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WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER (The actual AP headline)
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Linda Burnett, 23, was visiting her inlaws, and while there went to a nearby
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supermarket to pick up some groceries. Several people noticed her sitting in
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her car with the windows rolled up and with her eyes closed, with both hands
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behind the back of her head.
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One customer who had been at the store for a while became concerned and
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walked over to the car. He noticed that Linda's eyes were now open, and
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she looked very strange. He asked her if she was okay, and Linda replied
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that she'd been shot in the back of the head, and had been holding her
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brains in for over an hour.
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The man called the paramedics, who broke into the car because the doors were
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locked and Linda refused to remove her hands from her head. When they
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finally got in, they found that Linda had a wad of bread dough on the back
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of her head.
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A Pillsbury biscuit canister had exploded from the heat, making a loud noise
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that sounded like a gunshot, and the wad of dough hit her in the back of her
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head. When she reached back to find out what it was, she felt the dough and
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thought it was her brains. She initially passed out, but quickly
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recovered and tried to hold her brains in for over an hour until someone
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noticed and came to her aid.
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