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23 lines
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(This was current 25 years ago in Montreal.)
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One very cold night, a young man dropped into the local
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brothel and the madam said, "You'll have to wait."
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"But there's lots of girls that aren't busy right now."
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"Yes, but several of the rooms are closed for repairs."
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"Listen, I'm pretty desparate. I don't need a room."
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So she takes his money and he goes upstairs with one of
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the staff and, after looking for a place to consummate the
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transaction, they decide to do it on the roof. But it's a
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very cold night, and they freeze to death and fall to the
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sidewalk. A passing drunk looks them over, staggers to the
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door, and knocks.
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"Go away!" says the madam. "We don't allow drunks in here!"
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"I don't want in," says the drunk. "I just wanted to tell
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you that your sign fell down."
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