the first three will be
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easy to find.
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Nineteenth Hole Observation - The older I get, the better I used to be.
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Payack's Update - One hologram is worth 1,000,000,000 words.
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Tillinger's Rule - Moderation in all things, including moderation.
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Zeek's Discovery - The key to flexibility is indecision.
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