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DARK CONSPIRACY INVOLVING ELECTRICAL POWER COMPANIES SURFACES
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Rewritten by the Quantum Mechanic
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(Author Unknown)
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Updated 8/7/88 W0PN
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For years the electrical utility companies have led the public to
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believe they were in business to supply electricity to the
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consumer, a service for which they charge a substantial rate. The
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recent accidental acquisition of secret records from a well known
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power company has led to a massive research campaign which
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positively explodes several myths and exposes the massive hoax
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which has been perpitrated upon the public by the power companies.
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The most common hoax promoted the false concept that light bulbs
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emitted light; in actuality, these 'light' bulbs actually absorb
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DARK which is then transported back to the power generation
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stations via wire networks. A more descriptive name has now been
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coined; the new scientific name for the device is DARKSUCKER.
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This newsletter introduces a brief synopsis of the darksucker
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theory, which proves the existence of dark and establishes the
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fact that dark has great mass, and further, that dark particle
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(the anti-photon) is the fastest known particle in the universe.
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Apparently, even the celebrated Dr. Albert Einstein did not
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suspect the truth.. that just as COLD is the absence of HEAT,
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LIGHT is actually the ABSENCE of DARK... scientists have now
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proven that light does not really exist!
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The basis of the darksucker theory is that electric light bulbs
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suck dark. Take for example, the darksuckers in the room where
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you are right now. There is much less dark right next to the
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darksuckers than there is elsewhere, demonstrating their limited
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range. The larger the darksucker, the greater its capacity to
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suck dark. Darksuckers in a parking lot or on a football field
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have a much greater capacity than the ones in used in the home,
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for example.
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It may come as a surprise to learn that darksuckers also operate
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on a celestial scale; witness the Sun. Our Sun makes use of dense
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dark, sucking it in from all the planets and intervening dark
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space. Naturally, the Sun is better able to suck dark from the
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planets which are situated closer to it, thus explaining why those
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planets appear brighter than do those which are far distant from
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the Sun.
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Occassionally, the Sun actually oversucks; under those
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conditions, dark spots appear on the surface of the Sun.
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Scientists have long studied these 'sunspots' and are only
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recently beginning to realize that the dark spots represent leaks
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of high pressure dark because the Sun has oversucked dark to such
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an extent that some dark actually leaks back into space. This
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leakage of high pressure dark frequently causes problems with
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radio communications here on Earth due to collisions between the
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dark particles as they stream out into space at high velocity via
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the black 'holes' in the surface of the Sun.
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As with all manmade devices, darksuckers have a finite lifetime
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caused by the fact that they are not 100% efficient at
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transmitting collected dark back to the power company via the
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wires from your home, causing dark to build up slowly within the
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device. Once they are full of accumulated dark, they can no
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longer suck. This condition can be observed by looking for the
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black spot on a full darksucker when it has reached maximum
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capacity of untransmitted dark... you have surely noticed that
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dark completely surrounds a full darksucker because it no longer
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has the capacity to suck any dark at all.
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A candle is a primitive darksucker. A new candle has a white
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wick. You will notice that after the first use the wick turns
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black, representing all the dark which has been sucked into it.
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If you hold a pencil next to the wick of an operating candle, the
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tip will turn black because it got in the way of the dark flowing
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into the candle. It is of no use to plug a candle into an
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electrical outlet; it can only collect dark.. it has no
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transmission capabilities. Unfortunately, these primitive
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darksuckers have a very limited range and are hazardous to operate
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because of the intense heat produced.
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There are also portable darksuckers called flashlights. The bulbs
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in these devices collect dark which is passed to a dark storage
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unit called a battery. When the dark storage unit is full, it
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must be either emptied (a process called 'recharging') or replaced
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before the portable darksucker can continue to operate. If you
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break open a battery, you will find dense black dark inside,
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evidence that it is actually a compact dark storage unit.
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