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Note: The Truly Tasteless BBS has the pleasure of providing you with the
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following humor. Please direct any updates, comments, improvements, etc. to
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TTT BBS at (415)-364-4339, or by mail at
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1583 Cordilleras Road,
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Redwood City, CA 94062.
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Thanks!
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Richard Lane
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Sysop
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Arno the German Shepherd's GET LAID FOR SURE maxims:
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1. Sniff around!
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2. Always settle for second best!
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3. Get stuck together!
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WHY CAN'T HELEN KELLER HAVE BABIES?
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BECAUSE SHE'S DEAD
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DEATH IS A LETHAL GENE
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STERILITY IS HERIDETARY!
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Did you know that in the mid 1800's tigars roamed freely in
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singapore and the dahlia, oinsettia, begonia, and zinnia
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are flowers native to mexico and the dimension of europe
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is 3,750,000 square miles and 1 barrel of molasses equals
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650 pounds and one ton of coal is equivalent to two cords
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of wood for steam purposes and to sharpen dull files lay
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them in diluted sulphuric acid until they are eaten deep
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enough??????? That there are about as many molecules in a
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teaspoon of water as there are teaspoons of water in the
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world?
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Do you care?
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...
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A young boy runs into a general store and shouts,
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"Gimme a piss-pot!" The owner shouts back, "Hey, you can't
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just come in here and say that! Go home and get a note from
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your mother. And furthermore, what size???" The little boy
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slinks off, then comes back in 5 minutes to say,
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"My mother says that if it will fit your face, it will fit her
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ass, and she ain't going to write no fucking note!"
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Knock knock.
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who's there?
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honeydew.
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Honeydew who?
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Honeydew you love me? now we cantalope.
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What do toilet paper and the starship "Enterprise" have in
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common????
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They both circle Uranus looking for klingons
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and they both go where no man has gone before.
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What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet ?
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the captain's log.
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