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30 lines
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Subject: Cute Reading
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The Lesson:
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The Jesus took his disciples up the mountain and gathering them
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around him, he taught them saying:
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Blessed are the poor in spirit for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
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Blessed are the meek.
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Blessed are they that mourn.
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Blessed are the merciful.
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Blessed are they who thirst justice.
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Blessed are you when persecuted.
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Blessed are you when you suffer.
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Be glad and rejoice for your reward is great in heaven...
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Then Simon Peter said, "Do we have to write this down?"
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And Andrew said, "Are we supposed to know this?"
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And James said, "Will we have a test on it?"
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And Phillip said, "What if we don't know it?"
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And Bartholomew said, "Do we have to turn this in?"
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And John said, "The other disciples didn't have to learn this."
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And Matthew said, "When do we get out of here?"
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And Judas said, "What does this have to do with the real life?"
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Then one of the Pharisees present asked to see Jesus' Lesson plans and
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inquired of Jesus his terminal objectives in the cognitive domain...
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and Jesus wept.
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