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42 lines
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APARTMENT FOR RENT
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A prosperous and somewhat amorous businessman propositioned a beautiful
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chorus girl of well proportioned figure to spend the night with him for
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$500.00. When he was ready to leave the next morning, certain things having
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transpired, he told her that he didn't have that much money with him, but he
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would have his secretary mail her a check for it, made out for RENT ON
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APARTMENT, to avoid embarrassment.
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On the way to the office however, after thinking the matter over, he decided
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the night hadn't been worth what he had agreed to pay, so he had his secretary
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send a check for $250.00 instead, and enclosed the following explanatory note:
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Dear Madam,
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Enclosed is the check in the amount of $250.00
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for rent on your apartment. I am sending this
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amount instead of the amount originally agreed
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upon, because when I rented this apartment, I
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was under the assumption that . . .
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1) It had never been occupied.
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2) There was plenty of heat.
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3) That it was small.
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Last night, I found that it had been occupied
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many times, that there wasn't much heat, and
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that it was entirely too large.
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Upon receipt of the note, the girl immediatly returned the check, with this
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note . . .
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I am returning your check for $250.00. I can not
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understand how you could expect such a beautiful
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apartment to remain unoccupied. As for the heat,
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there is plenty of it if you just know how to
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turn it on. As for the size, it's not my fault
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if you didn't have enough furniture to fill it.
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