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32 lines
685 B
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He and She
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I'm sure you can imagine,
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it's as painful as can be
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the place is very private,
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the players are he and she.
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She whispers, "will it hurt?
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"of course not," he replies,
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"it's just a simple process,
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lay back and close your eyes."
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She says,"i'm very frightened,
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I've never done this before."
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he started to convince her,
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"it won't hurt anymore."
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"now calm yourself, my darling,
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faith heals sin,
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now open slightly sideways,
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so i can get it in."
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Suddenly with a jump,
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she gave a little shout,
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"it's over, thank goodness,
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you finally got it out!"
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now if you read this carefully,
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he's a dentist as you'll find,
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it's not what you've been thinkin
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it's just your dirty mind.
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