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Every Titanic has its iceberg.
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What's tennis without a racket?
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Insanity is hereditary, - You get it from your children.
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An honest politician is one who, when bought, stays bought.
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You can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish.
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A closed mouth gathers no foot.
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A rolling stone gathers momentum.
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Gravity doesn't exist: the earth sucks.
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What's the most popular form of birth control? The headache.
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Clean mind, clean body: take your pick.
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What's black and white and red all over? An embarassed zebra.
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What's black and white and red all over? Certainly not the Halifax newspapers.
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Ancient Chinese Curse: May you live in interesting times.
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Ancient Chinese Curse: May all your wishes be granted.
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Ahhhhhhhh, I forget what I was going to say.
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Organization is the enemy of improvisation.
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Familiarity breeds.
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A good memory does not equal pale ink.
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He flung himself on his horse and rode madly off in all directions.
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On a clear disk you can seek forever.
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Opening night: the night before the play is ready to open.
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I did it! I found the program's last bug bug bug bug bug bug bug bug bug
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La vache qui rit est jolie. (Laughing cows are pretty.)
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On y soit, qui mal y pense. (You are what you think.)
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Wer zuletzt lacht, lacht am besten. (He who laughs last laughs best.)
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He who laughs last probably doesn't understand the joke.
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C'est la vie.
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As a goatherd learns his trade by goat, so a writer learns his trade by wrote.
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The system is not quite as rickety as I have been telling you. -Ralph Gorin.
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This place is so weird that the cockroaches have moved next door.
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!lanimret siht edisni deppart ma I !pleH
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Sometimes I sits and thinks, and sometimes I just sits.
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"Oh frabjous day, calloo, callay" he chortled in his joy.
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Let him who takes the plunge remember to return it by Tuesday.
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To study a subject best, understand it thoroughly before you start.
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And so we plow along, as the fly said to the ox.
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Crittendon's 14th application of Murphy's First Law: You cannot successfully
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determine beforehand which side of the bread to butter.
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Ginsberg's Theorems: 1) You can't win. 2) You can't break even. 3) You can't
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even quit the game.
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Weiler's Law: Nothing is impossible for the man who doesn't have to do it
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himself.
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Chisolm's Third Law, Corollary 3: Procedures designed to implement the purpose
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won't quite work.
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O'Toole's Commentary on Murphy's Laws: Murphy was an optimist.
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Sevareid's Law: The chief cause of problems is solutions.
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If at first you don't succeed, try something else.
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Kitman's Law: Pure drivel tends to drive away ordinary drivel.
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Sattinger's Law: It works better if you plug it in.
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Osborn's Law: Variables won't; constants aren't.
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The Law of Selective Gravity (The Buttered Side Down Law): An object will fall
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so as to do the most damage.
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Interch.... angable devices won't.
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In case of doubt, make it sound convincing.
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Zymurgy's First Law of Evolving System Dynamics: Once you open a can of worms,
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the only way to recan them is to use a larger can.
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Anthony's Law of Force: Don't force it, get a larger hammer.
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Any given program, once running, is obsolete.
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If a program is useful, it will have to be changed.
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If a program is useless, it will have to be documented.
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A Smith and Wesson beats four aces.
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You can lead a horse to water, but if you can get him to float on his back
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you've got something.
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If at first you don't succeed, transform your data set.
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How sharper than a serpent's tooth it is to have a thankless hound.
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Then rested he by the tumtum tree, and stood awhile in thought. And as in
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uffish thought he stood.
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Westheimer's Time Estimation Rule: Estimate the time you think it should take,
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multiply by 2, add 3, and change the unit of measure to the next higher unit.
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Westheimer's Time Estimation Rule: Estimate the time you think it should take,
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multiply by 2, and add 3, indpendent of the units of time.
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A thing not worth doing isn't worth doing well.
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I don't know, ask Cathy.
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Bye's First Law of Model Railroading: Anytime you wish to demonstrate
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something, the number of faults encountered is proportional to the number of
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viewers.
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Wolfgang's Third Law: It can't work.
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Don's Axiom: When all else fails, read the instructions.
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Si six scies scient six saucissions, six cent six scies scieront six cent six
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saucissions. (If 6 saws saw 6 sausages, 606 saws will saw 606 sausages.
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Un chasseur sachant chasser chasse sans son chien. (A hunter who knows how to
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hunt hunts without his dog.
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Ton the' t'a-t'il ote' ton toux?.. (Did the tea cure your cough?)
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Dinon dina, dit on, du dos dodu d'un dodu dindon. (Dindon dined, said he, on
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the fat back of a fat turkey.)
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Qui trop embrasse mal entreint. (Grab much, gain little.)
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Quien mucho abarca poco aprieta. (Grab much, gain little.)
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Un tien vaut miex que deux tu l'auras. (A bird in the hand is worth two in the
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bush.)
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First Law of Advice: The correct advice is to give the advice that is desired.
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Third Law of Advice: Simple advice is the best advice.
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If you put your supper dish to your ear you can hear the sounds of a restaurant.
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-- Snoopy
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There is nothing worse than being peerless in a peer-review system.
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Alia jacta est. (The die is cast.) --Julius Caesar after crossing the Rubicon
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If little else, the brain is an educational toy. -- Tom Robbins
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Oh, what tangled webs we weave.
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When we first practice to deceive. -- Sir Walter Scott
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When in darkness or in doubt, Run in circles, scream and shout.
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The Fourth Law of Computing: On a slow day, you can wait forever.
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Sweer's Impossibility Theorem: Nothing can be both completely general and
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internally consistent at the same time.
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Swap read error, you lose your core image.
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Murphy's First Law: Nothing is as easy as it looks.
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Murphy's Second Law: Everything takes longer than you think.
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Murphy's Third Law: Anything that can go wrong will go wrong, and at the worst
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possible time.
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Murphy's Fourth Law: If there is a possibility of several things going wrong,
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the one that will cause the most damage will be the one to go wrong.
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Murphy's Fifth Law: If anything just cannot go wrong, it will anyway.
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Murphy's Seventh Law: Left to themselves, things tend to go from bad to worse.
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Murphy's Eighth Law: If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously
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overlooked something.
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Chisolm's Third Law, Corollary 1: If you explain so clearly that no one can
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misunderstand, somebody will.
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Chisolm's Third Law, Corollary 2: If you do something which you are sure will
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meet with everyone's approval, somebody won't like it.
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Crane's Law: There ain't no such thing as a free lunch.
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Law of Communications: The result of improved and enlarged communications is a
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vastly increased area of misunderstanding.
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Lord Falkland's Rule: When it is not necessary to make a decision, it is
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necessary not to make a decision.
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Jones' Motto: Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate.
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Gumperson's Law: The probability of anything happening is inversely
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proportional to its desirability.
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The usefulness of a meeting is inversely proportional to its attendance.
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The Peter Principle: In every hierarchy, each employee tends to rise to his
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level of incompetence; every post tends to be filled by an employee incompetent
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to execute its duties.
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Incompetence knows no barriers of time or place.
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Parkinson's First Law: Work expands to fill the time available for its
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completion.
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Parkinson's Second Law: Expenditures rise to meet income.
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Shanahan's Law: The length of a meeting rises with the square of the number of
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people present.
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Zymurgy,s Seventh Exception to Murphy's Laws: When it rains it pours.
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Internal consistency is more highly valued than efficiency.
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Jenkinson's Law: - It won't work.
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The DREA Law: Under the most rigorously controlled conditions, the experimental
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apparatus will do exactly as it pleases.
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Skip's Lament: Given any problem containing N equations, There will be n+1
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unknowns.
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Finagle's First Law: If an experiment works, something has gone wrong.
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Finagle's Fourth Law: Once a job is messed up, anything done to improve it
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makes it worse.
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Always draw your curves then plot the readings.
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Experiments should be reproducable, - they should all fail in the same way.
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Do not believe in miracles -- rely on them.
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When working toward the solution of a problem, it always helps if you know the
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answer.
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Any given program, once running, is obsolete.
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Any given program will expand to fill all available resources.
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The value of a program is proportional to the weight of its output.
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Program complexity grows until it exceeds the capability of the programmer who
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must maintain it.
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It is morally wrong to allow suckers to keep their money.
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Small change can often be found under seat cushions.
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Never underestimate the power of human stupidity.
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Never try to outstubborn a cat.
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Anything free is worth what you pay for it.
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Cheops' Law: Nothing ever gets built on schedule or within budget.
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Carelessly planned projects take three times longer to complete than expected;
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carefully planned projects only twice as long.
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Wynne's Law: Negative slack tends to increase.
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Boren's Law: When in doubt, mumble.
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Q's Law: No matter what stage of completion one reaches in a project, the cost
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of the remainder of the project remains constant.
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EUREKA!
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Conversation enriches the understanding, but solitude is the soul of genius.
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Standing on head makes smile of frown, but rest of face also upside down.
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You can't plant me in your penthouse, I'm going back to my plow.
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It is a poor workman who blames his tools.
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I ain't broke, but I'm badly bent.
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Jargon is used as a means of succeeding by not simplifying.
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If computers take over (which seems to be their natural tendency), it will serve
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us right. -- Alistair Cooke.
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The six steps in a project: 1) Unbounded enthusiasm 2) Total disillusionment 3)
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PANIC!! 4) Frantic search for the guilty 5) Punishment of the innocent 6)
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Promotion of the uninvolved.
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Lost interest? It's so bad I've lost apathy.
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The greatest programming project of all took six days; on the seventh day the
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programmer rested. We've been trying to debug the blinking thing ever since.
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Moral: design before you implement.
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Two wrongs do not make a right: it usually takes three or more.
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A gift of flowers will soon be made to you.
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A guy has to get fresh once in a while so the girl doesn't lose her confidence.
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A king's castle is his home.
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A lie in time saves nine.
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A lost ounce of gold may be found, a lost moment of time never.
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A man who turns green has eschewed protein.
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A man without a God is like a fish without a bicycle.
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A plucked goose doesn't lay golden eggs.
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A present, over which you will shed tears of joy.
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A stitch in time saves nine.
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A truly wise man never plays leapfrog with a Unicorn.
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A vivid and creative mind characterizes you.
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A wise man can see more from a the bottom of a well than a fool can from a
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mountain top.
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Alimony and bribes will engage a large share of your wealth.
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All the troubles you have will pass away very quickly.
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Among the lucky, you are the chosen one.
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Avert misunderstanding by calm, poise, and balance.
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Be self-reliant and your success is assured.
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Beauty and harmony are as necessary to you as the very breath of life.
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Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clear to the bone.
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Beauty seldom recommends one woman to another.
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Bedfellows make strange politicians.
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Behind every argument is someone's ignorance.
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Better to use medicines at the outset than at the last moment.
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Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before. -- Mae West.
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Beware of all enterprises that require new clothes. - Thoreau.
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Beware of friends who are false and deceitful.
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By failing to prepare, you are preparing to fail.
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By following the good, you learn to be good.
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Cheap things are of no value, valuable things are not cheap.
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Conversation enriches the understanding, but solitude is the school of genius.
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Courage is your greatest present need.
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Creditors have much better memories than debtors.
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Deprive a mirror of its silver and even the Czar won't see his face.
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Do not clog intellect's sluices with knowledge of questionable uses.
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Domestic happiness and faithful friends.
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Don't be overly suspicious where it's not warranted.
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Don't worry if you're a kleptomaniac, you can always take something for it.
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Draw your salary before spending it.
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Economy makes men independent.
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Enjoy your life; be pleasant and gay, like the birds in May.
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Even a hawk is an eagle among crows.
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Even the boldest zebra fears the hungry lion.
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Even the smallest candle burns brighter in the dark.
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Every purchase has its price.
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Everyone complains of his memory, no one of his judgment.
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Everything bows to success, even grammar.
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Executive ability is prominent in your make-up.
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Expect a letter from a friend who will ask a favor of you.
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Faith goes out through the window when beauty comes in at the door.
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For people who like that kind of book, that is the kind of book they will like.
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Fortune truly helps those who are of good judgment.
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From listening comes wisdom and from speaking repentance.
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Generosity and perfection are your everlasting goals.
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God gives us relatives; thank God we can chose our friends.
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Good health will be yours for a long time.
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Good news from afar can bring you a welcome visitor.
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Happiness is just an illusion, filled with sadness and confusion.
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He is no lawyer who cannot take two sides.
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He is truly wise who gains wisdom from another's mishap.
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He thinks he could easily win your heart.
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He thinks that he could easily win your heart.
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He walks as if balancing the family tree on his nose.
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He was so narrow-minded he could see through a keyhole with two eyes.
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He who falls in love with himself will have no rivals.
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He who has a shady past knows that nice guys finish last.
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He who has imagination without learning has wings but no feet.
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He who is good for making excuses is seldom good for anything else.
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He who laughs last probably doesn't understand the joke.
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Here comes the orator, with his flood of words and his drop of reason.
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His heart was yours from the first moment that you met.
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His life was formal; his actions seemed ruled with a ruler.
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<(---------------------------------------------------------------------)>
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History books which contain no lies are extremely dull.
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<(---------------------------------------------------------------------)>
|
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How many "coming men" has one known! Where on earth do they all go to?
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<(---------------------------------------------------------------------)>
|
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How sharper than a hound's tooth it is to have a thankless serpent.
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<(---------------------------------------------------------------------)>
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How you look depends on where you go.
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<(---------------------------------------------------------------------)>
|
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I despise the pleasure of pleasing people whom I despise.
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<(---------------------------------------------------------------------)>
|
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I don't remember ever having had the itch, and yet scratching is one of nature's
|
||
sweet pleasures, and so handy.
|
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<(---------------------------------------------------------------------)>
|
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I fear explanations explanatory of things explained.
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<(---------------------------------------------------------------------)>
|
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I like work; it fascinates me; I can sit and look at it for hours.
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<(---------------------------------------------------------------------)>
|
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I must have slipped a disk - my pack hurts.
|
||
<(---------------------------------------------------------------------)>
|
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I never fail to convice an audience that the best thing they could do was to go
|
||
away.
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<(---------------------------------------------------------------------)>
|
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I've given up reading books; I find it takes my mind off myself.
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<(---------------------------------------------------------------------)>
|
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Idleness is the holiday of fools.
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<(---------------------------------------------------------------------)>
|
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If at first you don't succeed, you're doing about average.
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<(---------------------------------------------------------------------)>
|
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If it pours before seven, it has rained by eleven.
|
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<(---------------------------------------------------------------------)>
|
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If some people didn't tell you, you'd never know they'd been away on vacation.
|
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<(---------------------------------------------------------------------)>
|
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If you always postpone pleasure you will never have it.
|
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<(---------------------------------------------------------------------)>
|
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Quit work and play for once.
|
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<(---------------------------------------------------------------------)>
|
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If you continually give you will continually have.
|
||
<(---------------------------------------------------------------------)>
|
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If you make a mistake you right it immediately to the best of your ability.
|
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<(---------------------------------------------------------------------)>
|
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If you make people think they're thinking, they'll love you; but if you really
|
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make them think they'll hate you.
|
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<(---------------------------------------------------------------------)>
|
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If you suspect a man, don't employ him.
|
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<(---------------------------------------------------------------------)>
|
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If you wish to succeed, consult three old people.
|
||
<(---------------------------------------------------------------------)>
|
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If you wish, You will have an opportunity.
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<(---------------------------------------------------------------------)>
|
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If you would keep a secret from an enemy, tell it not to a friend.
|
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<(---------------------------------------------------------------------)>
|
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It is Fortune, not wisdom that rules man's life.
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<(---------------------------------------------------------------------)>
|
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It is a poor judge who cannot award a prize.
|
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<(---------------------------------------------------------------------)>
|
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It is better to wear out than to rust out.
|
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<(---------------------------------------------------------------------)>
|
||
It is easier to run down a hill than up one.
|
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<(---------------------------------------------------------------------)>
|
||
It is far better to be deceived than to be undeceived by those we love.
|
||
<(---------------------------------------------------------------------)>
|
||
It is impossible to enjoy idling thoroughly unless one has plenty of work to do.
|
||
<(---------------------------------------------------------------------)>
|
||
It is the wise bird who builds his nest in a tree.
|
||
<(---------------------------------------------------------------------)>
|
||
It seems like the less a statesman amounts to, the more he loves the flag.
|
||
<(---------------------------------------------------------------------)>
|
||
It takes both a weapon, and two people, to commit a murder.
|
||
<(---------------------------------------------------------------------)>
|
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It was a book to kill time for those who liked it better dead.
|
||
<(---------------------------------------------------------------------)>
|
||
It's a poor workman who blames his tools.
|
||
<(---------------------------------------------------------------------)>
|
||
It's clever, but is it art?
|
||
<(---------------------------------------------------------------------)>
|
||
It's not reality that's important, but how you perceive things.
|
||
<(---------------------------------------------------------------------)>
|
||
It's sweet to be remembered, but it's often cheaper to be forgotten.
|
||
<(---------------------------------------------------------------------)>
|
||
Lawrence Radiation Laboratory keeps all its data in an old gray trunk.
|
||
<(---------------------------------------------------------------------)>
|
||
Lend money to a bad debtor and he will hate you.
|
||
<(---------------------------------------------------------------------)>
|
||
Let a fool hold his tongue and he will pass for a sage.
|
||
<(---------------------------------------------------------------------)>
|
||
Let he who takes the plunge remember to return it by Tuesday.
|
||
<(---------------------------------------------------------------------)>
|
||
Let not the sands of time get in your lunch.
|
||
<(---------------------------------------------------------------------)>
|
||
Let's just be friends and make no special effort to ever see each other again.
|
||
<(---------------------------------------------------------------------)>
|
||
Life is like an onion: you peel off layer after layer, then you find there is
|
||
nothing in it.
|
||
<(---------------------------------------------------------------------)>
|
||
Life is to you a dashing and bold adventure.
|
||
<(---------------------------------------------------------------------)>
|
||
Like winter snow on summer lawn, time past is time gone.
|
||
<(---------------------------------------------------------------------)>
|
||
Lonely is a man without love.
|
||
<(---------------------------------------------------------------------)>
|
||
Lonely men seek companionship. Lonely women sit at home and wait. They never
|
||
meet.
|
||
<(---------------------------------------------------------------------)>
|
||
Love and scandal are the best sweeteners of tea.
|
||
<(---------------------------------------------------------------------)>
|
||
Love is in the offing. Be affectionate to one who adores you.
|
||
<(---------------------------------------------------------------------)>
|
||
Love is sentimental measles.
|
||
<(---------------------------------------------------------------------)>
|
||
Love the sea? I dote upon it - from the beach.
|
||
<(---------------------------------------------------------------------)>
|
||
Make a wish, it might come true.
|
||
<(---------------------------------------------------------------------)>
|
||
Make new friends but keep the old ones; one is silver and the other's gold.
|
||
<(---------------------------------------------------------------------)>
|
||
Man and wife make one fool.
|
||
<(---------------------------------------------------------------------)>
|
||
Man's horizons are bounded by his vision.
|
||
<(---------------------------------------------------------------------)>
|
||
Many a family tree needs trimming.
|
||
<(---------------------------------------------------------------------)>
|
||
Many changes of mind and mood; do not hesitate too long.
|
||
<(---------------------------------------------------------------------)>
|
||
Many pages make a thick book, except for pocket bibles which are on very very
|
||
thin paper.
|
||
<(---------------------------------------------------------------------)>
|
||
Marriage is the only adventure open to the cowardly. -- VOLTAIRE..
|
||
<(---------------------------------------------------------------------)>
|
||
Massachusetts has the best politicians money can buy.
|
||
<(---------------------------------------------------------------------)>
|
||
Matrimony is the root of all evil.
|
||
(---------------------------------------------------------------------)>
|
||
Men seldom show dimples to girls who have pimples.
|
||
<(---------------------------------------------------------------------)>
|
||
Might as well be frank, monsieur. It would take a miracle to get you out of
|
||
Casablanca.
|
||
<(---------------------------------------------------------------------)>
|
||
Misery loves company, but company does not reciprocate.
|
||
<(---------------------------------------------------------------------)>
|
||
Misster, do you vant to buy a duck.
|
||
<(---------------------------------------------------------------------)>
|
||
Mistakes are oft the stepping stones to failure.
|
||
<(---------------------------------------------------------------------)>
|
||
Money cannot buy love, nor even friendship.
|
||
<(---------------------------------------------------------------------)>
|
||
Money may buy friendship but money cannot buy love.
|
||
<(---------------------------------------------------------------------)>
|
||
Money will say more in one moment than the most eloquent lover can in years.
|
||
<(---------------------------------------------------------------------)>
|
||
My cup hath runneth'd over with love.
|
||
<(---------------------------------------------------------------------)>
|
||
My interest is in the future because I am going to spend the rest of my life
|
||
there.
|
||
<(---------------------------------------------------------------------)>
|
||
Never call a man a fool; borrow from him.
|
||
<(---------------------------------------------------------------------)>
|
||
Never drink from your finger bowl - it contains only water.
|
||
<(---------------------------------------------------------------------)>
|
||
Never say you know a man until you have divided an inheritance with him.
|
||
<(---------------------------------------------------------------------)>
|
||
Nice guys get sick.
|
||
<(---------------------------------------------------------------------)>
|
||
No doubt Jack the Ripper excused himself on the grounds that it was human
|
||
nature.
|
||
<(---------------------------------------------------------------------)>
|
||
No one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish.
|
||
<(---------------------------------------------------------------------)>
|
||
Nobody can be as agreeable as an uninvited guest.
|
||
<(---------------------------------------------------------------------)>
|
||
Now and then an innocent man is sent to the legislature.
|
||
<(---------------------------------------------------------------------)>
|
||
Of all forms of caution, caution in love is the most fatal.
|
||
<(---------------------------------------------------------------------)>
|
||
Often statistics are used as a drunken man uses lampposts for support rather
|
||
than illumination.
|
||
<(---------------------------------------------------------------------)>
|
||
Old men are fond of giving good advice to console themselves for their inability
|
||
to give bad examples.
|
||
<(---------------------------------------------------------------------)>
|
||
One family builds a wall, two families enjoy it.
|
||
<(---------------------------------------------------------------------)>
|
||
One man tells a falsehood, a hundred repeat it as true.
|
||
<(---------------------------------------------------------------------)>
|
||
Only someone with nothing to be sorry for smiles back at the rear of an
|
||
elephant.
|
||
<(---------------------------------------------------------------------)>
|
||
Ours is a world where people don't know what they want and are willing to go
|
||
through hell to get it.
|
||
<(---------------------------------------------------------------------)>
|
||
People who have no faults are terrible; there is no way of taking advantage of
|
||
them.
|
||
<(---------------------------------------------------------------------)>
|
||
People who take cat naps don't usually sleep in a cat's cradle.
|
||
<(---------------------------------------------------------------------)>
|
||
People will buy anything that's one to a customer.
|
||
<(---------------------------------------------------------------------)>
|
||
Preserve the old, but know the new.
|
||
<(---------------------------------------------------------------------)>
|
||
Promptness is its own reward, if one lives by the clock instead of the sword.
|
||
<(---------------------------------------------------------------------)>
|
||
Publishing a volume of verse is like dropping a rose petal down the Grand Canyon
|
||
and waiting for the echo.
|
||
<(---------------------------------------------------------------------)>
|
||
Put not your trust in money, but put your money in trust.
|
||
<(---------------------------------------------------------------------)>
|
||
Put your brain in gear before starting your mouth.
|
||
<(---------------------------------------------------------------------)>
|
||
Put your trust in those who are worthy.
|
||
<(---------------------------------------------------------------------)>
|
||
Raising pet electric eels is gaining a lot of current popularity.
|
||
<(---------------------------------------------------------------------)>
|
||
Recent investments will yield a slight profit.
|
||
<(---------------------------------------------------------------------)>
|
||
Reputation: what others are not thinking about you.
|
||
<(---------------------------------------------------------------------)>
|
||
Satire does not look pretty upon a tombstone.
|
||
<(---------------------------------------------------------------------)>
|
||
Satire is what closes in New Haven.
|
||
<(---------------------------------------------------------------------)>
|
||
Share your happiness with others today.
|
||
<(---------------------------------------------------------------------)>
|
||
She's learned to say things with her eyes that others waste time putting into
|
||
words.
|
||
<(---------------------------------------------------------------------)>
|
||
Show your affection, which will probably meet with pleasant response.
|
||
<(---------------------------------------------------------------------)>
|
||
Sin has many tools, but a lie is the handle which fits them all.
|
||
<(---------------------------------------------------------------------)>
|
||
Some men are discovered; others are found out.
|
||
<(---------------------------------------------------------------------)>
|
||
Some rise by sin and some by virtue fall.
|
||
<(---------------------------------------------------------------------)>
|
||
omeone is speaking well of you.
|
||
<(---------------------------------------------------------------------)>
|
||
Someone is unenthusiastic about your work.
|
||
<(---------------------------------------------------------------------)>
|
||
Someone whom you reject today, will reject you tomorrow.
|
||
<(---------------------------------------------------------------------)>
|
||
Standing on head makes smile of frown, but rest of face also upside down.
|
||
<(---------------------------------------------------------------------)>
|
||
Stop searching forever. Happiness is just next to you.
|
||
<(---------------------------------------------------------------------)>
|
||
Stop searching forever. Happiness is unattainable.
|
||
<(---------------------------------------------------------------------)>
|
||
Swap read error. You lose your mind.
|
||
<(---------------------------------------------------------------------)>
|
||
THE PROGRAMMERS' CHEER? - SHIFT TO THE LEFT, SHIFT TO THE RIGHT! POP UP, PUSH
|
||
DOWN, BYTE, BYTE, BYTE!
|
||
<(---------------------------------------------------------------------)>
|
||
Take care of the luxuries and the necessities will take care of themselves.
|
||
<(---------------------------------------------------------------------)>
|
||
That must be wonderful! I dont understand it at all.
|
||
<(---------------------------------------------------------------------)>
|
||
The attacker must vanquish; the defender need only survive.
|
||
<(---------------------------------------------------------------------)>
|
||
The average woman would rather have beauty than brains because the average man
|
||
can see better than he can think.
|
||
<(---------------------------------------------------------------------)>
|
||
The best prophet of the future is the past.
|
||
<(---------------------------------------------------------------------)>
|
||
The best way to keep your friends is not to give them away.
|
||
<(---------------------------------------------------------------------)>
|
||
The days just prior to marriage are like a snappy introduction to a tedious
|
||
book.
|
||
<(---------------------------------------------------------------------)>
|
||
The first thing I do in the morning is brush my teeth and sharpen my tongue.
|
||
<(---------------------------------------------------------------------)>
|
||
The gent who wakes up and finds himself a success hasn't been asleep.
|
||
<(---------------------------------------------------------------------)>
|
||
The hardest thing is to disguise your feelings when you put a lot of relatives
|
||
on the train for home.
|
||
<(---------------------------------------------------------------------)>
|
||
The heart is wiser than the intellect.
|
||
<(---------------------------------------------------------------------)>
|
||
The light of a hundred stars does not equal the light of the moon.
|
||
<(---------------------------------------------------------------------)>
|
||
The luck that is ordained for you will be coveted by others.
|
||
<(---------------------------------------------------------------------)>
|
||
The minute a man is convinced that he is interesting, he isn't.
|
||
<(---------------------------------------------------------------------)>
|
||
The only rose without thorns is friendship.
|
||
<(---------------------------------------------------------------------)>
|
||
The person you rejected yesterday could make you happy, if you say yes .
|
||
<(---------------------------------------------------------------------)>
|
||
The plural of spouse is spice.
|
||
<(---------------------------------------------------------------------)>
|
||
he rich get rich, and the poor get poorer. The haves get more, the have-nots
|
||
die.
|
||
<(---------------------------------------------------------------------)>
|
||
The star of riches is shining upon you.
|
||
<(---------------------------------------------------------------------)>
|
||
The time is right to make new friends.
|
||
<(---------------------------------------------------------------------)>
|
||
The universe is laughing behind your back.
|
||
<(---------------------------------------------------------------------)>
|
||
The weed of crime bears bitter fruit.
|
||
<(---------------------------------------------------------------------)>
|
||
The wise shepherd never trusts his flock to a smiling wolf.
|
||
<(---------------------------------------------------------------------)>
|
||
There are few people more often in the wrong than those who cannot endure to be
|
||
thought so.
|
||
<(---------------------------------------------------------------------)>
|
||
There are many people today who literally do not have a close personal friend.
|
||
<(---------------------------------------------------------------------)>
|
||
There are more old drunkards than old doctors.
|
||
<(---------------------------------------------------------------------)>
|
||
There are more ways of killing a cat than choking her with cream.
|
||
<(---------------------------------------------------------------------)>
|
||
There are three things I have always loved and never understood art, music, and
|
||
women.
|
||
<(---------------------------------------------------------------------)>
|
||
There is always someone worse off than yourself.
|
||
<(---------------------------------------------------------------------)>
|
||
There is no fear in love; but perfect love casteth out fear.
|
||
<(---------------------------------------------------------------------)>
|
||
There will be big changes for you but you will be happy.
|
||
<(---------------------------------------------------------------------)>
|
||
There's at least one fool in every married couple.
|
||
<(---------------------------------------------------------------------)>
|
||
There's so much to say but your eyes keep interrupting me.
|
||
<(---------------------------------------------------------------------)>
|
||
Think twice before speaking. But don't say "think think click click".
|
||
<(---------------------------------------------------------------------)>
|
||
This file will self-destruct in five minutes.
|
||
<(---------------------------------------------------------------------)>
|
||
Those of you who think you know everything are annoying those of us who do.
|
||
<(---------------------------------------------------------------------)>
|
||
To criticize the incompetent is easy; it is more difficult to criticize the
|
||
competent.
|
||
<(---------------------------------------------------------------------)>
|
||
To do is to be - Nietzsche To be is to do - Sartre Do be do be do - Sinatra
|
||
<(---------------------------------------------------------------------)>
|
||
Nietzsche is pietzsche
|
||
<(---------------------------------------------------------------------)>
|
||
To give happines is to deserve happiness.
|
||
<(---------------------------------------------------------------------)>
|
||
To keep your friends treat them kindly; to kill them, treat them often.
|
||
<(---------------------------------------------------------------------)>
|
||
To laugh at men of sense is the privilege of fools.
|
||
<(---------------------------------------------------------------------)>
|
||
To refuse praise is to seek praise twice.
|
||
<(---------------------------------------------------------------------)>
|
||
To save a single life is better than to build a seven story pagoda.
|
||
<(---------------------------------------------------------------------)>
|
||
True happiness will be found only in true love.
|
||
<(---------------------------------------------------------------------)>
|
||
Try to divide your time evenly to keep others happy.
|
||
<(---------------------------------------------------------------------)>
|
||
Try to value useful qualities in one who loves you.
|
||
<(---------------------------------------------------------------------)>
|
||
We prefer to speak evil of ourselves than not speak of ourselves at all.
|
||
<(---------------------------------------------------------------------)>
|
||
We promise according to our hopes, and perform according to our fears.
|
||
<(---------------------------------------------------------------------)>
|
||
We read to say that we have read.
|
||
<(---------------------------------------------------------------------)>
|
||
What makes us so bitter against people who outwit us is that they think
|
||
themselves cleverer than we are.
|
||
<(---------------------------------------------------------------------)>
|
||
What no spouse of a writer can ever understand is that a writer is working when
|
||
he's staring out the window.
|
||
<(---------------------------------------------------------------------)>
|
||
What orators lack in depth they make up in length.
|
||
<(---------------------------------------------------------------------)>
|
||
What passes for woman's intuition is often nothing more than man's transparency.
|
||
<(---------------------------------------------------------------------)>
|
||
What this country needs is a dime that will buy a good five-cent bagel.
|
||
<(---------------------------------------------------------------------)>
|
||
When God endowed human beings with brains, He did not intend to guarantee them.
|
||
<(---------------------------------------------------------------------)>
|
||
When the wind is great, bow before it; when the wind is heavy, yield to it.
|
||
<(---------------------------------------------------------------------)>
|
||
hen you become used to never being alone, you may consider yourself
|
||
Americanized.
|
||
<(---------------------------------------------------------------------)>
|
||
When you go out to buy, don't show your silver.
|
||
<(---------------------------------------------------------------------)>
|
||
Whenever I feel like exercise, I lie down until the feeling passes.
|
||
<(---------------------------------------------------------------------)>
|
||
Why did the Lord give us so much quickness of movement unless it was to avoid
|
||
responsibility?
|
||
<(---------------------------------------------------------------------)>
|
||
With clothes the new are best, with friends the old are best.
|
||
<(---------------------------------------------------------------------)>
|
||
Without fools there would be no wisdom.
|
||
<(---------------------------------------------------------------------)>
|
||
Words are the voice of the heart.
|
||
<(---------------------------------------------------------------------)>
|
||
Words must be weighed, not counted.
|
||
<(---------------------------------------------------------------------)>
|
||
Worth seeing? Yes, but not worth going to see.
|
||
<(---------------------------------------------------------------------)>
|
||
You are a bundle of energy always on the go.
|
||
<(---------------------------------------------------------------------)>
|
||
You are always busy.
|
||
<(---------------------------------------------------------------------)>
|
||
You are capable of planning your future.
|
||
<(---------------------------------------------------------------------)>
|
||
You are deeply attached to your friends and acquaintances.
|
||
<(---------------------------------------------------------------------)>
|
||
You are dishonest, but never to the point of hurting a friend.
|
||
<(---------------------------------------------------------------------)>
|
||
You are fairminded, just and loving.
|
||
<(---------------------------------------------------------------------)>
|
||
You are farsighted, a good planner, an ardent lover, and a faithful friend.
|
||
<(---------------------------------------------------------------------)>
|
||
You are going to have a new love affair.
|
||
<(---------------------------------------------------------------------)>
|
||
You are heading for a land of sunshine.
|
||
<(---------------------------------------------------------------------)>
|
||
You are magnetic in your bearing.
|
||
<(---------------------------------------------------------------------)>
|
||
You are scrupulously honest, frank, and straightforward.
|
||
<(---------------------------------------------------------------------)>
|
||
You are secretive in your dealings but never to the extent of trickery .
|
||
<(---------------------------------------------------------------------)>
|
||
You are standing on my toes.
|
||
<(---------------------------------------------------------------------)>
|
||
You are tricky, but never to the point of dishonesty.
|
||
<(---------------------------------------------------------------------)>
|
||
You can do very well in speculation where land or anything to do with earth is
|
||
concerned.
|
||
<(---------------------------------------------------------------------)>
|
||
You cannot kill time without injuring eternity.
|
||
<(---------------------------------------------------------------------)>
|
||
You cannot propel youself forward by patting yourself on the back.
|
||
<(---------------------------------------------------------------------)>
|
||
You display the wonderful traits of charm and courtesy.
|
||
<(---------------------------------------------------------------------)>
|
||
You enjoy the company of other people.
|
||
<(---------------------------------------------------------------------)>
|
||
You have a deep appreciation of the arts and music.
|
||
<(---------------------------------------------------------------------)>
|
||
You have a reputation for being thoroughly reliable and trustworthy.
|
||
<(---------------------------------------------------------------------)>
|
||
You have a strong appeal for members of the opposite sex.
|
||
<(---------------------------------------------------------------------)>
|
||
You have a strong desire for a home.
|
||
<(---------------------------------------------------------------------)>
|
||
You have a truly strong individuality.
|
||
<(---------------------------------------------------------------------)>
|
||
You have a will that can be influenced by all with whom you come in contact.
|
||
<(---------------------------------------------------------------------)>
|
||
You have an ability to sense and know higher truth.
|
||
<(---------------------------------------------------------------------)>
|
||
You have an ambitious nature and may make a name for yourself.
|
||
<(---------------------------------------------------------------------)>
|
||
You have an unusual equipment for success. Be sure to use it properly .
|
||
<(---------------------------------------------------------------------)>
|
||
You have an unusual understanding of the problems of human relationship.
|
||
<(---------------------------------------------------------------------)>
|
||
You have been selected for a secret mission.
|
||
<(---------------------------------------------------------------------)>
|
||
You have had a long-term stimulation relative to business.
|
||
<(---------------------------------------------------------------------)>
|
||
You have literary talent that you should take pains to develop.
|
||
<(---------------------------------------------------------------------)>
|
||
You have many friends and very few enemies.
|
||
<(---------------------------------------------------------------------)>
|
||
You have the power to influence all with whom you come in contact.
|
||
<(---------------------------------------------------------------------)>
|
||
You love your home and want it to be beautiful.
|
||
<(---------------------------------------------------------------------)>
|
||
You need not worry about your future.
|
||
<(---------------------------------------------------------------------)>
|
||
You never hesitate to tackle the most difficult problems.
|
||
<(---------------------------------------------------------------------)>
|
||
You plan things that you do not even attempt because of your extreme caution.
|
||
<(---------------------------------------------------------------------)>
|
||
You prefer the company of the opposite sex, but are well liked by your own.
|
||
<(---------------------------------------------------------------------)>
|
||
You recoil from the crude; you tend naturally toward the exquisite.
|
||
<(---------------------------------------------------------------------)>
|
||
You seek to shield those you love and you like the role of the provider.
|
||
<(---------------------------------------------------------------------)>
|
||
You shall be rewarded for a dastardly deed.
|
||
<(---------------------------------------------------------------------)>
|
||
You will always have good luck in your personal affairs.
|
||
<(---------------------------------------------------------------------)>
|
||
You will attract cultured and artistic people to your home.
|
||
<(---------------------------------------------------------------------)>
|
||
You will be aided greatly by a person whom you thought to be unimportant.
|
||
<(---------------------------------------------------------------------)>
|
||
You will be awarded a medal for disregarding safety in saving someone.
|
||
<(---------------------------------------------------------------------)>
|
||
You will be awarded some great honor.
|
||
<(---------------------------------------------------------------------)>
|
||
You will be called upon to help a friend in trouble.
|
||
<(---------------------------------------------------------------------)>
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You will be given a post of trust and responsibility.
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You will be honored for contributing your time and skill to a worthy cause.
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You will be married within a year.
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You will be recognized and honored as a community leader.
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You will be singled out for promotion in your work.
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You will be successful in love.
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You will be surprised by a loud noise.
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You will be surrounded by luxury.
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You will be traveling and coming into a fortune.
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You will engage in a profitable business activity.
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You will gain money by a speculation or lottery.
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You will have good luck and overcome many hardships.
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You will have long and healthy life.
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You will hear good news from one you thought unfriendly to you.
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You will inherit some money or a small piece of land.
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You will meet an important person who will help you advance professionally.
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You will never know hunger.
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You will overcome the attacks of jealous associates.
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You will probably marry after a very brief courtship.
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You will receive a legacy which will place you above want.
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You will soon meet a person who will play an important role in your life.
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You will step on the soil of many countries.
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You will triumph over your enemy.
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You will win success in whatever calling you adopt.
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Your aims are high, and you are capable of much.
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Your business will assume vast proportions.
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Your depth of comprehension may tend to make you lax in worldly ways.
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Your domestic life may be harmonious.
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Your happiness is intertwined with your outlook on life.
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Your heart is pure, and your mind clear, and your soul devout.
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Your love life will be happy and harmonious.
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Your lover will never wish to leave you.
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Your mind understands what you have been taught; your heart, what is true.
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Your mode of life will be changed for the better because of good news soon.
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Your mode of life will be changed for the better because of new developments.
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Your nature demands love and your happiness depends on it.
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Your own qualities will help prevent your advancement in the world.
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Your present plans will be successful.
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Your reasoning powers are good, and you are a fairly good planner.
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Your society will be sought by people of taste and refinment.
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Your talents will be recognized and suitably rewarded.
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Your temporary financial embarassment will be relieved in a surprising manner.
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Youth had been a habit of hers so long that she could not part with it.
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As expected, the victorious candidate in a particularly dirty recent political
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Corollary:
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There is an infinite number of describable functions, which are not effectively
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computable. N. Jones - "Computability Theory" Note: This contradicts the oft
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stated maxim "If a function can be defined, it can be programmed".
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Basic research is what I am doing when - I don't know what I am doing.
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Success isn't how far you got, but the distance you travelled from where you
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started.
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The biggest mistake that you can make is to believe that you are working for
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somebody else.
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Monday is a hard way to spend one-seventh of your life.
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Pros are people who do jobs well even when they don't feel like it.
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Next to surviving an earthquake, nothing is quite so satisfying as as receiving
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a income tax refund.
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An authority is somebody who can tell you more about something than you really
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care to know.
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Running a business is about 95% people and 5% economics.
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Patience is something that you admire greatly in the driver behind you but not
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in the one ahead of you.
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When your work speaks for itself, don't interrupt.
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It's always easy to see both sides of an issue we are not particularly concerned
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about.
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Why can't lifes's big problems come when we are twenty and know everything ?
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When you try to make an impression, the chances are that that is the impression
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you will make.
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