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68 lines
1.5 KiB
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```````` IF YOU LOVE SOMEONE: '''''''''
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The Original Version (appears in the movie "indecent proposal" , too)
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If you love someone,
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Set her free...
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If she comes back, she's yours,
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If she doesn't, she never was to begin with....
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The New Versions.....
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Pessimist:
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If you love someone,
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Set her free ...
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If she ever comes back, she's yours,
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If she doesn't, as expected, she never was ...
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Optimist:
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If you love someone,
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Set her free ...
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Don't worry, she will come back.
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Suspicious:
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(1) If you love someone,
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Set her free ...
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If she ever comes back, ask her why.
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(2) If you love someone,
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Set her free ... but get someone to follow her
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(3) If you love someone,
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... are you sure you love that someone?
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Go-getter:
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If you love someone,
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Set her free ...
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If she comes back, she's yours,
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If she doesn't, go get her !
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Hunter:
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If you love someone,
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Set her free ...
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Don't even wait whether she comes back, go hunt her down!
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Impatient:
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If you love someone,
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Set her free ...
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If she doesn't comes back within some time forget her.
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Patient:
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If you love someone,
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Set her free ...
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If she doesn't come back, continue to wait until she comes back ...
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Playful:
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If you love someone,
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Set her free ...
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* If she comes back, and if you love her still,
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set her free again,
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repeat *
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C++ Programmer:
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if(you->love(m_she))
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m_she->free();
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if(m_she == NULL)
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m_she= new CShe;
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