70 lines
1.4 KiB
Groff
70 lines
1.4 KiB
Groff
Robber: I'm going to shoot you
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Man: Why?
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Robber: Because I shoot anyone who looks like me
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Man: Do I look like you?
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Robber: Yes
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Man: Then shoot!
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* * * * *
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Judge: Haven't I seen you before?
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Man: Yes, your honor, I taught your daughter how to play
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the piano.
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Judge: Thirty Years!
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* * * * *
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''My Uncle is in Leavanworth because he made big money.''
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''How much?''
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''About a thrid of an inch too big.''
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* * * * *
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Q: What nationality were Adam and Eve
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A: Soviet, of course! Where else would they have nothing to
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wear, opnly an Apple to eat, but be living in paradise!
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* * * * *
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Officer: Are you happy now that you are in the Army?
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Soldier: Yes sir!
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Officer: What were you before you got into the Army?
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Soldier: Much happier!
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* * * * *
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''Will you loan me $20.00 and only give me ten of it? That way,
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you will owe me ten, and I'll owe you ten, and we'll be even!''
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* * * * *
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The seven ages of a woman are:
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Baby, child, girl, young woman, young woman, young
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woman, and poised social leader!
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* * * * *
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One word of advice: Don't give it!
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Kid: Mom, all the kids at school say I look like a Monkey.
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Mom: Shut up, and comb your face!
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* * * * *
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[And Finally...]
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* * * * *
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Talk about bad situations!
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Think about:
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A screen door on a submarine!
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A stowaway on a Kamikaze plane!
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A teenager who parks in a dark
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alley with his girl, and
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his horn gets stuck!
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A soup sandwich!
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One who ejects from a Helicopter!
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A snake charmer with a deaf Cobra!
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