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Subject: Anyone for Chinese Take-Away Lunch?
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This was sent to me by a co-worker. I don't where he got it originally
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from. Some of the humour may be UK specific (e.g. the bamboo shoots)
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The Chinese Menu.
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Wun Hung Lo Chinese Restaurant
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Carry Out Menu
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MEAT DISHES
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1. Bol Oxs..................Hot Meat Balls
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2. Sur Kum Sihz.............Sausage Slices
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3. Hol Mein Kok.............Scrag end encased in ladyfingers
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4. Dik Sor..................Rolled pork fillet rubbed in chile powder
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5. Eja Kul Lait.............Shaft of mutton in white cream sauce
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6. Rek Tum Blok.............Oversized baked sausage
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7. Long Dik.................Coq in van
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8. Yu Nux...................Meatball extract
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9. Veri Ti Rin..............Massive extrusion of forcemeat
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VEGETABLES
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10. Wan Kin..................Bamboo shoots
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11. Pei Sof..................Chinese leaves
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12. Wot Kung Fu Dat..........Tossed salad
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13. Sik In Lu................Sweet and sour hot sauce
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14. Pu Bik...................Young sprouts
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15. Du Reks..................Entre Coat
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16. Hoo Pong In Kar See......Yellow rice with meat droppings
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17. Hoo Kum On Mat...........Thick white rice on ryebread
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SAUCES
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18. Pei Sol..................Cantonese drippings
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19. Sei Men Drip.............Delicately flavoured white sauce
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20. Yu Kum...................Hot custard
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21. Tor Soff.................Hand-made thick white sauce
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22. Hu Lade Turd.............Brown sauce with nuts
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23. Fan Tom Ar Sol...........Invisible brown sauce without nuts
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SPECIALITIES
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24. Lik Mein.................Plate of the day
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25. Fug Yu...................Chinese toast
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26. Munth Lei................Popular dish of the period
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27. Kow Poo..................Savoury pan cakes
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28. Doggi Bag................Chinese take away
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29. Ho Mo....................Sausage surprise
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30. Bo Gee...................Pick of the week
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DESSERTS
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31. Vee Dee..................Spotted Dick
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32. Kum In Yu................Cream Squirt
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33. Yu Pong..................Crap suzette
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34. Kum Lots.................Extra portion of cream
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35. Ars Pik..................Chocolate fingers
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36. Hoo Shat in Fann.........Chocolate spread
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37. Or Jee...................Chinese stuffing on bed of mandarins
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38. Es Kie Mo Kum............Frosted banana cream
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39. Tu Tun On Goo Lies.......Crushed Nuts
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40. Wun Hung Lo..............Mixed nuts
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41. Tu Brik Smak.............Puree of nuts
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42. Di Rere..................Chinese afters in aromatic sauce
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43. Hu Pong..................Chinese snifters
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44. Kwik Wank................Cream slice
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BEVERAGES
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45. Yu Rine..................Jasmine Tea
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46. Wob Li Tit...............Milk Shake
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Chopsticks extra.
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