63 lines
2.9 KiB
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63 lines
2.9 KiB
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Which condom would you use...
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Nike Condoms: Just do it.
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Toyota Condoms: Oh what a feeling.
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Diet Pepsi Condoms: You got the right one, baby.
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Pringles Condoms: Once you pop, you can't stop.
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Mentos Condoms: The freshmaker.
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Flintstones Vitamins Condom Pack: Ten millon strong and growing.
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Secret Condoms: Strong enough for a man, but Ph balanced for a
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woman.
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Macintosh Condoms: It does more, it costs less, its that simple.
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Ford Condoms: The best never rest.
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Chevy Condoms: Like a rock.
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Dial Condoms: Aren't you glad you use it? Don't you wish
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everybody did?
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New York Lotto Condoms: Cause hey-- you never know.
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California Lotto Condoms: Who's next?
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Avis Condoms: Trying harder than ever.
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KFC Condoms: Finger-Licking Good.
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Coca Cola Condoms: Always a Real Thing.
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Lays Condoms: Betcha can't have just one.
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Cambell's Soup Condom: Mm, mm good.
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The Carl's Jr. Condom: If it doesn't get all over the place, it
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doesn't belong in your face...
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General Electric condom: We bring good things to life!
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AT&T condom: "Reach out and touch someone."
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Bounty condom: The quicker picker upper.
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Microsoft condom: where do you want to go today ?
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Energizer condom: It keeps going and going and going....
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M&M condom: "It melts in your mouth, not in your hands!"
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Chevron condom: use them? people do.
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Taco Bell condom: get some; make a run for the border
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MCI condom: for friends and family
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Double Mint condom: Double your pleasure, double your fun!
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The Sears latex condom: One coat is good for the entire winter
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Delta Airlines travel pack: Delta's ready when you are
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United Airlines travel pack: Fly United
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The Star Trek Condom: To Boldly Go Where No Man Has Gone Before
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The Dodge Condom: Ram Tough
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SAFE SEX
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1. COVER YOUR STUMP BEFORE U HUMP
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2. BEFORE U ATTACK HER, WRAP YR WHACKER
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3. DON'T BE SILLY, PROTECT YR WILLY
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4. WHEN IN DOUBT, SHROUD YR SPOUT
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5. DON'T BE A LONER, COVER YR BONER
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6. YOU CANT GO WRONG IF U SHIELD YR DONG
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7. IF YOU'RE NOT GOIN TO SACK IT, GO HOME AND WHACK IT.
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8. IF U THINK SHE'S SPUNKY COVER YR MONKEY
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9. IF U SLIP BETWEEN HER THIGHS, BE SURE TO CONDOMIZE
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10. IT WILL BE SWEETER IF U WRAP YR PETER
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11. SHE WONT GET SICK IF U WRAP YR DICK
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12. IF U GO IN TO HEAT, PACKAGE YR MEAT
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13. WHILE YR UNDRESSING VENUS, DRESS UP YR PENIS
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14. WHEN U TAKE OFF HER PANTS AND BLOUSE, SLIP UP YR TROUSER MOUSE
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15. ESPECIALLY IN DECEMBER, GIFT WRAP YR MEMBER
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16. NEVER,NEVER DECK HER WITH AN UNWRAPPED PECKER
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17. DONT BE A FOOL, VULCANIZE YR TOOL
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18. THE RIGHT SELECTION WILL PROTECT YR ERECTION
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19. WRAP IT IN FOIL BEFORE CHECKING HER OIL
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20. A CRANK WITH ARMOR WILL NEVER HARM HER
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21. NO GLOVE, NO LOVE!
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