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57 lines
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What kind of shampoo did Dahmer use?
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- Head and Shoulders.
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Did you hear they let Dahmer out on bail?
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It cost him an arm and a leg.
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He used to work at Ambrosia - dipping nuts in chocolate.
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Then he lost his job, but a few of his neighbors gave him a hand.
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They've made a connection with him and the Persian Gulf.
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Seems he was selling arms to Iraq.
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Well, Dahmer had enrolled in night school only recently. Somebody told
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him that a good education was a sure way to get ahead.
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How bout the Dahmer Cafe?
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Serving our fellow man for over a decade.
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Our motto:
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It tastes kinda like chicken!
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Did you notice how Dahmer was so cool and collected in the court room?
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That's because his lawyer advised him to keep a stiff upper lip!
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You know that Dahmer could predict the weather? He had a trick knee!
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Do you know what they found in Dahmer's sewing kit? Belly buttons.
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Do you know where they found his sewing kit? Between the foot stool and
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the arm chair.
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Did you know that his favorite part of a hockey game is the face-off!!!!
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Did you know that his favorite food was tied between head cheese and
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finger sandwiches?
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A sandwich is a sandwich, but a "Manwich" is a meal.
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(c) 1985 Homel Foods
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Do you know why Dahmer never drove?
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Because he couldn't find a car with enough HEAD ROOM.
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Do you know why Jeff Dahmer intended to move before he was caught?
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He needed an apartment with more Elbow Room.
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Have you seen that the Milwaukee Journal is now listing Jeff Dahmer's
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apartment for rent?
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It comes with a room-mate / some assembly required.
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Dahmer's first comments to police:
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Come on guys, have a heart.
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Why were many victims reluctant to go out with Jeff?
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Because they would have to leave their friends behind.
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