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I apologize in advance for most of these:
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Q. What do dinosaurs have that no other animals have?
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A. Baby Dinosaurs.
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Q. Where does a Tyrannosaurus sit when he comes to stay?
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A. Anywhere he wants to.
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Q. What did they call prehistoric sailing disasters?
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A. Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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Q. Can you name 10 dinosaurs in 10 seconds?
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A. Yes, 8 iguanadons and 2 stegasaurus.
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Q. What do you call a dinosaur as tall as a house, with long sharp teeth,
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and 12 claws on each foot?
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A. Sir.
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Q. What do you call a dinosaur as tall as a house, with long sharp teeth,
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12 claws on each foot and a personal stereo over his ears?
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A. Anything you like, he won't hear you!
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Q. What do you get if you cross a mouse with a triceratops?
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A. Enormous holes in the skirting board.
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Q. How can you tell if there is a dinosaur in bed with you?
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A. By the `D' on his pajamas.
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Q. How do you know if there is a brachiosaurus in bed with you?
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A. By the dinosnores.
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That's all for now folks.....
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Email: NTitley@axion.bt.co.uk
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Snail: British Telecom Research labs, Martlesham Heath, Ipswich, Suffolk, UK
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"Well, I'm disenchanted too. We're all disenchanted." (James Thurber)
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