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30 lines
1.4 KiB
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There once was five year old boy who enjoyed playing with his
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train set. One afternoon, his mother happened to be standing by the
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door listening to the boy play. She was shocked when she heard him
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saying,
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"All right, all of you son of a bitches who want to get on the train, get
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on train. And all of you son of a bitches who want to get off the
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train, get off the train. And all of you son of a bitches who want to
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change seats, change seats now 'cause the trains getting ready to
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leave. Whoo whooooo."
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The mother was just devastated, so she scolded her son and said to him,
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"Now son, I want to go upstairs and take your nap, and when you get up,
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you can't play with your train set for two hours."
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So the boy took his nap and didn't even mention his train set for
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two hours. After the two hours were up, the boy asked his mom if he
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could play with his train set again. She said yes, and asked him if he
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understood why he was punished. He nodded his head yes, and off he
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went. The mother stood by door to listen to what her son would say.
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The boy sat down to his train set and calmly said,
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"Whoo whoooooo. All of you ladies and gentlemen who want to get on the
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train, get on the train. All of you ladies and gentlemen who want to
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get off the train, get off the train. And all you sons of a bitches who
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are pissed 'cause the train is two hours late, go talk to the bitch in
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the kitchen.
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